No, seriously most people wouldn't call their mom.

Like I said earlier, I dont want to act any differently on the internet than in real life....I don't get the point.

Nothing's wrong with that honestly...

One thing I never mentioned is that she offered to pick me up before I went out, so I just took the offer.

Heh...that's a pretty big detail in your favor. It's one thing to wake your poor mommy up in the middle of the night crying that you got too drunk and need her help. Taking her up on an offer for a ride is quite a different matter.

I see...then i guess that isn't AS bad as i thought

If so, IMO it's because most people don't have a good enough relationship with their mom to call them. I probably wouldn't call my mom, but I could, and she'd pick me up without judgment. Of course, I'm 31. :D

Good Point...If I was 31, I probably wouldn't have called...

I am 22, so maybe that works in my favor too????

I'm a momma's boy too, but my mom would probably chew my ass for waking her up and tell me to call a cab or something. :)

I hven't read every reply on here, but is this a canidate for the Hall of Fame ??

If so; I might go back and read the whole thing...

At least read the first 100 posts or so...the part where I was drunk posting....

I woke up the next morning and read it and was like...

:shake::shake::shake::shake::shake::shake::shake:

LMAO

Awesome. We were laughing at that guy all night. He was... um... enthusiastic.

Speak for yourself.

Hahaha, I know what you mean though. Fortunately, my girlfriend and I adore each other when we're blacked out drunk.

I've been to a gay bar once...a lot of straight people there. Girls like going to gay bars...I think it's pretty gay, but whatever...

My friend and I got a good laugh when we were watching two skinny black kids (probably no older than 19) dancing in the doggy style position on the dance floor...you don't see that at a straight bar!

Puking on yourself is awesome. Chicks dig it.

Its true what he says...I have much to learn in the way of drinking...

The only problem is last time I got blacked out drunk with her, it was one hell of a night...in a good way.

I have a ton of gay friends...most of them are extremely down to earth and fun people to hang around.

Gay people don't frighten me, that's for sure.

I assume the gf is history now right?

I haven't talked to her. Yesterday she sent me a text saying sorry that she was being bitchy but I was too drunk to realize what was going on, and that we could talk about it today.

I just sent back, theres nothing to talk about. Later.

HAHAHAHA

My best friend was in Chicago a month or so back and he decided to go partyign after the Cubs game...well, Wrigley is in 'boys town' and all of the after hour bars are gay bars...

He left at about 4 AM and started walking to his friends apartment which is right downtown...and on the way some black 'chick' stopped him and told him she just wanted to suck his dick...he gladly accepted.

After he got done bragging to all of his friends...we put two and two together and decided he was a moron and that 'chick' was definitely a dude.

His name is Andy.

We now call him Trandy.

It's not always smart to brag.

HAHA **** her

LMAO

LMAOLMAO

Excellent. :thumb:

You've never been truly ****ed up then...

Hard liquor drunk is ridiculous...

Beer drunk is much different. I can always spell when I'm drunk off beer...when I'm blacked out on hard liquor I never know what's going to happen. I don't throw up anymore though, or pass out...I function, blacked out, I just have no regards for anyone or anything, I say and do whatever I want to whoever I want. Not one of my greatest qualities.

I would never call my mom to pick me up.

She doesn't drive.

I don't drink hard liquor anymore. Ever.

It makes me... mean.

Beer's a happy-fun drunk.

HERE HERE...

CHEERS MATE

I think I am going to take the same route.

Couple Jager bombs and you're good

One of my friends is that way...

Not me, when I'm wasted off of hard liquor, I'm not mean...I just do ridiculous things in effort to make my friends laugh often at the expense of random other people.

If I ever called home when younger my dad would told my mom to find out where I was, told her to hang up and call the police.

when I'm in Champaign my sister always offers to pick me up at the end of the night, I take that offer up every once in a while...

The only time I call my mom drunk is simply for entertainment purposes...girls think it's really funny when I drunk dial my mom at midnight, pretend I just got engaged, and then put a random girl on the phone...

When my mom was still alive I would have gladly called her to pick me up when I was too drunk to drive home, but she was usually too drunk to drive as well.

