I want you to know that i'm being honest here; us being friends and all - I have no reason to lie or sensationalize the truth.

I was in the thread and I guess I didn't realize I was still on the first page. Normally this is a n00b mistake. My attention to detail goes to shit after 6pm EST.

Yes, we're friends and that sounds legit, but I'm not taking any chances!!!

:tinfoil:

Oh and random thought for the night...

I have never been able to achieve a good tan just by suntanning, (fair skin... part Irish... sun bounces off of my white ass), and I've always wondered if a tanning bed would work better. So, for Mother's Day, Gonzo and son got me 1 month unlimited tanning at a salon near our house.

Anyway, I decided to stop by there tonight and bust my tanning salon cherry. First off, I don't normally like these types of places because I know that they are filled with snobby bitches babbling about their hair and how they love to party. Much to my surprise though, I had a fairly good experience. The staff was very friendly and helpful and the atmosphere was very comfortable.

However...

Is it a prerequisite to be blonde and look like leather in order to work at a tanning salon? Oh, and not too surprising, the chicks working there were babbling about their hair and how they love to party. LMAO

Furthermore...
$65 for 2 tubes of lotion and a pair of goggles?! That's insane!!!

Yes, I did in fact pay the $65 for 2 tubes of lotion and a pair of goggles. :facepalm:

I think I might go back tomorrow.

Gas Grills < Charcoal Grills

Ladies, gentlemen. It is 22:17 CDT. And I am power houring. By myself.

Be careful. A little time goes a long way. If you're not used to it, you'll burn. Or maybe that was just me.

Anyway, I've been hearing a lot of negative press about tanning beds lately. Be careful.

Is an hour under the lamps too long?

Kidding. :)

No worries, Luv. I was only in the bed for 5 minutes and don't plan on exceeding 10 minutes. I pretty much just want a nice base tan so I'll be able to achieve a deeper shade by suntanning.

Does your insurance cover Melanoma?

LMAO You dick.

And if this is a way to get more attention from Gonzo, I don't think it is needed. Based on what he posts on CP, he seems pretty into you already.

Don't watch the movie Final Destination 3.


You just don't want to watch it. Never mind that I brought it up. Forget about it. I probably shouldn't have even mentioned it sorry Lumpy have a good tan. o:-)

Eh, okay? :shrug: I never said I was doing it for him. It's actually quite nice to get out of the house and do something for myself.

So, there. :p

ROFL Too late.

Ironically, I was thinking about that part of the movie when I was getting ready to close the lid.

I was lying there all :eek: for the first few minutes. lol

Oh shit lol that's funny. That part would keep me out of those things.

If that's the case, you should probably lock yourself in a padded room. The Final Destination movies pretty much covered everything that could kill someone, (with the assistance of a demonic entity seeking revenge, of course). Tanning beds, gym equipment, downed power line, bus, shower head, etc.

Sleep well tonight, friend. :evil: