Taking that cherry would be a bit of a challenge...wait..this is Chiefsplanet..never mind

It's 90 ****ing degrees at 6 in the morning. Let's crank up the AC and make pancakes! Well, okay. But that large black ant covered snow globe flower bush bites it today

Had my first dealings with a not-very-nice client. Why do people have to be rude? Ugh.

I agree with this whole thing. Summer sucks!

Our coffee guy (vendor that brings us our coffee and creamer) is cute. Just thought I'd share...lol. He makes every other Friday morning that much more to look forward to.

Lonely or not, he's eye candy.

ROFL

Next time you see him tell him you like your men like you like your coffee. Hot, with a thick, creamy head.

Like I'm going to use a coffee analogy on a guy who delivers coffee for a living.

No comment...

Buck's hat is on fire...

When you step on other people to make yourself appear bigger. Do you need to wear cleets?

I have to be on a plane in about 5 hours, and I absolutely can't ge to sleep. This blows.

I've literally lost my underwear tonight.

I found some underwear tonight.

Tell him you like your men like you like your coffee: ground up and in the freezer.

Tomorrow, I pack my entire life into a 17-foot U-Haul van, attach a trailer with my similarly fully-loaded car loaded on it. Then I drive 10-12 hours from Aspen Hill, Maryland, through the traditionally nightmarish DC area afternoon outbound traffic, and west to Hancock (that is, "the skinny part" of Maryland), where I have a choice of 68 West, or continuing on 70 West, which diverts north at this point.

68 West is pretty good, except they decided to deal with the mountains not by blasting huge channels out of them so we could drive through with ease. Instead, they just built their roads over the mountains, resulting in some twisty twiny roads. Otherwise, it's good.

Staying on70, however, means *shudder* Breezewood. Breezewood is a trap. The Interstate ends here in a stop light. The roads are suddenly festooned with turn lanes, which are not big enough really to hold a truck-and-trailer. All of that is surrounded by several strip malls, essentially, which - if you are daring enough to try to turn in to one - generally do not let you out, due to traffic snarlage. Oh yes. It's dog eat dog.

After that, the streets are nicely broad and flat and level. It does have tolls, which will slow me down I admit. Plus it costs money.

And now, I succumb to unconsciousness, as I have several times in the last few minutes, G'night.

So, a friend of mine is serious about wanting to move to Chicago. He has a friend who is willing to make the move. I told him I would too, if he waited a year. Was I only kidding?

If you are:

1.) Under 35
2.) Don't own a house
3.) Don't have a spouse/partner to consider
4.) Don't have a pet to drag along

Do it.

When you're older you'll have plenty of time to get sedentary. The time to do new things is when you're young.

A young guy who works with me (around mid-20s IIRC) is going to lose his position soon. He fits all those requirements. We tell him he should move to NYC, where he already goes at least monthly if not twice a month. He seems hesitant and fearful to do it. I think if he doesn't he'll be sorry down the road.

Well, this time next year, when I'm ready to do it, I will no longer be under 35. :(

And Fat Cat is coming with me.

Mind if I have them back?

Do it. You've got a good base where you're at.....so if something were to happen....you'd have something to come back to (your Dad).

****ing do it.

I've always had my heart set on KC. However, if I made this move, I know I would have someone to live with. I don't know of anyone in the KC area looking for a roommate.

I'm going to be single forever. Men aren't worth the effort.

Mmmm, ice cream.

Yeah, because I want to feel like a fat loser instead of just a loser. :spock:

Might as well be fat if men aren't worth the effort.

EAT UP LUV

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I would if that were my reason for losing weight. If I eat anything right now, I will only feel worse about myself. No guy is worth that.

Blown off or completely overlooked twice in the same week. If I keep putting myself out there, I could go for some kind of record. :shrug:

Most men prefer slim women, just the way the world works.

Would you do me a favor and **** off?

You probably shouldn't have posted it if you didn't want responses.

Actually, taking it out on you is probably good therapy.

That's cool, I don't mind.

Are you internet dating?

No

Where are you meeting these fine gentlemen?

I meet all my men on Chiefsplanet.

Believe it or not, real life. Why am I so ****ing reeruned?
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Can we get some details?

I tried jerking off in the shower and couldn't keep a boner. Wtf?
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I'm such a girl sometimes. Please forgive my temporary lapse of sanity.

Must've been a full moon last night.

Girls don't have "temporary" lapses of sanity, afaik.

Something. Definitely NOT a good night for me. Today was better but not great. I'll survive.

Seven years on this board is more than a lapse.

You have to admit that I've improved over the years.

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Rush to release Time Machine Live DVD in Oct>Complete Moving Pictures Live!!!

poop.

I think I need medication.

Booze, weed, ecstacy, purple drank, ritalin, rohypnol, prozac, valium, quaaluudes, cocaine, penicillin... need to be a little more specific.

Anti-depressant.

