LOL. No. I skimmed it and prematurely enunciated.

I didn't think you were like that so I was confused.

I have you all organized into specific lil categories. Don't **** up my list.

If I keep doing what I'm doing, I'll keep gettin' what I got.

I'm not saying I'm going to do ALL of those things...but there are nuggets of wisdom.

I think i know how you have me categorized.

I'm afraid go know the list I'm. On

Plow any chicks recently Dave?

Why did those suggestions translate to something so demeaning in your mind? He wasn’t advocating that a guy order his date around all night.

Some of the points may have been over the top (especially the touching stuff), but the overall point seems to be “have a plan, get to know your date, and have fun”

Wow. There is no set way to have a successful date. You be you. She'll be her. If you're into each other, things will progress just fine. Sure, have an idea of some topics to talk about or questions to ask, but, again, if you're into each other, the conversation will also move along just fine. You shouldn't have to force a conversation. You also should have preconceived ideas about how to be able to touch her. As far as taking control. Don't grab her hand and say let's go. Ask her if she'd like to go, and then just go.

Guys I would want to ****.
Guys I wouldn't want to ****.
Guys I'd **** for 6 figures.
Guys I wouldnt **** to save mankind.
Little boys who don't understand how being told where to sit is demeaning.
And Hootie.

Sooooo I'm sure I can scratch together two commas worth of coin...

I think you are taking it too literally. I interpreted it as to know what you want and act in a confident way (i.e. don't be an indecisive p^ssy), not to order them around or be dismissive of their desires.

I've literally determined seating arrangements for every date I've ever been on.

I don't see it as a big deal. And if you sit around and waffle about where to sit you're gonna come off as pretty indecisive. Huge turn off.

Even a forever alone nimrod like yours truly has that down. Sheesh.

I can cheerfully play a sub.

Taking my hand and saying "let's go" IS dismissive of how I feel.

Maybe an attempt at being cute when you know me. On a first date, you'd get stubborn resistance, or askance curiosity.

U.S. Currency

What, you too good for Iraqi Dinar?

Even for this thread, this is a pretty creepy discussion. Who cares who sits where on a date? Asking for a hug? This all sounds like creep central. You're trying to meet a person, not play a video game.

Agreed.

It doesn't sound at all like a guy that's trying to meet someone he has a real connection with but instead finding a way to bang every chick on the first date.

I'm happy hanging out with eDave, his bong, and his craft for a bit and getting back to my center again. Then hanging with that for a bit too.

Hope things are going well with the current lady.

This woman is dropping pearls here!


Online dating has been a great exp for me. My married buddy said he imagines it's like rolling up to a drive-through and placing an order lol.

Luv's got a dude too. Peeps should listen to her.

The rules for men are different than the rules for women. Don't try to pretend otherwise.

Bullshit. Guys love it when I order them around and buy them stuff.

That's what I thought when I read it.

Says who?

Do you not recognize that Clay is a love guru?

His success with women is unparalleled.

That sounds like fun.

Haven't seen her since Sunday. We talk everyday supposed to hangout tonight but she's sick. To be honest I'm kind of bored.

I got the hots for a new girl. Like, bonkers. Bubbleguts. I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy!

She will crush ya brah. Be stone cold.

So the last girl I slept with two years ago apparently got knocked up by a dude about a month after she ended things with another boyfriend.

Duhhooooodged that bullet

Chick's fertile. Was she Hispanic? Those girls get pregnant if you look at them the wrong way, I swea.

Hmm girl was supposedly sick tonight. I log on the dating site to show my boy her pics and guess who's online.

Bye Felicia

So a sick person can't browse dating sites?

Unless you are exclusive you are reacting harshly.

We are supposed to be

Then why are you both still on the dating site?

If you had the discussion and she agreed you should be exclusive...you should be.

And if seeing her on a dating site makes you uncomfortable, you need to discuss it with her, not just arbitrarily end it.

You may have been down graded to emergency dick billy

Welp, joining you guys in being single.

My now ex (thank god we never got officially married) quit taking her pscyh meds back in September of last year. She's gradually gotten more crazy. She ran up a bunch of pay day loans and credit card debt while she was looking for a job. She hasn't made a contribution to the bills because the pay day lenders have raped her accounts for the last month and a half.

I had to put up cameras in my house because I had shit come up missing. Well, they caught her bringing someone into my house and her messing around with him. She's still trying to deny it despite the audio being clear as day.

