So go find super hooker.

Buying them drinks is a bit like prostitution.

Not if you know the Captain Morgan's girls... Not a story I am ready to share on here yet. But I will say I had to babysit my (before we were married) wife that night I wasn't going to drop her off that messed up. Was almost arrested twice that night. Puking helps just saying...

:hmmm: Interdasting

I am slowly rebuilding my mom's and grandam's recipes without any written anything written down they both went like me me a pinch of this a pinch of that and color.

If you where not at the table your drink got a shot. We had the hook up on the Morgen shots that night I mean entire trays.

I got my 2nd orange can in less than a week yesterday from the same store.

Two blondes were driving to Disneyland.

The sign said:

Disneyland left..


So they started crying and headed home.

Dumbass me left my apartment unlocked. Drunk girl walked in thinking it was her place. Took 30 minutes and a neighbor helping out to get her friends to find the chick and send her on the way.

Did you boink her?

You should have boinked her.

working from home today; dogs are confused - they think it's the weekend and they're wanting to play.

Thank goodness for a couple days off, and the fact I'll be able to spend Thanksgiving with my family.