Tried to complete the gambling challenges tonight, but lost a four-way game of dominoes. I antagonized the winner, but he ran, so I lassoed him. I tossed volatile dynamite at his feet, then shot his corpse 12 times, then dragged him down several miles of rail track before shooting him with a fire arrow, then a dynamite arrow, then shot him twelve more times before hacking what remained of his corpse with a tomahawk until the batteries on my controller died.

You shouldn't have played that double four Willie, you one who sucks the penis.

How come you have to eat every day but never take a shit? Your horse takes a shit bear shits in the woods but you never take a shit.

I find that i spend more time hunting than i do playing the story missions. I'm still on chapter 4 and i bought this game the night it came out LMAO

Speaking of which, it's complete horseshit that your pelts disappear if you die.

I had at least 4-5 Perfect pelts on my horse last night when i went hunting for the Legendary Wolf. I found the wolf, put one right between his eyes but he still lived. Then the wolf jumped me and killed me. I lost the wolf, then lost all my pelts. It autosaves after death and now all my shit is gone. So mad. I just turned the damn thing off.

I hate the autosave bullshit. ****ing get killed with a bounty more than money you got you are ****ed.


I just want to have fun and not be all serious about it. Also how the **** are they recognizing you with the bandana or mask on with no one around after you kill em?

I've learned that if I'm going to just go **** around in the game....I'll turn the autosave off for that purpose. You just have to remember to ****ing save when you've done something that you want to keep.

i just always saved after everything i did

You should've had some goddamn faith.

I'm to the gambling challenge where you have to win 3 blackjack hands hitting 3 times...it's hard as ****.

It's the 8th damn thing, this shit gets hard.

Nope. No patience for that. Would rather shoot coyotes.

Yeah, you just gotta plug away on that bitch.

There's been a damned gatorcaust at the casa de Hamas.

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Finally beat all 10 gambling challenges.

These challenges are a pain in my ****ing ass, all of them.