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gblowfish 04-13-2010 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 6670184)
Just to clarify, the title of this thread is wrong. He's not being sued for keeping sex slaves. He's being sued for letting one get away.

Bob Berdella had the same problem.

Demonpenz 04-13-2010 11:10 AM

was it van damm?

Bowser 04-13-2010 11:13 AM

Steven Seagal should have been sued for being Steven Seagal.

Dylan 04-13-2010 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 6669857)
#1: She might have been a bit tubby but Monica was actually fairly pretty.

#2: Fat chicks suck dick excellently.

#3: Look at what he was married to. Shit, getting a blowjob from Phyllis Diller would've been an upgrade.


LMAO

Stevie.Wonder 04-13-2010 11:21 AM

God, I'm glad I'm not famous. Either I'd be run through the ringer for being a viable target or I'd actually go plum wacko and deserve it.

Sofa King 04-13-2010 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Stevie.Wonder (Post 6670375)
God, I'm glad I'm not famous. Either I'd be run through the ringer for being a viable target or I'd actually go plum wacko and deserve it.

ROFL i just found this sentence coming from this username funny...

Titty Meat 04-13-2010 12:21 PM

Oh shit thats Steven Seagal.

Sofa King 04-13-2010 12:22 PM

http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pi...ven-seagal.jpg

The Franchise 04-13-2010 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 6670519)
ROFL i just found this sentence coming from this username funny...

You don't find it funny that someone with that username is actually typing on the internet?


Well I guess he could have a reverse screen reader. Or a sex slave who types out everything he says....

Stevie.Wonder 04-13-2010 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 6670536)
You don't find it funny that someone with that username is actually typing on the internet?


Well I guess he could have a reverse screen reader. Or a sex slave who types out everything he says....

Check out the pron for the blind thread. Deduce, Holmes.

We do have assistants, btw.

/obviously the real Stevie

Rain Man 04-13-2010 12:32 PM

I find these two statements to be quite humorous.

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Originally Posted by Param (Post 6669816)
The following morning, when she confronted Seagal herself, he told her there had been a "misunderstanding"; but hours later, he assaulted her a third time, an attack that stopped only when she ran away, according to the lawsuit.

Apparently Seagal isn't as tough as he wants us to think if she got away. Unless maybe she's a ninja or something.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Param (Post 6669816)
It was not clear why Kayden Nguyen chose to file a civil lawsuit instead of a criminal complaint. Messages left with her lawyers were not immediately returned Monday.

Oh! I know! I know! (Hand waving excitedly in air.)

38yrsfan 04-13-2010 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 6669904)
I think you are all missing the bigger point of interest in the article.



Steven Seagal is still finding working as an actor? :spock:

"Actor" has become such a generic term since Schwarzenegger ..........


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