Really officer, that roach belongs to Mr. Wizard, not me. The cricket and the millipede however happen to be mine.

P.S. Could you please quit shining that government issue flashlight at my girlfriends breast?

Our #3, 4, and 5 recievers may be looking for new teams next year to clear room for Kemp and the guys on the practice squad. You guys could probably give them WR2 money like Miami did Wilson and instantly upgrade your #1, 2, and 3. Hell, we may be willing to give you one of backup RBs for cheap too. We can't help you with QB though..

I believe I may have mentioned this before, but Wally doesn't believe in "trap games", per se.

Teams that go 1 and 6, then run the table don't look ahead or fall for trap games. We used to ... that much is true. Every game before and after Denver was troublesome, but those days are gone, man.

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ROFL

According to PFF, she has certain skills and accouterments that allow her to give it in the butt.

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I'm pretty sure much better looking women, with much tighter twats, would also be willing to do that. Might even find one 1/3 her age and who happen to be STD free

Hope so! Maybe my irrational Chiefs fan fear creeping in.

Chiefs have more talent than the 49ers across the Board, but expect a decently competitive game. 49ers are still trying to figure out their defensive secondary and how to generate QB pressure without blitzing. So far, only Buckner scares defenses. Foster will bring something on his return, but I doubt it will be enough to alter KC's major advantage on offense.

Offensively, Shanahan has been keeping things together with bandaids and bailing wire. mcKinnon and Goodwin were supposed to be the key components on offense, but McKinnon's out for the year and Goodwin has been injured. They rotated guys around to make up for the losses, but it's still not a complete team. Even if KC has given up big yards, they are still going to be playing a team without a key weapon and if Goodwin plays, one weapon who is pretty rusty.

That said, teh 49ers have been competitive so far...I Don't expect them to roll over, even if they get rolled.

be LOUD


I know you guys will


but be even louder than that


if I was there I wouldnt have any voice left after the game




LOOOOUUUUDERRRR

It's going to be so loud that Johnny Grapes will think he's listening to Kiara Mia's stomach churn after a bean dip date.

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But not louder than her p-lips smacking together as she walks down the road

**** it, the wife and I are gonna make the trip up Sunday I guess.

That's the spirit. Wish I could go myself

Only a sore subject for some. Others of us see it as a win. We got 5 years if winning football, a playoff win, and Kendall Fuller and a 3rd round pick when we moved on from him. I'll take that deal any day of the week. Smith helped to turn this franchise around and left it setup for Patrick Mahomes to be successful. Reid and Dorsey did the right thing. No matter what the Smith haters think.

If Charleston wasn't 16+ hours, I'd drive up.

There ya go MFer

Cute gig from Goodwin.

1) Reek's 100m and 200m PBs are both better than Goodwin's

2) Goodwin went to the Olympics - good for him, as a long jumper

3) In pads, Reek would blow by him

4) Then he'd actually catch the pass in the end zone

Where are your seats? I’m going to the Jags game on 10/7.

It’s going to be epic

Some idiot 9ers fan in twitter comments said, “Its simple, Goodwin is faster and Tyreek is a better football player”...

Lmao.

49ers fans haven’t watched the Cheetah torch their team yet, so I’ll give them a pass. But after Sunday, I fully expect that they will know they have just watched the fastest football player alive, and maybe of all time.

Where did you see that on twitter? lol

Kid is probably 10 years old. Leave him alone.

its seems as though the chiefs start out with a good head of steam but then come back to earth a couple of games into the season. I know you guys don't think those madden cards that mahomes have been using is going to last all season. Don't underestimate the niners. That would be a grave mistake!

How are you guys comparing an Olympian, great citizen, and football player to a woman beater fetus abuser?

Nobody said anything about Reuben Foster bruh

Just read an article about Mahomes and it mentioned Jimmy G's QBR has gone down 75%. (81 to 22)

Regression to the mean.

Ohh and don't forget pedafile high school girls .... really bruh???

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But I thought he was the Messiah or something?

I'm confused.. You're calling a complete stranger a pedophile (note spelling), or are you giving a confessional?

