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ThaVirus 06-26-2013 11:08 PM

What did the Hootmeister do to get himself banned this time?

Phobia 06-26-2013 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 9778684)
What did the Hootmeister do to get himself banned this time?

He challenged me to review all the old mod discussions earlier today. As I reviewed them, I realized that we were never under any obligation to allow him back in the first place. I kicked him to the curb and I don't really care. It was enlightening going through the old discussions. I have no idea why we agreed to look the other way when he registered a mult. That was a horrible idea. I am way, way too nice.

tk13 06-26-2013 11:25 PM

I thought it'd gotten to the point where Hootie was spending as much time telling people he was the center of attention as actually being the center of attention. Don't get the appeal of that.

Pasta Little Brioni 06-26-2013 11:28 PM

Free Hootie.

rico don't change budROFL

J Diddy 06-27-2013 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 9778635)
It's a bad look for you. It seems as if others have noticed.

You get em Atticus!!!

J Diddy 06-27-2013 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9778703)
Free Hootie.

rico don't change budROFL

He's just about as free as you can get.

Sassy Squatch 06-27-2013 05:08 AM

Phobia don't give a shit. Just does what he wants.

DaKCMan AP 06-27-2013 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 9778779)
Phobia don't give a shit. Just does what he wants.

http://img.pandawhale.com/49197-Cart...hatev-R8fN.gif

Rasputin 06-27-2013 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9778689)
He challenged me to review all the old mod discussions earlier today. As I reviewed them, I realized that we were never under any obligation to allow him back in the first place. I kicked him to the curb and I don't really care. It was enlightening going through the old discussions. I have no idea why we agreed to look the other way when he registered a mult. That was a horrible idea. I am way, way too nice.



Thank you Phobia. Chiefs Planet is better for it & can be fun place to hang out again.

DaKCMan AP 06-27-2013 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9778827)
Thank you Phobia. Chiefs Planet is better for it & can be fun place to hang out again.

:rolleyes:

It never ceased being a fun place to hang out.

Rasputin 06-27-2013 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9778665)
I'm here.

He's not.

The end.

Wrong as usual, dumbass.


http://i1206.photobucket.com/albums/.../handshake.gif

Rasputin 06-27-2013 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 9778828)
:rolleyes:

It never ceased being a fun place to hang out.


I still had fun but now it's a hell of a lot better. That little twerp deserved what he got.

Rausch 06-27-2013 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9778665)
I'm here.

He's not.

The end.

Wrong as usual, dumbass.

When there are members on here like you and me and we've never been banned....man....you've got to be a special kind of douchebag to get kicked from here.

Rasputin 06-27-2013 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9778665)
I'm here.

He's not.

The end.

Wrong as usual, dumbass.


<a href="http://photobucket.com/images/bully%20gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i522.photobucket.com/albums/w348/Richtoon18/finish-him-fat-boy-herman11.gif" border="0" alt="bully gif photo: FINISH HIM! finish-him-fat-boy-herman11.gif"/></a>
Way to go fat boy.

Rausch 06-27-2013 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9778833)
<a href="http://photobucket.com/images/bully%20gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i522.photobucket.com/albums/w348/Richtoon18/finish-him-fat-boy-herman11.gif" border="0" alt="bully gif photo: FINISH HIM! finish-him-fat-boy-herman11.gif"/></a>
Way to go fat boy.

Look who's popular...

DaFace 06-27-2013 07:08 AM

Well, that makes me feel justified in bailing.

Rasputin 06-27-2013 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9778836)
Look who's popular...


It was a gif of this

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PSkZIhf0d_w?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

DaKCMan AP 06-27-2013 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9778831)
I still had fun but now it's a hell of a lot better. That little twerp deserved what he got.

I find it humorous how much you let someone you've never met affect your level of enjoyment of an online BB. :shrug:

Rausch 06-27-2013 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 9778848)
I find it humorous how much you let someone you've never met affect your level of enjoyment of an online BB. :shrug:

Iggy is effective...

Rasputin 06-27-2013 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 9778848)
I find it humorous how much you let someone you've never met affect your level of enjoyment of an online BB. :shrug:


I am here practically every day & yes he has bothered me because of his taunts. I defended myself but they got old.

Hootie can kiss my ass.


Chiefs Planet is sure better place with out him.

