Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 10685966)

I should buy a pool raft.


http://sportsmasher.com/2014/06/11/o...ith-pool-raft/


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A Hamilton man with a long history of public indecency convictions was arrested again for simulating sex with a pool float. Edwin Tobergta, 35, was arrested Wednesday morning after a witness observed him standing naked on Route 4 in Hamilton simulating sex with a pink pool floatation device. According to the police report, the witness said he was in full view of nearby businesses and passing cars. He was charged with public indecency and contempt of court. Tobergta was previously arrested in June of 2013 after he engaged in sex with a pool float outside of his house in front of several children. He pleaded guilty to that offense and was sentenced to 11 months in prison but was released early. In August of 2011 he was arrested for a similar offense involving having sex with a pink swimming pool raft. In 2002, he was caught having sex with an inflatable pumpkin that was part of a Halloween display.

We have discussed Edwin Tobergta on this site in the past, while most people are addicted to caffeine or something relatively harmless, Edwin Tobergta is addicted to having sex with inflatable pool toys in public places. He is unable to stop. He goes to jail for it, gets released, and does it again. In July of 2013 I said:

Seriously though, can we just lock up Edwin Charles Tobergta and throw away the key? He has been arrested six times for having sex with inflatable rafts, proving that no matter how many times we send him to jail, he’s not going to stop having sex with inflatable rafts. He can’t stop. I say we lock him up before he starts having sex with something non-inflatable and non-willing. Has to be a matter of time, right?

And here we are again, slightly less than a year later, and just like the changing of the seasons Edwin Tobergta has been arrested for having sex with a pool toy. It is time to get Edwin Tobergta some long term care and not just release him back onto the streets. If we give this guy a slap on the wrist and put him back on the streets, mark my words, it’s only a matter of time until I am blogging about Edwin Tobergta committing a far more serious crime.

P.S. Edwin Tobergta is wearing an “I’m Out Of My Mind, Please Leave A Message” during his arrest and mugshot, spot on, but further evidence we need to keep this guy off of the street.

This shirt does earn Edwin Tobergta a spot in the SportSmasher.com Mugshot Hall Of Fame

Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 10686382)

A while back, I saw a show on TV called something like "My Strange Addiction". This episode was about a guy that loved inflatable pool toys (these were all characters, not rafts). His house was filled with them and he talked to them like they were real. He slept with them and would have them seated around the table with him when he ate. He even took one or two with him when he drove in his car. They didn't say but I imagine he had sex of some sort with them too. :shake:

Sounds kind of like the guy above.

Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 10686408)

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Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 10686408)

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Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 10686382)

A while back, I saw a show on TV called something like "My Strange Addiction". This episode was about a guy that loved inflatable pool toys (these were all characters, not rafts). His house was filled with them and he talked to them like they were real. He slept with them and would have them seated around the table with him when he ate. He even took one or two with him when he drove in his car. They didn't say but I imagine he had sex of some sort with them too. :shake:

Sounds kind of like the guy above.

Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 10686898)

ive seen one episode of this show and the guy was ****ing his car.

that was enough for me.

Originally Posted by PackerinMo (Post 10687003)

The guy that had mannequins all over his apartment was creepy as shit.