Yes, but my chancer are greater against a coconut. They never made no summer blockbuster about a man-eating coconut patrolling the summer waters in the northeast.

So, my boss was out for a couple of weeks following a hip resurfacing surgery. I got a call from his wife this weekend, poor guy broke his fuggin' femur... just by walking! Ugh! It looks like I am, once again, taking care of the business on my own. Sure, no problem... I love a good challenge.

:deevee:

I hate food eating contests. I think they are a waste and they make me sad. In the time it takes them to eat all that food they don't need, 3 kids (i'm estimating) in Africa have starved to death.

Does anyone else have issues with sportingnews.com loading correctly?

Nope.

I have to refresh like 5 times before it's not a jumbled mess. It's dumb.

1) Clear history

2) Clear cookies

3) Restart


Always worked for Windows 95. :)

Do they heat up the dogs are they already hott .. just a thought ...

1) Did that
2) Did that
3) that seems a bit much....but I'll try.

Oh and.... 95? really?

Oh, and delete a chunk of that porn. All that stuff saved up could make your computer lag. So I'm told.

Did that, but I just don't have the heart to delete those pics of your mom.

ZING!!!

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7r6HamSoz2w&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1?rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7r6HamSoz2w&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1?rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

My rule of thumb when it comes to computer problems. When in doubt, restart, then call for help. Typically, it's one of the first things you get asked when you call (or ask someone).

Jilly's new avatar is the same one I used to use about a year ago on another site. It's freaking me out.

It's pretty gross. LMAO

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I hadn't heard anything about the ex and the car lately, so I sent him a random text asking if he was still making the payments. He said he was late with June's, which he's paying tomorrow, and he's paying July's in two weeks. I was shocked and amazed.

Wait wait wait...how did you get out of that?

Get out of what?

paying that dude's car payments

I've never made a car payment on that car.

Ok... so I was listening to the radio this morning and I heard the author of some book written for women come on and state an interesting survey result.


She said when she interviewed several men about what they need to be happy with a woman.. the majority listed around three things. Mostly:


1 -Physically attractive "enough"
2 -Kind
3 -Interesting to talk to.


When women were interviewed with the same question they came up with over 300 things all together and most individual woman listed at least 10 things.


Discuss

Hmmm... Top three?

Sense of humor
Interesting to talk to
Physical attraction (different than "physically attractive")

So you don't have 10 things?

Sense of humor
Interesting to talk to
Physical attraction
Honesty
Someone I don't have to support financially (but who also doesn't have to support me)

Needs? Five. Wants are another story.

So what if he had a 3-inch weiner?

Covered under physical attraction.

Therefore, he would come short of meeting that need.

So you're saying you would find ryan reynolds unattractive if he had a 3 inch weiner?

No, he would still be attractive. However, there would not be any physical attraction. I don't think you're understanding the difference between the two.

If there is no physical attraction, you find him unattractive. Because of his 3-inch weiner.

Ugh.

What would you say about being physically attracted to someone who's not attractive?

At least try to wrap your mind around that.

WOMENS TOP TEN

1. Money
2. Money
3. Money
4. Money
5. Money
6. Money
7. Money
8. More Money
9. More money than God
10. hung like a horse

119. personality

I don't think the redheaded Russian spy is that pretty. But she's not ugly, either. Would I hit it? Da!

So, I get a text from the ex's number last night at 2:36am:

"If this is leann you better never call or text him never again or there will be trouble"

Text back, "Shut the **** up, bitch, and stick his dick back in your mouth, because the world is a better place when you're gagged by something and can't talk." :)

Not much of a gag.

On "Minute To Win It" last week, they had a pair of 25-year-old twins in black shorts and sleeveless tops who looked like athletic versions of Olivia Wilde crossed with a bit of Angelina Jolie (younger clean version). My God, what a sandwich I'd like to make with those two...

In my fantasy, I am slow dancing in the front of an open fireplace on a bear skin rug. There's a bed right behind us I see fine linen bedsheets of deep bronze, covers pulled back have we just come from there, or are we en route? My arms are holding around your waist, and yours around my shoulders. I'm nuzzling in to smell your neck oh goodness! you are awesome. Like sea mist, and sandalwood - and you. Then I want to have you so

you can't hotlink from gifbin, r-tard

ROFL

Works for me, brah.