DaKCMan AP 06-27-2013 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9778854)
I am here practically every day & yes he has bothered me because of his taunts. I defended myself but they got old.

That's exactly what I mean. Why would you feel the need to defend yourself? You let Hootie affect you like a 13y/o girl in middle/high school & the mean cheerleader.

It comes across as extremely immature.

Rasputin 06-27-2013 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9778850)
Iggy is effective...



No it is not, I never put anyone on iggy. If someone is going say something about me I want to read it so I can respond to it. I think ignore is stupid & people quote comments so it doesn't work.

Donger 06-27-2013 07:23 AM

So, yes, let's now have a discussion about Hootie...

Jesus.

DaFace 06-27-2013 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9778854)
I am here practically every day & yes he has bothered me because of his taunts. I defended myself but they got old.

Hootie can kiss my ass.


Chiefs Planet is sure better place with out him.

And yet...you've spent 125+ posts in this thread, which has centered directly around him. I'll never understand why people can't just ignore people around here.

Rausch 06-27-2013 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9778862)
No it is not, I never put anyone on iggy. If someone is going say something about me I want to read it so I can respond to it. I think ignore is stupid & people quote comments so it doesn't work.

Unless someone is talking politics, Rich Gannon, or whispers her name three times in a dark bathroom it works great for me...

KC native 06-27-2013 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9778689)
He challenged me to review all the old mod discussions earlier today. As I reviewed them, I realized that we were never under any obligation to allow him back in the first place. I kicked him to the curb and I don't really care. It was enlightening going through the old discussions. I have no idea why we agreed to look the other way when he registered a mult. That was a horrible idea. I am way, way too nice.

Lame.

FREE HOOTIE

Rausch 06-27-2013 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9778864)
So, yes, let's now have a discussion about Hootie...

Jesus.

He stopped being relevant once he dumped the blowfish...

KC native 06-27-2013 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 9778864)
So, yes, let's now have a discussion about Hootie...

Jesus.

Do you not enjoy discussing hootie?

Rasputin 06-27-2013 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 9778859)
That's exactly what I mean. Why would you feel the need to defend yourself? You let Hootie affect you like a 13y/o girl in middle/high school & the mean cheerleader.

It comes across as extremely immature.


Because I'm not going let some punk ass bitch bully me around and that's all he was doing. He knew he could get to me so he kept at it. I did try to ignore it but he was saying some pretty bad shit about me that really pissed me off.

He took things too far.

Am glad he is gone.

**** Hootie and anyone who supported him can kiss my ass too.

Rausch 06-27-2013 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9778875)
He knew he could get to me so he kept at it.

Well....duh.

Mr_Tomahawk 06-27-2013 07:30 AM

Hootie is gone...?

Rasputin 06-27-2013 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 9778865)
And yet...you've spent 125+ posts in this thread, which has centered directly around him. I'll never understand why people can't just ignore people around here.


How could I ignore him when he kept popping up after my post in other threads just to antagonize me? Don't say the ignore feature because people quote them anyways.

KC native 06-27-2013 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9778875)
Because I'm not going let some punk ass bitch bully me around and that's all he was doing. He knew he could get to me so he kept at it. I did try to ignore it but he was saying some pretty bad shit about me that really pissed me off.

He took things too far.

Am glad he is gone.

**** Hootie and anyone who supported him can kiss my ass too.

You are acting like a bitch. Waaaaaaaah hootie said mean things about me waaaaaaaaaahhh

Rasputin 06-27-2013 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9778886)
You are acting like a bitch. Waaaaaaaah hootie said mean things about me waaaaaaaaaahhh



I'm not acting like any bitch. Just happy Hootie is gone and good riddance.

DaFace 06-27-2013 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9778875)
Because I'm not going let some punk ass bitch bully me around and that's all he was doing. He knew he could get to me so he kept at it. I did try to ignore it but he was saying some pretty bad shit about me that really pissed me off.

He took things too far.

Am glad he is gone.

**** Hootie and anyone who supported him can kiss my ass too.

Someone said something mean...on the internet?

http://i.imgur.com/cYlN5v2.jpg

Rausch 06-27-2013 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 9778889)
Someone said something mean...on the internet?

http://i.imgur.com/cYlN5v2.jpg

Farva handled it better...