I learned my lesson about drinking and driving long ago...not even 17 when I got my DUI. FORTUNATELY, I paid my dues to society and when I turned 18 it was wiped off of my record. Won't ever make that mistake again.

ROFL

at least he picked the right chiefsplanet thread icon

That's all I drink. Beer is shit.

ROFL


Sounds like dad was quite the hard ass.

So, BuckinK, how were you feeling Saturday morning?

Well I didn't have too bad of a hangover since I puked most of it out...

I was a little depressed...but yeah...some shit is hard to get over, you know?

Talk to your girl, yet?

No, 1 thing I didn't mention in this thread, but have in others is that we work in the same office....its gonna make for an awkward day.

At least somehow she went home w/ my $100 pair of sunglasses, 1 less thing to worry about....I thought I had lost them.

Might be a good idea to stay away from liquor and gay bars for awhile, dude.

True that.

This is how it starts out fun and games. Then you get drunker more and more. Then you get in trouble with the law. One day you burn your hand or cut yourself because you are drunk. Finally the law of averages catches up and you slip and fall or kill yourself because you were drunk

I'm bucking the odds so far

so, are you gay? :D

That happened to me once, so I know it's true.

You killed yourself? I hope it wasn't on the advise of Hamas Jenkins.

Man, I am so on borrowed time.

And dating people he works with.

Bingo...

Theres a new hire in her office who just started today so I cant really talk to her about it, I don't want to make it awkward for the new girl.

Wussy... :):)

lol, you would think I would have learned from my first Co-Worker girlfriend, that was 4 years ago though, I dont know why I thought it would be any better....at least this one wasn't a slutty whore.

No but he stayed at Holiday Inn Express last night.

So that was the easiest break-up ever.

Both of us agreed that it was the best thing to do. I feel like a 2 ton weight has been lifted off my shoulders.

Glad to see I can screw up a relationship in less than 2 months.

ROFL

Without going back through the thread.....did you ever find out what you did?

Yeah, I was a drunk asshole...

Things had been a little rocky before hand though.

When I first hung out w/ this chick I thought she may be the one, weird to see how things can change so quickly...

They didn't change. You just had the rose colored glasses ripped off your face.

Yup, I don't feel sad or anything, but I am having a tough time trying to focus on work now...

I don't think break ups are ever easy, even if they're mutual. Just do your best at work and give it a few days. You'll get over it.

Been there done that. Good luck with moving on from it.

I knew it was destined for long term love when it began with a drunken Orgy-FAIL.

I'm pretty sure thats how the Engles, Waltons, and Huxtables all hooked up, but I'm fairly certain the Cleavers fell in love while Ward made out with a couple of "chics" at a gay bar.


Stop dipping your pen in company ink.

Thanks for your wisdom sir, I dont know what I would do without you.

You'd probably remain in denial while everyone else PMs behind your back and laughs in the break room at your work. I'm here to help.

Nice to see you care.

Maybe the next time the use of the phrase, "this chick", will clue you in that she probably isn't the one.

This. Is. Classic.

ROFL

ROFL

FAX

If I would have said Jen, would you have known who I was talking about???

The only thing that would make this better is if the (ex)GF posted here too.

lol, no.....

I'm really good with women, Mr. BuckinKaeding. Perhaps it would be a good idea to send me her email address. I would be more than happy to see if I can patch things up between the two of you.

FAX

I can see that you are not taking my offer seriously, Mr. BuckinKaeding. Honestly, I can write excellent love poems and stuff. I can compare her breasts with ripe pomegranates and her nose to a soothing rainbow after an horrific storm and things like that.

Think about it, anyway. It worked for Cyrano's buddy.

FAX

Your eyes are like brown circles with black dots in the middle

Lol, thats funny...Thanks for cheering me up.

Oooh. That's excellent, Mr. Demonpenz. I see you also have a knack for this sort of thing. Do you mind if I use it?

How about this one? Your mouth is like a slit near the bottom of your face with fleshy edges.

FAX

Is she one of the two women you were hoping to have a threesome with?

Yes, but that was before I started going out with her.