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be one with the poop. then you can move the poop.
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Didn't you lose a bet? Your username should be something shittier than the one you have.
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Clay ate a Dingo's bay-bay
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Did you cry?
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it amazes me that your single.
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God damn it. I can't believe I actually just saw a picture of Clay's shit.
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As it turns out taking too many laxatives in a 48-hour period can lead to some stomach discomfort. Oy vey.
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why is the top of the turd folded over like a poop oragami?
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Some of you shit gazers need to be passed out spoons. Sorta like the cream of mushroom soup vomit scene in The Great Santini
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you should call it "casseling".....
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What did anybody think was going to be in that spoiler? Dumbshits. ROFL |
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Heh. I thought these were black jokes until I read Mosbonian's post. |
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I was rudely awakened at 2AM by a wet, explosive aftershock. Debris was small and scattered.
After a night of gurgly, fitful sleep, I broke my shitting fast about an hour ago. This was again explosive, wet and a powerful shock to my recently evacuated bowels. The formation resembled the Philippines. I have since consumed two more pain pills. Will the cycle repeat itself? We will watch. And pray. |
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Prepare to pass water several times before it's over. |
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My soul is prepared. |
Midday update: explosive flatulence results in nightcrawler-sized offal.
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I believe in the power of blueberries. I was clogged up for days and ate blueberry pancakes at the local diner. First time in my life I shit so much my shit was past the water line a good 2 inches. It was a geographical phenomenon, like a newly discovered island in the ocean built from the depths of active volcanos.
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prune juice? I have exactly 2:24 to drink then get to the bathroom.
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How many courics?
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Go to Wal-Mart and buy the already prepared 2 liter bottle of Grape Kool-Aid. Spend the next 2 days drinking nothing but that with your meals. You will spend the next 2 days wondering if all you ate was lettuce and broccoli. |
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I mentioned it earlier in the thread, but spend a couple of days eating Boo Berry cereal for breakfast. It does the same thing. |
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Afternoon update: Almost entirely without warning, a fecal slurry ejects itself from my rectum. I now must treat every quiver of my lower intestine as a possible warning sign of explosive diarrhea. Htismaqe officially added to my list of "People to Kill."
Side note: I haven't shat thrice in one day in a long time. |
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Second of all, I warned you! |
I'm kidding, of course.
I wish I had a scale. I feel tremendously light. |
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Ohhhhhhhh balls! That may be it. I bought a box of Crunch Berries cereal right around the time it started. I finished it a couple days ago and now my poo is brown again Gee willikers! |
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That's crazy. I've never had that happen before. Science, bitch! |
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There were several alleged cases of intestinal bleeding that ended up being discoloration caused by this: http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3367/3...249d40e9_z.jpg |
taco bell usually does it for me
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How are you not dehydrated?
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im suprise he was bond up with all the crap that comes out his mouth.
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Just ate bean soup. My guts are gurglin' and quiverin' like a virgin on prom night.
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#4 was a massive gas explosion with a tiny, solid chunk of excrement.
Kinda fun. I'd pay for a predator-vision replay of that shit. It honestly felt ****ing HUGE. But it was just the gas. http://i.imgur.com/glSEGb9.jpg |
5 total bowel movements over six days. I think I'm caught up now? Can it be not shitting time for awhile, Lord?
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If not why not, it has all the key pieces that make a thread hall worthy. |
The thread is kind of shitty, that's why LMAO
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Should have left to go take a dump during speed dating
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Thank you to all the participants of this thread. My fav CP thread since "Draw something fast" and the diarrhea elephant.
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We've been talking about Go Chiefs bowel movements for two days. He must be happy as a little girl.
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