That's because it's cached on your machine you ****ing ignorant slack-jawed yokel.

LEAN FORWARD AND CHOKE YOURSELF

I am drinking coffee at 11:00 at night.

Work friggin sucks right now...no one out and I can't even nab a speeder...ugh.

Come on drunks and scumbags, I'm bored lol.

Do they even have bars in Clinton?

There's lots of bars in Clinton....I'm in Humansville working lol.

The fact that a man is horny is "cute", followed by a hot dog comment?

Know how I know you're gay? :p NTTAWWT.

Is it just me or do fireworks names sound like crude sex acts?
You've got:
Festival balls
Midget bombs
Bottle rockets, (w/ report)
Black snakes
Golden shower fountains
And so on...
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I'm getting too old to stay up all night. I was going to do lunch and a movie today, but napping on an air mattress in dad's pool is sounding much more appealing.

I'd like to Stupefy both Hermione and Ginny, have them both work my wand, and finally Expelliarmus all over their naked boobies.

Sorry. I've been trapped in work and was watching the Harry Potter marathon on TV.

Pedophilious Encarceratus!

Beautiful lightning storm outside.

Nope, both are around 19. Foot's on the line but the shot is good. :)

Well, you've got that going for you... Which is nice.
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I hate having to stay up all night in order to get my sleep cycle turned around. All I want to do is sleep. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Port Moresby is the capital of New Guinea, correctly known as Papua New Guinea.

Gunga lagunga.

You know, what happened to common courtesy? I'm currently sitting at my normal barber shop waiting to get a simple haircut. I was walking in at the same time as a dude and his three kids. I held the door open for him and his kids and they go up to the counter and ask for 4 haircuts. He could have allowed me to go 1st so I wouldn't have to wait 30-45 minutes but no... Dicksmoker, I hope he runs into an aids tree.
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Does anyone actually listen and pay attention to hte traffic reports on the radio? Every channel has a mandatory update, and I've gotten to the point that I'd rather listen to a commercial than some woman spitting out as many intersections as possible in 10 seconds. Chances are, by the time I hear it, I'm already stuck in traffic anyway. And do people really have several routes home? It seems most people have one way (the fastest) and if its backed up, they deal with it anyway.

You know, this poses and interesting question. Would people in larger metropolitan areas be more open to traffic reports than people in smaller markets? Rush hour in Omaha means you'll be 10-15 minutes behind your normal travel time. If there's an accident, (or poor weather) it may be 30 minutes.

However, I know that when there's a backup on the JFK/I-80 interchange and I hear it on the radio, I try to find an acceptable detour.
I would suspect that people who live in a more densely populated area are fairly screwed and just deal with the traffic. I would also suspect that subscribers of satellite radio companies such as XM are likely listening to non-local radio anyway so they probably miss the traffic updates. They also probably don't care if they get stuck in traffic because they're getting their monies worth for their subscriptions. This is applicable for people who listen to their i-pods or cd's in their cars.

I'm sorry, what were you saying?
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The only time I take a different way home is whenever the light is out at the intersection down the street. It's a side road onto a busy "highway", so, if the light's not working, then it's faster for me to take the long way home. The long way is back roads and takes me a whole 10 minutes. :)

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes

and then do you shake it like you just don't care?

No, but I say AYO, Gotta let go!

maybe he knew you was gonna get the brazillian wax today.

todos somos España...

b!tch at the bank
shes a gall damn skank
she can yank my crank
stupid b!tch at the bank

she says need more capitol
i say more alcohol

butt what about the equity?
she just whips out her oblong tittys

b1tch at the bank
shes a snaggle toothed skank

she really pisses me off.

only one way to make things better.

i'm gonna start that bitches tits on fire.

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So I jump off the diving board and feel somthing hit the side of my leg. I then realize mid-air that it's my cell phone. I grab for my pocket and pull it out while under water. I swim back to the side with it over my head quickly dry off the phone. Remove the battery and slide out the keyboard. I leave it out in the 100 degree heat for 30 minutes. It is now hanging out in rice.

Bongos.