hahahaha, it all makes sense now.

I got a couple texts from a 216 (?) area code.

The first said this Starbucks is really a Pizza Hut.

The second said she's not here but on her way lol.

I had no idea what it was until I saw this thread.

Yeah go to a winery or a winebar... I would say most women cannot hold their alcohol but no idea on your level either.. Small talk and wine usually end in success unless you two end up being totally different..

Wine bar suggests a level of sophistication that might not be in play here. No offense, GoChiefs.

Or he quits being on the internet 90% of the time he is on it now..

Ehh, he just has to play it off right..

You love wine or know a lot about it???

Yes I love wine, no I dont know alot = Sweet we can try some flights together

Yes I love wine and know a lot = Sweet you can pick the palate for tonight

No I hate wine = ****, looks like we are going to a piano or martini bar

This game is so easy. /professional athlete/

I have now kissed three girls.

Unless it was on her vagina tonight, I weep for you..

Crawl before you walk.

Good for you.

I'm agreeing with this. Congrats.

More info, please.

I also grabbed her ass.

was that you who sent those texts to me?

You're a smooth operator

Yeah...I have your #....you delete me from yo phone bitch? I have you, Flopnuts and Simply Red on speed dial for when I finally blow a load in some skank.