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Alright Empty your pockets, but do it slow Take everything you got and lay it on the ****ing floor Don't make me have to set an example today And blow one of you crazy mother****ers away I'm in a bank, and it's a little bit funny Taking all you stupid mother****ers' money Peepin at a bitch cause my dick's on hard Laughing at the dumb ass security guard Who's tied up for the moment, not saying a word I should have known it before, the mother****er's a nerd But back to the bitches I'm peepin' And then untie the ho, so I can start creepin' Took her to the backroom, about to jack Cold trailed the bitch, with a gun in the back I said: "Lay down, and unbutton your bra!" There was the biggest titties that a ****a ever saw I said: "Damn", then the air got thinner Only thought in my mind, was going up in her The suspense was making me sick She took her panties down and the bitch had a dick! I said: "Damn", dropped the gat from my hand (What I thought was a bitch, was nothing but a man) Put the gat to his legs, all the way up his skirt Because this is one pillowbiter that I had to hurt, so |
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that was absolutely horrendous J Diddy
it was really, really, really bad I'm embarrassed after reading it. I really am. and besides...Sheena? Yeah, I don't do black 'girls'. (I quoted it because apparently she was a dude.) Still. That was literally Rico level bad. And you're telling me my roasts were lame? Ha. |
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it was terrible
a stupid post, not funny you are bad at posting |
it was one of the worst posts in this thread
and that says a lot I think 'Hamas' or Saul could roast me like champions. Anyone else? Nah. |
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Sticking up for your love once more! Even after he cheated on you with your little brother? That's committment! George Takei salutes you. |
Lil' Chiefy D gettin' no love.
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the thing is
I don't even think KC Tattoo would laugh at that and that says something |
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Who says it was comical? It was an accurate depiction of a night out for you. Nothing there that wasn't true at all at least one point in your life. Let's examine it shall we. At some point have you: a)called up a hoe on your 50th day of binge drinking b)meet a hoe at a fruity club without having friends to back you up c)get confronted by a brother whom you date raped his sister d)have the chick stand up for you e)rush home and have endless anal in the dark f)find out at the end that your love was a man I'm willing to bet that at least once each of these scenarios has occurred. I just pieced them altogether for one night. |
you should delete before the AM
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agreed
lame post defending it is lamer |
Meat peaker and his gay lover, rufie the date rapist don't like my posts.
I think I'll cry. |
Your insults aren't even interesting.
Christ. |
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