Meh. You don't need an antidepressant, you just need a self-esteem boost. You need to realize that most people (especially men) suck ass, most people aren't worth trying to please, most people don't deserve the time of day, and most people are DEFINITELY not worth worrying yourself over. You need less "why me" and more "**** you". You don't appear to be hideously ugly, you seem like a nice person, and you don't seem to have any debilitating personal issues (like a meth addiction, LOL). And, hey, even if you were, there are plenty of butt-ugly assholes with drug problems who STILL manage to be happy. ;)

My advice is to try to stop worrying--or caring--about what others may think of you, and worry only about what YOU think of you. If you're chubby, start walking more. If you feel unfulfilled, volunteer (soup kitchen, animal shelter, library, whatever). If you tire of concrete and hectic modernity, take weekend trips into nature; if you tire of being alone in nature, take a trip into the city to feel some life and activity. Read good books. Join clubs that meet up regularly (book clubs, chess clubs, movie clubs, whatever). Buy a heavy-duty vibrator. (Seriously. Unlike men, they can be turned off, and they don't steal stuff from your purse or leave the seat up.) Bolster your mental and physical health. People (especially men) will notice the difference. Confidence goes a long way. And make sure to have fun, as IMO it's ultimately one of the best ways to ward off depression.

Also, not talking to GoChiefs would help. :D

I'm shaking it off. Just didn't have the greatest week last week, and it was topped of with a pretty sucky weekend. I just get really overwhelmed with emotion sometimes, and I tend to where my heart on my sleeve as it is. Part of being a female, I guess. I just let certain things get to me. Trying to find someone from down here to ride up to the game with me Friday. People can't get off work, don't have the money, have family issues, etc. I guess the "rejection" is getting to me as well. That type of rejection, along with being rejected twice by guys, tends to wear on you. Saturday night was the worst. Going back to the old me on here, I had to go and let it out. Shame on me. I'd been doing so much better. It's time to regroup and find my focus again. That's all.

Thanks for the advice, JD.

Dammit I'm mad spelled backwards is Dammit I'm mad.

epic

Hey, the Chiefs preseason game is on national television Friday night.

i know im pumped yessssssssssssssssssssss

I just moved into Indianapolis a week ago, and started my new job on Wednesday. On day one, a guy at work loses a pinky when he slams his hand between a cart and a shelf. Barely a week in, the concert stage at the state fair collapses, killing four.

I figure one is an occurrence, two is a coincidence, but one more thing and I may think I've been cursed by some old-world witch doctor, or something.

So, my best friend has started seeing someone. He's bringing her to a cookout at another friend of ours tonight. From what I hear, she sounds pretty cool. I'm super nervous about this though. Not necessarily about meeting her, though. Every time I have a guy friend that I can hang out and talk sports with, they completely blow me off. I can understand why. It will just suck this time, because he's become my best friend. Wish me luck!

:facepalm:

Hopeless and un-helpable. I throw in the towel.

WTF? I wasn't even saying anything bad about myself. I was trying to say that I can understand why a guy wouldn't be able to hang out as much. Also, I have a long history of guy friends completely blowing me off when they start dating. No fault of mine. It's either ex-friends being asswipes or the new girlfriends being overly possessive.

Would you quit assuming that I only see the bad in myself? I'm smart enough to know how my world works, and that there are more than plenty of assholes in it.

Oh, and his other best friend said he didn't see it lasting long. I'm glad he said it, because I was thinking it. I thought I was being too critical though. She doesn't like COD (which he loves), she took no interest in the music while him and his friend were playing, and just a few other comments she made. I told his other best friend that I thought the same thing, but I was trying to remove myself from judgment. He sent me a text after they left saying to text him tomorrow. How honest should I be?

Always be honest.

The Chargers site I post on used to look exactly like this site, but with Chargers colors. They upgraded to vBulletin 4.15 and now it looks like shit.

Don't do this here, DaFace and AustinChief.

http://www.thenflforum.com/vbulletin...Diego-Chargers

Slept like crap last night :(

MR Ducks

MR not

MR 2

CM wangs

LIB

MR ducks

Water is usually wet and it pisses me off.

Watching two Russian chicks play tennis on ESPN2. Sharapova vs. Zvonareva. They're getting all sweaty and grunting, with their tight tops and little tennis shorts and nice legs. I'm getting a major hardonova.

Watching a "Criminal Minds" repeat with Amber Heard, made in '06 when she was 20. In the episode, she plays a hot young actress who is stalked by someone who turns out to be a close female friend who is obsessed with her after they had a lesbian experience in college. Heard, in real life, came out as a lesbian. Apparently the director of this episode knew something, LOL.

I use to like Drinking. Then I hated it.

So then I decided I loved weed. Still Do.

But now I like drinking again.

But being HIGH and Drunk....well...that's simply the best.

Unless you drink and smoke too much.

That's the WORST. Ughh.....the absolute worst.

Yes, but when are you ever satisfied? You'll keep pushing the envelope. Next it'll be "high, drunk, and driving a fast sportscar". Then it'll be "high, drunk, driving a fast sportscar, while getting head from a hot blonde". Then it'll be... well, actually, who gives a shit what it'll be after that, 'cause you will have reached the summit, my friend, and can look down upon the world as King Of All Men. :clap: :D

Ever thought about creating your own religion?

No way. There is only one true religion.

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