Checking craigslist ads as we speak

I'm good Billay, thanks.

Just when I was about to feel sorry for myself because the ex moved out, I read discuss posts and immediately feel better about my situation.

I've avoided telling a couple black chicks that I'm single now because the expectation is that I would take one of them out (the one that is really into isn't up to my standards, the one I want to **** the shit out of is married).

Edit: chicks at work. LMAO @ the direction clay went.

Yeah me too, man.

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LMAO so wrong. Never change clay.

kc native's ex was off her rocker
He's gone to social media to block her
He's caught the jungle fever
and is down to eat that beaver
and give at least one women the Shocker.

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LMAO

Fortunately the ex uses no forms of social media.

And yes, my penis doesn't discriminate.

And this eeyore thing is making you a better poster. I think you have a good chance to move up a tier.

I had sex with a black chick once. It wasn't very good.

I'm not ****ing eeyore man.

LMAO Holy shit I haven't heard or thought about Proper Dos in years.

One time for me as well. She wasn't a looker either. It was a drunken night, and I regret that it's my only sexual experience with a black girl.

Around that same time, there was a very good looking black girl living next door to me in the army barracks. We were friends, and I went to her room one afternoon just to hang out for a while. When she opened the door for me, she had just gotten out of the shower, and was in a towel. As I walked in, she pretty quickly dropped the towel, and slowly walked over to her dresser to get her clothes. She took an abnormally long time getting dressed. Even stayed in her panties with no bra for about five minutes. Looking back on it, I'm pretty sure she wanted it and was hinting towards it. I was a timid little 19 yo kid at the time though.

Damn, that would have been fun. She had a slamming body, too.

Yeah, you should be ****ing something, though.

I don't want to catch a STI/D.

I probably caught something from any of the four girls who've sucked and touched my dick man. They all had been tagged by multiple dudes before I came along.

I'd agree. You make eeyore look like Richard Simmons.