Congratulations, Mr. ninerfan0724. It appears you've been listening closely to your therapist, after all.

But you'd better go. It's double needle night at the bathhouse.

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Haven’t gotten any yet. Threw some texts out to try and get some free ones from anyone and haven’t heard back yet.

One of my buddies little brother has become friends with Pat in kc and got him sideline passes for the last preseason game. Tried that avenue and got zilch lol.

Wut?

I think he was searching for child porn and stumbled across an encyclopedia. IDK?

I apologize profusely.. Being from San Francisco it isn't fair of me to assume their gender or orientation

Former Oklahoma State Cowboys running back Tyreek Hill pleaded guilty on Friday to punching and choking his pregnant girlfriend and received three years of probation, reports Kyle Fredrickson of NewsOK.com.

Like, do you actually think we don't know this information?

He'll be choking out your hopes and dreams on Sunday, cockbag.

Don't stop now! You're gonna win!

And has been a model citizen ever since, and apparently is still with the girl and his son.

...he'll be doing nasty good things to the 9ers on Sunday.

Like someone else said, you're trashing Hill when you have ****ing Reuben Foster on your team. He got arrested twice in a month. **** him and you noob.


Tyreek Hill is going to dismantle this shitty SF defense. Jimmy G may get his because KCs defense isn't great and not even good...yet. You better hope Eric Berry doesn't come back this week. He'll take Kittle completely out of the game.

All the depth of a youtube commenter. There is nothing you can say about Tyreek Hill that we didn't already say years ago. That entire saga is over so if you think you're somehow needling us or getting one over on us by listing facts you are sorely mistaken.

And you're about to get run the f over by him, just so you know.

Is this supposed to be a troll?

This is brand new information

Whoa... when did this happen??? Hadn’t seen any threads on this...

Posting shit from years ago that we've already discussed and disliked to say the least.

Who has cleaned up his act. I did stupid shit when I was younger too, although I never hit a women. I've been clean 11 years and haven't had even a speeding ticket in 15. People mature bro... I'm guessing you've never done anything your parents disapproved of, aside from currently being alive?

Your boy Foster had drug and weapon charges within weeks of beating the shit out of a woman. Your "star" QB Jimmy "Matt Cassel" G dates a fat, old, retired (I'd hope) porn star. Don't talk about morals brawgh. I'd be willing to bet other guys on the (man-man) 69ers have done stupid shit too..

Yeah and Sunday he's going to slap you in the back of your head and sodimize a 49er bitch

AM I allowed to post on this site after the game?

Please do, I'm desperate to hear if we landed on the moon.

Yes you are.

Most losing fans don't, but you are absolutely welcome to...

Is this the best Chiefs offense ever? In terms of PLAYERS

And only one, lone troll, dared show its face for the team... sad

Admire him, and maybe let him crawl home alive

You are but, I'm sure you'll be curled up in the fetal position under your bed in your mom's basement and we'll never hear from you again

The 49ers had Aldon Smith, McDonald, and Bill Romanowski. "Winning" has always been more important than "character" in the Bay

I'd say his mother should have swallowed him but that'd be very immature of me. No, I won't sink to that level. Instead I'll suggest that his father should have asked for anal that night..

We're not underestimating, it's just that we don't have much to estimate to begin with. Which slap dick corner of yours is covering any one of our receivers? Sherman can't keep up with Watkins much less Hill, he proved that last season against the Rams when Watkins forced Sherman into a holding penalty and easily beat him off the line consistently (watch more here if you don't believe me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTwXjInj7HY). The rest of your shitbags couldn't cover anyone. You think your linebackers are the saviors against Kelce? There isn't a linebacker in the league that can cover Kelce 1v1. The best way to guard the best TEs is to actually cover them with a CB. Good luck bud, but it's going to be a bloodbath. You don't have the horses in the secondary. Your only hope is to try and keep pace offensively.

Precisely...

