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|Zach| 06-29-2013 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9783131)
So at 4 in the morning he was just on your mind?

No.

I was reading this thread where he was posting though.


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crazycoffey 06-29-2013 04:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Pants (Post 9782934)
No way, dude. You're just a troll. Sure you say some dumb shit from time to time, but who doesn't? CrazyCoffey is a legit gamma-ray burst of stupid.

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Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 9783121)
You have it all wrong.


I will fully admit the differences between my real life and my posts on CP are intertwined to some extent. It's a small sample size, however. Couple that with CP being my first BB experience, I made a few mistakes. Oh well.

The problem with you two, is you've been here longer, have more experience in the Internet anonymity, and still can't shake the insecure feeling of a little geeky kid in the locker room after high school gym class.

I know it's hard to understand this, but I ready know you're smarter than me (in some ways) and I'm more physical than you. I don't need or want to compensate for anything related to some high school social structure. Get over it, sorry for the swirly some guy gave you however long ago.

|Zach| 06-29-2013 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9783136)
I will fully admit the differences between my real life and my posts on CP are intertwined to some extent. It's a small sample size, however. Couple that with CP being my first BB experience, I made a few mistakes. Oh well.

The problem with you two, is you've been here longer, have more experience in the Internet anonymity, and still can't shake the insecure feeling of a little geeky kid in the locker room after high school gym class.

I know it's hard to understand this, but I ready know you're smarter than me (in some ways) and I'm more physical than you. I don't need or want to compensate for anything related to some high school social structure. Get over it, sorry for the swirly some guy gave you however long ago.

No I was wrong you aren't trying too hard.


LMAO

Fritz88 06-29-2013 04:19 AM

Can't wait for the season to start.
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crazycoffey 06-29-2013 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Fritz88 (Post 9783143)
Can't wait for the season to start.
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Yeah, no shit

BlackHelicopters 06-29-2013 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Fritz88 (Post 9783143)
Can't wait for the season to start.
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Hurry up season.

rico 06-29-2013 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9782364)
That's true. Hell, rico had his wife come up with a roast to look cool...

ROFL

I know this is the running joke, but it's seriously funny to me because my wife HATES, HATES, HATES the fact that Chiefsplanet exists. I won't elaborate on the argument(s), but I'm not wrong, of course. :) (I seriously don't know why being on facebook for an extended period of time should be considered more acceptable than being on CP).

I have another one in mind, but probably won't get to it for a day or 2. Have my wedding reception this afternoon, have to recover from hangover tomorrow, have to study for a nursing test that I take at 8a Monday, then of course I have the test to take at 8a. So I'mma be super busy for a while...but I do have one in my head that I'm thinking about doing.

Hammock Parties 06-29-2013 08:52 AM

tell us more of her hate for this place

women hate anything that lets men act like men in this age of neo-fascist-feminism

mostly she hates it because it gets along fine without women, beyond their tits in the pics forum, which of course is such an insult to those creatures that we would use them like that

burt 06-29-2013 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 9782521)
somebody, maybe it was you, told me he had really fat fingers....

that used to be my name here...

Donger 06-29-2013 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9783266)
tell us more of her hate for this place

women hate anything that lets men act like men in this age of neo-fascist-feminism

mostly she hates it because it gets along fine without women, beyond their tits in the pics forum, which of course is such an insult to those creatures that we would use them like that

Have another bad date?

Hammock Parties 06-29-2013 09:36 AM

no, just have keen insight into women and CP

'Hamas' Jenkins 06-29-2013 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by rico (Post 9783226)
ROFL

I know this is the running joke, but it's seriously funny to me because my wife HATES, HATES, HATES the fact that Chiefsplanet exists. I won't elaborate on the argument(s), but I'm not wrong, of course. :) (I seriously don't know why being on facebook for an extended period of time should be considered more acceptable than being on CP).

I have another one in mind, but probably won't get to it for a day or 2. Have my wedding reception this afternoon, have to recover from hangover tomorrow, have to study for a nursing test that I take at 8a Monday, then of course I have the test to take at 8a. So I'mma be super busy for a while...but I do have one in my head that I'm thinking about doing.

Shit. Rico's a murse. This is only gonna get worse for him.

Iowanian 06-29-2013 10:13 AM

It's probably comparable if she's telling blow for blow details about how many drops of jizz you shot on her tits when you went ATM.

I just hope she creates an account and posts when she reads your stories. That will be a fun day here.


Quote:

Originally Posted by rico (Post 9783226)
ROFL

I know this is the running joke, but it's seriously funny to me because my wife HATES, HATES, HATES the fact that Chiefsplanet exists. I won't elaborate on the argument(s), but I'm not wrong, of course. :) (I seriously don't know why being on facebook for an extended period of time should be considered more acceptable than being on CP).

I have another one in mind, but probably won't get to it for a day or 2. Have my wedding reception this afternoon, have to recover from hangover tomorrow, have to study for a nursing test that I take at 8a Monday, then of course I have the test to take at 8a. So I'mma be super busy for a while...but I do have one in my head that I'm thinking about doing.


Hammock Parties 06-29-2013 10:14 AM

hi rico's wife

i know you hate this place

too bad

your neo-fascist-feminism ways may have twisted and perverted society at large, but they don't take hold in this place

here men are free to do as they please with zero negative repercussions

you have no say here

no power

you can punish your man for enjoying this place

but know you are attempting to make him less of man by doing so

and if he cows to your whip, he is less of a man

and what kind of woman are you then?

because deep down you will always need us

because NOTHING in this life gets done without a MAN

show me a football forum created by a woman and i'll show you a lame place

now make me a sammich

DaFace 06-29-2013 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex Smith HATER (Post 9783385)
hi rico's wife

i know you hate this place

too bad

your neo-fascist-feminism ways may have twisted and perverted society at large, but they don't take hold in this place

here men are free to do as they please with zero negative repercussions

you have no say here

no power

you can punish your man for enjoying this place

but know you are attempting to make him less of man by doing so

and if he cows to your whip, he is less of a man

and what kind of woman are you then?

because deep down you will always need us

because NOTHING in this life gets done without a MAN

show me a football forum created by a woman and i'll show you a lame place

now make me a sammich

Adopting Hootie's posting style in his absence?


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