He speaks to the crowd.

"When I was naming my iconic war hero, I debated a number of names that used the first syllable of NFL teams. I thought about Eagbo and Bearbo and Jetbo, but they didn't sound right."

"I kind of liked Billbo but I was told that was too Tolkein. Jagbo was pretty good. Saintbo had the wrong feel. I was stumped until I got all the way down to the NFC West.

"Rambo."

He nods meaningfully.

"The Los Angeles Rams select Royce Newman, G, Mississippi."

Great pick

He explains.

"Royce has speed."

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"He has power."

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"He plays through injury."

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"He's smart."

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"And he loves the game."

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"So let's give Royce a big welcome cheer and hope we wins a championship belt with the Rams!"

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Against all odds, Stallone finds a pay phone and informs the next pick that he's up.

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Rule #1 is don't go full Easterby. Amen!

The Baltimore Ravens select Ta’Quon Graham, DL, Texas.

On mobile. Can someone PM the next pick for me?

No need. I got it.

Losing to Chad Henne has the Browns a little on edge. Andrew Berry pulls a switch under his desk. A bookcase swings open revealing a small closet. He grabs a small hammer attached to a chain on the wall and shatters a glass pane that used to read, "Break only in case of emergency." Inside the pane is a sheet of paper, which at the top reads, "Draft these players only if you get desperate." Berry ponders what he is about to do, then shrugs and says out loud to himself, "Ehhh... **** it." He picks up his phone, calls his draft lackey, and tells him,

The Cleveland Browns select Josh Ball, OT, Marshall

The Q meeting must have run late last night.

DAMN YOU! Great pick. Was really hoping he made it a few more picks to the Steelers. I'm thinking Jaylon goes no later than the early 5th (a lot of places have him as high as the 3rd). Excellent value.

ill have my picks in shortly