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007 06-23-2007 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Halfcan
You are worth waiting for-don't ever sell yourself short. I was just saying-don't let your past losers effect a chance at a winner. Let your heart tell you when it is time-don't try to mandate a certain time limit because you made some Moostakes- I mean mistakes.

That is probably the best piece of advice given in this thread at this point.

luv 06-23-2007 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs
**** this shit. I can't even login on plentyoffish.com. Stupid site.

Anyone know a good free dating site? LOOK OUT HOUSTON-AREA MILFS.

Try alt.com. ;)

Actually, I've been on another message board where I've heard good things about okcupid.com. Haven't checked it out though.

luv 06-23-2007 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Halfcan
Make him burn all his freq flyer miles first-lol

I mean Chicago to KC is what $100 bucks-jeez he is really putting on the Ritz there.

I don't live in KC.

Halfcan 06-23-2007 01:31 AM

People in UK saw a mile long UFO.

Halfcan 06-23-2007 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Guru
That is probably the best piece of advice given in this thread at this point.

Yep people should listen to me more often-lol

Especially about a great Real Estate deal in Indep.

Phobia 06-23-2007 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Yeah, did I mention I haven't been very successful with that practice?

Oh, well just go in with an open mind and have a good time. I'm not suggesting you feel obligated to the guy. I'm merely saying that you should give yourself guiltless permission if it feels right. He's going to considerable effort because he feels you're worth it. Now that shouldn't give him a round-trip ticket to your vagina, but if you've made it clear that he should have no sexual expectations and he's still coming, that should count for something on the emotional side.... right?

Halfcan 06-23-2007 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
I don't live in KC.

Just saying- don't feel bad the guy is burning a few miles up. Hell I have dropped $150 and didn't even get a call back from that golddigger.

Oh and painted a house-lol

88TG88 06-23-2007 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Try alt.com. ;)

Actually, I've been on another message board where I've heard good things about okcupid.com. Haven't checked it out though.

I checked it out. I put in my location and I must say there are some crazy chicks in LA. Check out the first one on this page
http://www.okcupid.com/match?low=21

luv 06-23-2007 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia
Oh, well just go in with an open mind and have a good time. I'm not suggesting you feel obligated to the guy. I'm merely saying that you should give yourself guiltless permission if it feels right. He's going to considerable effort because he feels you're worth it. Now that shouldn't give him a round-trip ticket to your vagina, but if you've made it clear that he should have no sexual expectations and he's still coming, that should count for something on the emotional side.... right?

Don't get logical with me. :harumph:

luv 06-23-2007 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 88TG88
I checked it out. I put in my location and I must say there are some crazy chicks in LA. Check out the first one on this page
http://www.okcupid.com/match?low=21

You should check out the alt.com, too. lol

88TG88 06-23-2007 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv
You should check out the alt.com, too. lol

:eek:
Yes, I finally found a place where i can find a woman who also loves Dacryphilia.

Halfcan 06-23-2007 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 88TG88
I checked it out. I put in my location and I must say there are some crazy chicks in LA. Check out the first one on this page
http://www.okcupid.com/match?low=21

I will give you the secret to Internet dating grasshopper.

Always shoot for girls in your league or even better-just below. Be the "Nice" gentlemen, but throw in some flirting to let them know your interested and not "too" nice. Give a few "badboy" stories to let them know you have a "mysterious" past, but want to meet the right girl to keep you on the straight and narrow. Some girls just want to feel needed and that they are making a difference.

and the closer

push her to the edge of doing it and then pull back before she does. It makes you seem vunerable-then say-man its been sooo long, I just don't think I am ready to take it to that level yet.

She will screw your legs off next date.

just saying

luv 06-23-2007 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 88TG88
:eek:
Yes, I finally found a place where i can find a woman who also loves Dacryphilia.

Interesting site, huh? I had a co-worker who knew how stressed I was with the whole dating scene that kept asking if I checked it out. Definitely made me laugh. Also made me wonder how he knew about it. :hmmm: :)

Halfcan 06-23-2007 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 88TG88
:eek:
Yes, I finally found a place where i can find a woman who also loves Dacryphilia.

ROFL I laughed so hard I :deevee:

Halfcan 06-23-2007 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Interesting site, huh? I had a co-worker who knew how stressed I was with the whole dating scene that kept asking if I checked it out. Definitely made me laugh. Also made me wonder how he knew about it. :hmmm: :)

He maybe your slump is over. :)

Hammock Parties 06-23-2007 02:04 AM

I'm not linking my profile, but if someone contacts me, CHIEFSPLANET will be the first to know. :D

luv 06-23-2007 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs
I'm not linking my profile, but if someone contacts me, CHIEFSPLANET will be the first to know. :D

Which site?

Hammock Parties 06-23-2007 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv
Which site?

OKC

luv 06-23-2007 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs
OKC

I wonder if all the reeruns around here that are on match and lovehappens use that site, too. I hate Springfield.

