X-rated classroom party gets teacher fired from Florida school

A South Florida teacher is out a job after throwing an after-school surprise birthday party in a classroom that featured sex toys and X-rated party favors, according to a report.

Parents told WSVN-TV that the party at the Mater Lakes Academy charter school in Miami Wednesday exposed the students -- who were as young as 11 -- to sex-themed party favors.

The mother of a young girl who was an attendee said the party was for a former male student, and when he walked into the classroom “they surprised him with a hat that had a penis attached to the top and a string to be able to pull it . . . ,” the station reported.
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She also said the party included a cake that was in the shape of the female form, according to the station.

The station aired snippets of video shot at the party showing the hat and other sexual items. Students who were reported to be members of the school's dance team can be heard singing happy birthday.

“You can’t even imagine,” said the mother, who is also a teacher, WSVN reported. “You know, I’ve raised my daughter the proper way and never taught her anything similar to that.”

The woman told the station her daughter was extremely upset.
“She couldn’t sleep last night. She woke up crying,” she said. “It hurts that she’s being taught this at the school where I trust she’s gonna be taken care of.”

The teacher wasn’t identified.

Mater Lakes Academy officials said the dance teacher had been fired, but wouldn’t say who brought in the X-rated party favors, the station said.

They said in a statement, “Once we became aware of the situation, we addressed it immediately and have taken the appropriate measures and the individual has been dismissed,” the station reported.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/10/22...da-school.html

I'm reserving judgement for obvious reasons.

She's guilty on stupidity alone

Wow...New name for herb "Amazon Prime!"

It's safe to say marijuana is one of the things you can't order on Amazon.

Tell that to the Orlando couple who received 65 pounds of weed in a recent shipment, reports local ABC affiliate WFTV.

The couple, who WFTV said did not want to be identified for safety reasons, said they ordered plastic storage bins. They received the bins, but with the added bonus of 65 pounds of marijuana stuffed inside.

"They were extremely heavy, heavier than you would think from ordering four empty bins," said one of the customers.

Once they learned what was inside the bins, they contacted police. "When the first officer got here, she was in disbelief," the customer told WFTV.

Sgt. Eduardo Bernal, public information officer with the Orlando Police Department, said they are cooperating with authorities in the state where the package shipped. WFTV reports the package was shipped from a facility in Massachusetts.

Amazon said they will also work with police on the case. "Our customer service team worked directly with the customer to address concerns and will work with law enforcement to investigate the case, as needed," Amazon said in a statement.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...der/793580001/

BRB, I gotta place an order.

Wedding crasher spying on ‘boyfriend’ sparks massive bridesmaids brawl: cops
 

She looks crazy as ****! :eek:

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http://nypost.com/2017/10/24/wedding...ds-brawl-cops/

October 24, 2017 | 8:26pm

A wedding crasher ruined a couple’s big day when she hurled a drink at guests and got involved in a bridesmaids brawl, police said.

Shelby McDowell, 20, was arrested Sunday night after she showed up uninvited to spy on a guest she claimed was her boyfriend at a wedding in Palm Coast, Florida, according to news station WKMG.

McDowell claimed, upon arriving at Hammock Beach Resorts, that she saw her boyfriend, Darby Johns, dancing with and kissing a woman on the dance floor.

She then poured a drink on the pair, punched the woman in the face and made a break for the bathroom, according to authorities.

Several bridesmaids, however, decided to take matters into their own hands and dragged McDowell out of the bathroom stall, according to WKMG.

While pulling her out by the feet, the women reportedly began pummeling the wedding crasher.

The resort manager came to break up the fight, but McDowell was on top of her boyfriend’s dancing partner and punching her, authorities said.

Johns told authorities that the unruly wedding crasher was not his girlfriend. He claimed that he had been heading to the dance floor when she attacked them.

McDowell was booked at Flagler County jail on battery charges.


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Florida Woman on Horseback Charged With DUI

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/weird-n...ed-dui-n817231

LAKELAND, Fla. — A Florida woman may have to pony up after police busted her for riding a horse down a busy highway while intoxicated.



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I was going to post the same horse story. I say innocent.
It is a well proven tradition to let the horse find the way home while drunk. Had a relative that used it a lot.

Why do they have a mug shot of the horse?

I love Florida News. I think it's my favorite CP thread.

NEW SMYRNA BEACH, Fla. (AP)
Authorities say a naked Florida man burst into a woman's home, ran around inside and then tried on some of her clothes before he was arrested.

Naked man runs into woman's home, tries on clothes
Joseph Vaglica, 40, was arrested
The Daytona Beach News-Journal reports that 40-year-old Joseph Vaglica is charged with burglary with assault and is jailed on $25,000 bail. It was not immediately clear if he has a lawyer.

Police say Vaglica entered the woman's home through the garage door and then ran through the kitchen acting irrationally. The woman ran to her stepson's house next door and called 911.

Investigators say Vaglica went into a bedroom and tried on the woman's clothes and then ran back outside toward the stepson's house. He was rolling in the yard when police arrived.

Court records show Vaglica has numerous previous arrests.


http://m.baynews9.com/content/mobile...d_man_run.html

Ah....we have fresh Florida news...good sign for Sunday, Y'all....

FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. (AP) — An opossum that apparently drank bourbon after breaking into a Florida liquor store sobered up at a wildlife rescue center and was released unharmed.

Emerald Coast Wildlife Refuge officials say the opossum was brought in by a Fort Walton Beach, Florida, police officer on Nov. 24. A liquor store employee found the animal next to a broken and empty bottle of bourbon.

“A worker there found the opossum up on a shelf next to a cracked open bottle of liquor with nothing in it,” said Michelle Pettis, a technician at the refuge. “She definitely wasn’t fully acting normal.”

Pettis told the Northwest Florida Daily News the female opossum appeared disoriented, was excessively salivating and was pale. The staff pumped the marsupial full of fluids and cared for her as she sobered up.

“We loaded her up with fluids to help flush out any alcohol toxins,” Pettis said. “She was good a couple of days later.”

Pettis says the opossum did not appear to have a hangover.

The store owner, Cash Moore, says he never had an opossum break in before.

“She came in from the outside and was up in the rafters, and when she came through she knocked a bottle of liquor off the shelf,” Moore said. “When she got down on the floor she drank the whole damn bottle.”

“But it just goes to show that even the animals are impressed with Cash’s,” he said.

The animal was released on Thursday.

https://apnews.com/1043773b5ea44e9ca9506a0632fc3eac

Opossum doesn't care. Opossum doesn't give a shit......


LMAO GB