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Originally Posted by StcChief (Post 5772908)

personnel trainer that tried to "bulk up" to compete for lifting competition.... and got a little outta hand maybe?

Nah, she's not competitive.

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5771938)

Jesus...this really hot, 20-year old personal trainer just started hitting on me. My head is spinning. We're both former fatties who started going to the gym and have a lot in common. WTF!!! WTF!!! BEAUTY IS A CURSE! WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS HOT GIRL? It's like juggling Nitroglycerin. One wrong move and it blows up in my face.

Without pics it is worthless...

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5771938)

You stud! Oh, you have to be one to be called one. My bad.

Go home and jerk off to someone you will never have.

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Originally Posted by Fairplay (Post 5773443)

You stud! Oh, you have to be one to be called one. My bad.

Go home and jerk off to someone you will never have.

Are you angry that I might get laid? Is that it?

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5773447)

Are you angry that I might get laid? Is that it?

Might is the word.

I am still waiting for i did.

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Originally Posted by Fairplay (Post 5773451)

Might is the word.

I am still waiting for i did.

I would advise you not to hold our breath.

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5773523)

I would advise you not to hold our breath.

ROFL

I am an 86 year old widow who lives alone and was looking for a young man who can
spend a little time with me tonight and teach me a few things that I never got a chance
to do...but with patience, a young man who doesn't seem to mind having sex with an old lady.

I never had the chance to do oral or have anal sex but willing to try.

I never done a lot of sex positions but hoping to try if some young man can show me
a thing or two.

I love being nude and walking around my house that way so don't be too surprised
of I answer the door nude.

Must be at least 25-50 to get my interests and DDF with NSA.

Race doesn't matter!
but you can't be over 6'inches because I am not able to handle more than that.

My joints are not as flexible like they used to be
but I am willing to try to be as sexual as possible!!!!!!!!!

I live alone with my dog so noone will disturb or hear me moan, looking to get some practice on oral first
before we get started into the heavy stuff so be patient.

I look forward to hearing from someone and will wait for a reply A.S.A.P!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5778871)

but you can't be over 6'inches because I am not able to handle more than that.

Years and years I've been waiting to hear that, and when it finally comes, it's a ****ing 86-year old women.

If I didn't have bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.

Damn, you're thinking about going downtown on an 86 year old woman?

Who said I was thinking about it? Jesus Christ not in a million years if she was the last woman on earth.

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5778893)

Who said I was thinking about it? Jesus Christ not in a million years if she was the last woman on earth.

So has she sent you any nude pics yet so you can see the goods first?

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Originally Posted by Spott (Post 5778899)

So has she sent you any nude pics yet so you can see the goods first?

What's the difference between an old man, and an old woman?

Wrinkled tits.

Unfortunately granny's goods were all over the internet already.

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5772914)

Nah, she's not competitive.

just be a man, and go for the poon. its not THAT big of deal. Relax... I'd tell you to just be yourself... but, I think it would be wiser to just be a cooler version of yourself. :-D