Dear God,

Let our mighty niners go into that barbecue cesspool of a stadium and claim the victory we deserve. Please let Mahomes turn back into the pumpkin that he is so that we can return to San Jose victorious. God Im just asking for this one favor to sack Mahomes as many times as needed so that he will hear footsteps and see ghost on the field. Dear Lord, let the rushing leader continue his destruction of opposing defense by running for 200 yards. Finally, let the immortal Jimmy G throw for 400 yards and 4 touchdown so that we can bring in our backup in the 4th qrt. All things are possible through you lord... Amen

FYI, God hates the 49er's. God has alway been a CHIEFS fan

:facepalm:

This seems doable. It's about time for last years season rushing leader to go off for 200 yards. And based on games 1 and 2, it seems possible JG could get 400 and 4 while trying to overcome the huge deficit the 69ers will face in the game Sunday.

Hunt is definitely due and, against that shit D, I think he's going to feast. Their secondary is going to be running around like chickens with their heads cut off..

Dude, you're going to swear the (gay)69ers played in Ohio on Sunday. We're going to rail you then give you a Cincinnati bowtie AND a Cleveland steamer.

It's a free country mother****er. You into sadomasochism? What's your safe word?

Peenerfan0724 won't show back up after the whipping. He reminds me of that north Cali dipshit who lived in whiskeytango-ville and talked about his offroad trucks and his beaked out chick.

He's busy being sad that they used the 3rd pick on Solomon Thomas and he is now a backup/rotational player...

Garoppolo is 30th in completion rate (55.9%), 24th in pass yards (467), and 26th in rating (77.4).

Not what they expected for $27.5 million per year.

Chiefs cant afford to drop this one, the rest of the division are on the road/underdogs this week.

But chicks dig him...so there's that.

The 49ers are a pretty average/non-descript team, but the Chiefs have had a tendency to play down to or even lose to these type of teams at Arrowhead under Andy Reid.

Of course that was in the B.C., Before Christ (Mahomes) era.

^ Yeah, not gonna lie that it hasn't at least crossed my mind, but almost everything needs an asterisk. I mean I was worried about the Steelers because ... it's the Steelers, and they fisted us O vs D, but hey, now we finally have a monster QB who can go blow-for-blow.

With Smiff, the "win conditions" were limited. No matter the opponent, the game always had to follow the same script. With Pat, there's so many different ways to win, and no game will ever be out of reach.

Wow, I remember the time when Niner fans were as smug and arrogant as some of you all. I just hope for your sake that the mighty don’t fall to hard. I mean boy you all were a great team with Alex and talk about your stellar D. Why are my Niners even showing up? On second thought shit give the super bowl trophy to you all and save the nfl some pain and agony.

We always felt we needed to win the turnover battle, establish a run game, and hold the opponent to 20 or fewer points. If those didn't happen, we felt any game was in doubt

Oh, how times have changed

People feel like we will win because we already beat 2 supposedly "superior" teams on the road led by veteran quarterbacks. The 49ers aren't as talented as either the Chargers or Steelers, and this game is in Arrowhead. Basically, many pundits had KC as 0-2 heading into the SF game. Also, for the first time in many years, we have an attacker at quarterback. It's unbelievable. Rivals say "it'll be just like last year," but that's wishful thinking. They know good and well that Mahomes ain't Alex

Also the Niners have been a doormat for like 5 years. Knowledgeable fans know they have improved but not every fan is that knowledgeable

We were on our own 1 yard line and Mahomes didn’t give a ****. Threw a bomb for Tyreek on the first goddamn play.

Finally the Chiefs marketing line has meaning to the team.

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And that’s why this game is so important in seeing what this team really has.

Can Reid get his team to step up and play an average team? Will he keep his foot on their throats or go prevent when he’s up?

Can this defense have a good game against a struggling offense like the 49ers?

No need to cry that you're facing a team with a superior QB who's capable of -- and likely to -- win games by his own sheer awesomeness. Especially vs a shitty opponent. Welcome to being a fan of ... most teams. We've been living that life for decades.

He's probably upset that ole Jimmy is off to a shit start and making that 150 million dollars.

Praying to God while living in Sodom. LMAO

Right? That's what im saying.