Hammock Parties 06-23-2007 02:13 AM

Friggin OKC has login issues. What a POS.

Hammock Parties 06-23-2007 02:37 AM

71% match.

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/6...9939156gy6.jpg

Hammock Parties 06-23-2007 02:40 AM

68% Match and looks like Angelina Jolie!!!!!

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/1...0603166jp2.jpg

Hammock Parties 06-23-2007 02:56 AM

Shit. I really like this girl but she has a friggin KID:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=sarcasticNshy

kcxiv 06-23-2007 03:01 AM

I have known quite a few people who have met over the internet. One of my good friends who i met over the internet. I do know her in real life as well, i met her a few times, she met her husband over the internet, and she is still together with him. They have a kid and the only thing that could make them happier is if they had more money. Who doesnt like money right?

I tried the internet relationship once, Chick came out n stayed here for a few months, i couldnt take that shit after 3 months i hd to tell her its not going to work out. Then more iffy stuff happend that i dont need to bring up.

The only real thing is if people get serious one person has to sacrifice the life they have and have to up and leave the ones they love behind.

Hammock Parties 06-23-2007 03:34 AM

78%, 5-foot-2 and a redhead. SCORE!!!

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=CoffeeShopDiva

Too bad she lives in ****ing Canada.

MOhillbilly 06-23-2007 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv
There's nothing wrong with it. The dude says he's looking for a serious relationship. To me, that means respect.

man you have no clue how dudes operate.

Delano 06-23-2007 06:35 AM

The Chicago Stranger is just looking to get his hands on your new svelte bod.

I was hoping a Planeteer would pop the cherry on Luv ver 2.0.

CoMoChief 06-23-2007 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by luv
Okay, I wasn't going to, but I'm a glutton for punishment....

I have a date tomorrow afternoon with a man that I've been talking to from match.com.


ROFL That's funny.

Sure-Oz 06-23-2007 07:59 AM

Was there ever a pic of creepy dude posted?

StcChief 06-23-2007 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv
You ask more questions than my dad!

Soemthing to do with computers and consulting.

Geek road warrior. He pulls some bucks.(or his company does)....

Bugeater 06-23-2007 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sure-Oz
Was there ever a pic of creepy dude posted?

Post #154

Sure-Oz 06-23-2007 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Carlson the Bugeater
Post #154

thanks, can't wait to hear a follow up on this hehe

Chan93lx50 06-23-2007 08:51 AM

Did you shag him!

Sure-Oz 06-23-2007 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Chan93lx50
Did you shag him!

her date is this afternoon

StcChief 06-23-2007 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv
.

Got a flavor saver

blueballs 06-23-2007 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Dunit35
Me, no. I'd consider that a slut. It took 8 dates before the fiance and I did anything. The 8 dates took about a month.

just means she was
riding someone else

BigMeatballDave 06-23-2007 09:14 AM

Damn. I missed this entire thread. I don't have the energy to read through all of this...

blueballs 06-23-2007 09:16 AM

post 154
I vote creepy

blueballs 06-23-2007 09:22 AM

but then again if he is giving you his
I want to do wild things to you -look
I should think it's creepy

BigMeatballDave 06-23-2007 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fightclub1983
ROFL at the poor souls that have to date over the internet.

You are a fuqtard! Do you have any clue how many dating sites there are, or how many use them? Go fuck your mother...

BigMeatballDave 06-23-2007 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by fightclub1983
Touche ROFL

I guess I just like meeting people in real life like at bars, parties...and bars.

But hey, dont mind me. If you arent able to find someone the ol' fashion way then by all means find some poor sap online.

A bar is the LAST place I want to meet a woman.

Sure-Oz 06-23-2007 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigChiefDave
A bar is the LAST place I want to meet a woman.

exactly, unless you want ass

Bugeater 06-23-2007 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave
A bar is the LAST place I want to meet a woman.

Hey now, I met my wife at a bar. It'll be 14 yrs in August.

Stewie 06-23-2007 09:36 AM

Good luck, luv. As has been said before, be careful.

luv 06-23-2007 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs
68% Match and looks like Angelina Jolie!!!!!

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/1...0603166jp2.jpg

Not even close.

BigMeatballDave 06-23-2007 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23
You have no idea?

Just tell the truth.....she didn't look like Larry Johnson so you booted her to the curb.

LMAO

Sure-Oz 06-23-2007 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Carlson the Bugeater
Hey now, I met my wife at a bar. It'll be 14 yrs in August.

14 years ago is a bit different than today though hehe

BigMeatballDave 06-23-2007 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv
I'm not really sure what you're implying, but I don't think I appreciate it.

Bumping uglies...

luv 06-23-2007 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sure-Oz
14 years ago is a bit different than today though hehe

14 years ago, I had just gotten my license. I'm getting old.

Sure-Oz 06-23-2007 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv
14 years ago, I had just gotten my license. I'm getting old.