Phobia 06-27-2013 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9778886)
You are acting like a bitch. Waaaaaaaah hootie said mean things about me waaaaaaaaaahhh

Tattoo showed vulnerability one day by trying to help somebody who admitted a drug problem. He posted about how he had conquered his demons and encouraged somebody who was in a similar situation. Hootie then took that information and accused Tatoo of sucking dick for drugs relentlessly. But Tattoo is the bitch? Nah. The bitch is gone.

Mr_Tomahawk 06-27-2013 07:43 AM

Wait...Knowmo is gone too?

WTf Is GoIng ON HerE!>!?

Saul Good 06-27-2013 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9778896)
Tattoo showed vulnerability one day by trying to help somebody who admitted a drug problem. He posted about how he had conquered his demons and encouraged somebody who was in a similar situation. Hootie then took that information and accused Tatoo of sucking dick for drugs relentlessly. But Tattoo is the bitch? Nah. The bitch is gone.

So you're going to start banning people who throw shit hootie said back in his face? You're going to have a busy day.

KC native 06-27-2013 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9778887)
I'm not acting like any bitch. Just happy Hootie is gone and good riddance.

Yes. You are.

Sassy Squatch 06-27-2013 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9778896)
Tattoo showed vulnerability one day by trying to help somebody who admitted a drug problem. He posted about how he had conquered his demons and encouraged somebody who was in a similar situation. Hootie then took that information and accused Tatoo of sucking dick for drugs relentlessly. But Tattoo is the bitch? Nah. The bitch is gone.

So you're telling me theres a chance?

KC native 06-27-2013 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9778896)
Tattoo showed vulnerability one day by trying to help somebody who admitted a drug problem. He posted about how he had conquered his demons and encouraged somebody who was in a similar situation. Hootie then took that information and accused Tatoo of sucking dick for drugs relentlessly. But Tattoo is the bitch? Nah. The bitch is gone.

And there are a handful of posters who make regular racist statements towards me because I've divulged that I am Hispanic that aren't banned. That's a bullshit justification.

Sassy Squatch 06-27-2013 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9778907)
And there are a handful of posters who make regular racist statements towards me because I've divulged that I am Hispanic that aren't banned. That's a bullshit justification.

Que Carajo?

Rasputin 06-27-2013 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9778901)
Yes. You are.



Fine, I'm talking like a bitch about it. Guess what?

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s...WillyWonka.jpg

J Diddy 06-27-2013 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9778907)
And there are a handful of posters who make regular racist statements towards me because I've divulged that I am Hispanic that aren't banned. That's a bullshit justification.

That's because we're all chipping in to help with your addiction to being hispanic.

Oh wait, that's an entirely different thing altogether, sorry.

J Diddy 06-27-2013 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr_Tomahawk (Post 9778899)
Wait...Knowmo is gone too?

WTf Is GoIng ON HerE!>!?

Hide yo woman, hide yo kids.

Phil's bannin up in here.

burt 06-27-2013 07:53 AM

as the planet turns....

J Diddy 06-27-2013 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9778868)
He stopped being relevant once he dumped the blowfish...

You take that shit back. Take it back right now. I just watched him make a video with the duck dynasty guys.

Dayze 06-27-2013 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 9778917)
That's because we're all chipping in to help with your addiction to being hispanic.

Oh wait, that's an entirely different thing altogether, sorry.

LMAO

J Diddy 06-27-2013 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 9778865)
And yet...you've spent 125+ posts in this thread, which has centered directly around him. I'll never understand why people can't just ignore people around here.

Just like you're ignoring native here?

****ing Hootie apologist

Saul Good 06-27-2013 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 9778915)
Fine, I'm talking like a bitch about it. Guess what?

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s...WillyWonka.jpg

The best way to show you don't care about a poster is to post a jpeg about not caring in one of the hundreds of posts you make in his thread.

Dayze 06-27-2013 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9778907)
And there are a handful of posters who make regular racist statements towards me because I've divulged that I am Hispanic that aren't banned. That's a bullshit justification.

no haga nadie tiene el tiempo para esto

Rausch 06-27-2013 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9778907)
And there are a handful of posters who make regular racist statements towards me because I've divulged that I am Hispanic that aren't banned. That's a bullshit justification.

Hey, I married one.

Doesn't that "grandfather" you in?

Dayze 06-27-2013 08:00 AM

I know a Mexican. So, I've got immunity.

Rausch 06-27-2013 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9778935)
I know a Mexican. So, I've got immunity.