She's assaulted me in front of my child in the last month. I've found meth baggies and paraphrenalia in her shit. I only found out about the pay day loans because I searched her car.

So....on to the next one.

Edit: We were together for over 12 years. Hooray for crazy bitches.

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That information will be used by your enemies on this site.

I am sorry to hear that, though. That's a lot of time and emotion invested. You two have a child together, correct?

Ouch! Sorry to hear that. I'm sure you had much love for her.

Soon we'll be hearing stories about your online dating exp. Right?

This, sadly enough, is true and indicative of how low-rent this place can be.

I don't give a shit if they use it.

I didn't force her to use meth. I didn't force her to assault me or cheat on me.

She did that shit and now she's on her way out.

And yes, we have an 8 year old together. She's been working way too much and due to her bullshit in front of him, she's only going to push him into being closer with me.

I'm sorry babe, Meth makes you stop caring about the things you're supposed to care about. Yay for not being married and yay for not hitting crazybitch back.

Just think of all the new pot and tacos you get to try now.

HAD much love for her. One of the reasons I didn't move back to KC after I graduated college was because meth was still ravaging several people I called friend and a couple family members.

I have zero tolerance for that shit.

And more than likely LMAO

meh

Appreciate it but I'm actually relieved now. I don't have to deal with her mental conditions and refusal to get back on meds.

I was raised by my grandparents and a single mom. There are almost zero situations where I would consider putting my hands on a woman. Shit just isn't an option for me.

Only shitty thing about it is that I was looking to buy a motorcycle in the next couple of months but she ****ed that up.

That's terrible

You confront her yet billay?

Don't confront her. Next time you are hanging out just be like.

"So, are we exclusive?"

*innocent smile* "Yes"

"Delete your OKCupid account."

If she doesn't, get up and walk out. GET TO STEPPIN' ON HER, SON.

Clay generally gives poor advice but he's great on knowing when to cut ties and actually doing it.

Figure out your where your line is and don't waver from it.

Did she have angled pics to hide the blubber?

How do you know she wasn't showing a friend pics of you? Over react much?

True...She may have been masturbating to the flexing dildo pic.

You should have listened to Clay

Bye fellatio.

You've been "exclusive" for how long?

If you want to know how to attract and keep a woman, talk to a woman as to how.

You ever go hoggin edave?

What attracts and keeps one woman may totally turn another off.

I'm not talking about your Star Wars collection. :evil:

I'm talking about Star Trek, though.

For instance, about a year and a half ago I told a woman about my love for Star Trek. She looked at me like a cow looks at oncoming freight train and that ended our dealings.

Thursday night I did this in front of a chick:

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And she smiled and told me about how much she loved Mr. Spock.

So you see...it really depends on the woman.

Few weeks

What would possess you to do something like that?

I agree. Did you not have any pics of her other than her profile pics? With everyone having cameras in their phones, etc., I would have thought if you were exclusive, you'd have some of the 2 of you together.

Because I seek a real connection with a woman...and having a shared interest in Star Trek is ****ing cool.

And if someone rejects me because I'm into Star Trek...they are a shit person and best get to steppin.'

Holy shit man.

Only I could get a text from a chick at 12:20 AM telling me "I'VE FOUND SOMEONE ELSE HAVE A NICE LIFE."

Guy that took her on a date tonight had three legs

Were you still texting her or was it out of nowhere? Could she have been mad you didn't keep chasing her?

ROFL Oh, she be steppin'

Sorry man.

Clay's experiences of late have convinced me never to try dating in KC. Doesn't seem worth it. At all.

We texted Friday and she suggested a lunch. I asked her if she had a place in mind.

No reply. I texted this afternoon and suggested a place.

Eight hours later....LIVE LONG AND PROSPER, BABY!

That's rough. Sorry, broski.

If I may, what was the exact text she sent you that ended things?

Sounds like a **** anyways

Seemed nice in person.

I'LL NEVER KNOW THE REAL HER

I've given up on dating for a while, and seem happier because of it.

I don't mind the stuff but I hate being told what to do. ;)

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Good because if I've sucked your dick and you still can't stand up to me, something is wrong.

I have an adorable 23 year old. Blonde, tiny, same body she had at 12. Slightly emotionally damaged but I think it's because her twin just went to jail. Smokes pot but loves Star Wars. Wears Star Wars Converse shoes with short flowy summer dresses.

I think you should come to CO and let your best internet sister hook you up.

It's the online experience. Not a KC problem

Actually I've read KC is one of the shittiest cities for dating.