You should video blog all of this on YouTube. Hey, if the guy defending Britney Spears with his tearful act can become famous... you have a shot, it would likely be somewhat comical if done right.

Go for it - see what happens. Maybe you could score with the lady from the UK that sings really well or the Octo-Mom... hell, you know she puts out.

Her first thought was, "is this guy some kind of stunt driver?"

Take a flipp'n hint there, Clay. If a woman tries to ditch you in traffic for 30 minutes you are NOT GETTING LAID. Now, leave the lady alone. She's already gonna have to change her phone number and email address.

I will offer you some credit though... you've evolved far from the driving around the block, stalking pervert we first met in 2002. Your sisters have taught you much.

The hypothesis that she was trying to lose me on the highway is incorrect.

I don't think I even got over 70.

There's a sure-fire idea though. Start with some granny-sex. I think you might even be able to close that deal.

I dunno... she drove for 20 minutes. Did she mention previously how close she lived to the meeting spot? I'm not suggesting she was trying to lose you to be mean, rather... she likely had the following realization in the car "Hmmm, is it really that smart to take this guy to my house?"

So, feeling bad and likely not wanting to have the conversation face to face... she may have thought, "Losing him 'on accident' would be easy to talk over later on the phone".

You typed that she asked if you were going to call her... well, on second thought, call her. Say "Hey great meeting you last night... let's grab a drink this week". Just see what happens.

Yes. It was about 20 minutes. I knew the general area where she lived. That's where we were heading.

Not everything is a conspiracy theory.

I'm a professional when it comes to getting strung along.

End the mystery and call her... step away for 5 minutes, tell her that you enjoyed meeting her and would like to see her again. Keep it simple then come back and share with the group.

The "losing him in traffic" is a good idea if we turn this into a made-for-TV movie, though. HIGH SPEED CHASE! We can use "Mona Lisa Overdrive" from "The Matrix Reloaded" and a lot of quick cuts of a hot chick looking in her rearview mirror and furrowing her brow.

Maybe I can jump a semi or something in slow motion.

Flashing back to you as you try to keep up, changing lanes with one hand on the wheel and the other is monkeying with your junk.

Too soon.

BRILLIANT!

We can cut between my stick shift and my shifting stick.

Based on the date that luv edited the original post, it's been around a year... and I just read the last story, and it's either a bunch of BS or the guy really doesn't get it. After the first several months of advice giving and general laughter, I'm not seeing the appeal.

Dude, the first date of my entire life was last August. I'm a n00b.

he gets closer and closer. baby steps I guess. and he seems genuine - I mean I actually got texts from the guy last night, and the stories have enough detail to be legit.

but you are right, he doesn't get it. that's part of the fun. as phobia said, he's come a long way from driving around the block several times and going home with his tail between his legs.

shut up n00b. send a text. everyone (men and women) hates those high school games. they aren't reality, they are a bunch of bullshit. I guarantee you that if you wait the "typical" 3 days or whatever, you won't hear from her. if you contact her the day after, you will make a good impression and increase your chances by 1000X.