As long as your black friend is ok with it I think yer' good...

tooge 06-27-2013 08:02 AM

one of my best friends.....drinks Mexican beer. I'm good.

loochy 06-27-2013 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9778933)
Hey, I married one.

Doesn't that "grandfather" you in?

It "abuelos" you in

Dayze 06-27-2013 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9778938)
As long as your black friend is ok with it I think yer' good...

well, I don't have a black friend BUT!...one has been in my house before.
so, I think we're good to go.

Saul Good 06-27-2013 08:04 AM

I think my housekeeper is Mexican.

Saul Good 06-27-2013 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9778944)
well, I don't have a black friend BUT!...one has been in my house before.
so, I think we're good to go.

Burglary?

BlackHelicopters 06-27-2013 08:06 AM

I like Mexican food, and have visited Mexico numerous times.

Saul Good 06-27-2013 08:06 AM

I've had more Mexicans on my house than in it.

blaise 06-27-2013 08:08 AM

I love Mexican women. Huge fan. To me, they're the best.

Rausch 06-27-2013 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9778944)
well, I don't have a black friend BUT!...one has been in my house before.
so, I think we're good to go.

I think that means you're only less racist than the average asian person.

That's not good. You should look for a black friend...

Dayze 06-27-2013 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9778950)
I've had more Mexicans on my house than in it.

LMAO
holy shit. GOLD Jerry. GOLD!

Dayze 06-27-2013 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 9778955)
I think that means you're only less racist than the average asian person.

That's not good. You should look for a black friend...

well that's good I'm not asian. That means I can drive around and look for a black friend at local basketball courts.

i hate racists.

tooge 06-27-2013 08:11 AM

my sons coach is black. He called me brutha once. I'm in.

Frazod 06-27-2013 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC native (Post 9778907)
And there are a handful of posters who make regular racist statements towards me because I've divulged that I am Hispanic that aren't banned. That's a bullshit justification.

Yes, if only any of them hated Hispanics as much as you hate white people.

Eat shit, you refried ****.

KC native 06-27-2013 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9778930)
no haga nadie tiene el tiempo para esto

Google translate sucks. Should "nadie tiene tiempo para eso".

And I've never asked for any of them to be banned. Just pointing the bullshit justification is bullshit.

Rausch 06-27-2013 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaise (Post 9778953)
I love Mexican women. Huge fan. To me, they're the best.

If you really love them you'll put in the work to properly take care of them.

Just like Italian men or Pugs if you don't watch how you feed them or get them enough exercise later in life they blow up like Kirstie Alley...

Dayze 06-27-2013 08:14 AM

simmah down.
I just thought it was time for a 'aint nobody got time 'fo 'dat'" post.

Sassy Squatch 06-27-2013 08:14 AM

What do you call a roomful of stoned Mexicans?


Baked beans.

Saul Good 06-27-2013 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9778964)
Eat shit, you refried ****.

^^^^^^
Not ban worthy.

Dayze 06-27-2013 08:16 AM

What do you call a mexican baptism?

Bean Dip.


and I'm not racist. I love bean dip.

KC native 06-27-2013 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 9778964)
Yes, if only any of them hated Hispanics as much as you hate white people.

Eat shit, you refried ****.

I'm half white you mouth breathing fat ass male secretary.

Rausch 06-27-2013 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9778958)
well that's good I'm not asian. That means I can drive around and look for a black friend at local basketball courts.

i hate racists.

I don't think they make friends on the court.

Just make friends with one overweight white girl and you'll 5 black friends and 5 gay friends in a week.

If nothing else you'll be 5 up on Paula Deen...

Sassy Squatch 06-27-2013 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 9778978)
What do you call a mexican baptism?

Bean Dip.


and I'm not racist. I love bean dip.

I use the pool full of Mexican variety but that's good too.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro Sinko

patteeu 06-27-2013 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9778900)
So you're going to start banning people who throw shit hootie said back in his face? You're going to have a busy day.

Different rules for different people. Sometimes different rules for the same person depending on what mood Phobia is in and whether or not he feels like his hour's worth of research has been appreciated enough.

Rausch 06-27-2013 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 9778972)
What do you call a roomful of stoned Mexicans?

In-laws...

loochy 06-27-2013 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 9778972)
What do you call a roomful of stoned Mexicans?


Baked beans.

This joke could be made infinitely more offensive by replacing "stoned" with "Jewish"


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