I was 13 then and played lots of video games, doesn't seem that long ago, crazy how time flies.

Phobia 06-23-2007 12:08 PM

I'll bet he's having dessert at the Y right now.

Hammock Parties 06-23-2007 12:10 PM

Auuuuuuuugh!

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/4...4045735bg2.jpg

Phobia 06-23-2007 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Right now, she's posting your picture on her favorite MB along with the caption "Auuuuuuuuuuuuugh!".

You're perfect for one another.

Bob Dole 06-23-2007 12:12 PM

Bob Dole hopes the guy's wife isn't a jealous psycho.

Hammock Parties 06-23-2007 12:16 PM

I'm down with this:

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=dinalicious

patteeu 06-23-2007 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia
It's not like you're both virgins. He's gone to considerable effort to see you. That's like 10 dates right there. You've already done all that getting to know you crap by talking to him online for weeks and weeks. This isn't your first date. You've been dating online.

At the very least, if Luv doesn't even consider it a possibility that she will be putting out, I'd hope that she's made this clear to the guy before he flies 500 miles on the chance that she will.

HolmeZz 06-23-2007 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sure-Oz
her date is this afternoon

So yes.

Hammock Parties 06-23-2007 12:24 PM

Yowza. 78%

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=JillyT

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/4203/redgu1.jpg

Bugeater 06-23-2007 12:27 PM

She looks like she's 14.

Hammock Parties 06-23-2007 12:28 PM

She's 24, and loaded to boot. Sign me up.

Hammock Parties 06-23-2007 12:31 PM

Quote:

My mother is a hippy, and my father is a geek. I like to think I'm a nice mix between the two.
SOUL MATE

Calcountry 06-23-2007 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Carlson the Bugeater
:hmmm: Sounds fishy. I bet he has six wives all in different cities.

That was a great lifetime movie.

Phobia 06-23-2007 01:22 PM

Dude, you need to lower your standards about 9 notches. I'm not saying you're an ugly dude but you're not in the same neighborhood as pretty.... something ain't workin for you. You should go blind until you develop some game.

Hammock Parties 06-23-2007 01:25 PM

Heh, I'm fully aware.

ChiefsCountry 06-23-2007 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia
Dude, you need to lower your standards about 9 notches. I'm not saying you're an ugly dude but you're not in the same neighborhood as pretty.... something ain't workin for you. You should go blind until you develop some game.

Well that chick isnt what I call that great.

StcChief 06-23-2007 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

The old saying holds.... Red in the Head....hot in bed.

Hammock Parties 06-23-2007 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StcChief
The old saying holds.... Red in the Head....hot in bed.

AND she's 4-11. SCORE!!!!!

Phobia 06-23-2007 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry
Well that chick isnt what I call that great.

Who said anything like that? I said gochiefs should set his sights on something attainable.

convict1983 06-23-2007 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bill parcells
You get the ''Post of the week nomination'' for that. ;)

And I'm terribly sorry for insulting all puppy dogs and people with shit for brains in San Diego. :wayne:

We have to have Buckinkaeding put a tail on this tool.

I see you had an eventful Friday night chatting it up on the Planet. ROFL

blueballs 06-23-2007 02:08 PM

I thought gochiefs was part act

convict1983 06-23-2007 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv
.

THATS who you are going on a date with?!?!?! Bwahahahaha even worse than I thought. ROFL

Hammock Parties 06-23-2007 02:10 PM

Dizzamn:

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/1...2854602qf2.jpg

Hammock Parties 06-23-2007 02:11 PM

OK I think we have a winner. Phil?

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?u=Snow_hime

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/6...2751197pt2.jpg

Hammock Parties 06-23-2007 02:15 PM

This one is just down the road.

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/7...8641051hg9.jpg

What is this guy's secret?

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/7...2590791uh5.jpg

ChiefsCountry 06-23-2007 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
Who said anything like that? I said gochiefs should set his sights on something attainable.

I was just saying that you are lowering him down quite a bit.

Hammock Parties 06-23-2007 02:17 PM

What if I gave Phil my login? I think he should select my mark.

Fire Me Boy! 06-23-2007 02:19 PM

You picked the least attractive of her three pics.

However, after reading some of her bio, even if I were single I couldn't date her.

"And Jilly's top five movie awards go to: Gangs of New York, Moulin Rouge, The Notebook, Pretty in Pink and Pleasantville."

With the exception of Pretty In Pink, these are all fine movies. However, NONE of them would come up in my top 100 (maybe, but probably not, Gangs of NY), let alone top five.

Girl's got no taste in film...

Fire Me Boy! 06-23-2007 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

Way... way... WAY out of your league.

Hammock Parties 06-23-2007 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
You picked the least attractive of her three pics.
.

That's interesting, because I thought she looked best in that pic.

And I'll watch shitty movies with HER any day. :D

Crashride 06-23-2007 02:21 PM

post n00dz


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