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Tell me more about ladies and dating. I need intel. What goes through a dumb girl's mind following a successful first date where mutual attraction is established? What does she expect/plan for? Does she meticulously shear and oil her babushka nightly in eager awaitance of potential coital rendezvous with her dashing new suitor? |
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You hit it yet billay?
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Not yet purposely trying not to as long as I can to see if this will turn into an actual relationship.
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You at least gonna make a move?
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Already messed around bruh
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Cool beans. Hopefully she doesn't have a **** stud on standby ;)
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Hope it works out.
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Hope it works out, bill |
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A dumb girl who thinks a date is successful usually doesn't end up with a second date. Did you already set up a second date? |
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That's really sad. |
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If you haven't hit by third time hangin' out, you're probably in the friend zone. |
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And that's the reason they're perpetually single (I see the same girls on these sites constantly): most guys aren't gonna deal with that. |
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Women are the filter. |
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Some of you guys are quite contradictory - don't respect sluts but expect every girl to sleep with you immediately. |
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But I did it with a great deal of charm. |
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So these chicks who are playing poon keep away from you guys have probably been hung up wet a few times and are now guarding the rim. Sounds like a serious problem for both parties, who are online dating because they had enough dating problems to begin with. You know where the girls are, dude? The supermarket. No shit. |
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I'm not going to sleep with a guy I just met. However when the day comes that we are going to bump uglies, it is patently clear. No subtle seductions. I give the guy time to stretch/prepare.
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In any case, I don't think it really makes a difference. If a girl is into you, waiting a couple days to ask her out again isn't gonna be a big deal. |
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"Hey STUD. I want to see YOU tonight. And I won't be wearing underwear. Pick me up at 8." |
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I cooked her dinner, we watched a movie, I started making moves on the couch and I get "I WANT TO TAKE IT SLOW." I was done right then and there, and we haven't talked since. ****ing is part of dating. I mean, ****, let's live a little. Sex is fun. |
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I had been talking to this girl for about 2 months. I liked her a lot, which always causes me to be a cautious pussy, so I was taking things very slowly to avoid accidentally scaring her off. Anyway, we're laid up in my bed one night not even doing anything- just cuddling (OMG this makes me sound so gay). Out of nowhere she gets up and takes her shirt off. I'm like ".... What are you doing?" and she says "I'm going to have sex with you". So we ****ed, I fell in love, and about 4 months later she ended up getting back with her ex of 4 years. Turned out I was just a rebound. |
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But if it's about getting ass, I can be whatever girl I need to be. |
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But it's not out of any malicious need. I get bored. This is reason #23 I stay in monogamous relationships. |
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Besides, you need to get that shit out of the way. What if they suck at sex? What if they have micro-penis going on? What their body is covered in acne? Need to find that shit out. What if you wasted a ****ing month dating someone and then you decided you're done when suddenly, OMG, THEY HAVE A THIRD NIPPLE. Nope, people should be ****ing. It's fun. It drives our goddamn species. Penis in vagina. Do it. |
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If you have a metric for when you expect to have sex then you're probably doing it wrong.
You'll get laid with a girl when it feels like the right time. And that's coming from me. Christ. |
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You've got to realize that a great deal of guys are just trying to get their dicks wet. Women know that because they've experienced it time and again. Extended periods of time without giving up the cookie is one of the few ways women have of vetting their suitors. If you decide you don't want to date a chick because you pulled her panties down to find a Sarlacc Pit then you're just out a couple months. Assuming you're the healthy individual that you say you are, you'll have plenty more months left to get it right. |
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Chicks don't go for the timid guy, who spends two months with a scared set blue balls, dude. They don't. They go for the man who takes what he wants because he has the confidence to do so. That's why your gun says replica and his says Desert Eagle POINT FIVE OH!! |
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If it's not a **** yes, it's a **** no. If you don't want to **** me on a third or fourth date, why the **** are you dating me? We're incompatible. Hit the bricks, girl. I'm sure you can find some other guy who will buy you dinner and not **** you, but it's not gonna be me. I have more respect for myself than that. |
Please don't ever refer to it as a Desert Eagle.
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He never calls you again? Boo ****ing hoo. Don't act like you didn't have fun. Nope. Third or fourth date. I'll make an exception for illness or Aunt Flo visiting, but other than that...people should be ****ing. |
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I wasn't a total bitch about it anyway. I was the one that pursued her in the beginning by asking for her number. I was the one that made the move for the first kiss. We had talked about sex and she would mention how she wasn't the type to give it up too quickly so I backed off on it. I didn't want to be like every other guy and try and make a play on her coochie every time I got her alone. I was young as well. 21. She was 20. Her ex was 30 (seriously) and a family friend. You know how women like older men. I highly doubt she had planned on pursuing anything serious with me. |
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Imagine if you really liked some dude and he pops in 30 seconds every time. |
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This is all wrong anyways. What if our 3 dates weren't conducive to having sex afterwards? Are you then telling me that it's one of our responsibilities to make sure we design a 3rd date that is? Poop on that. |
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Now she's all in love with a gifted love maker with no job and herpes. |
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That's why I'm cooking your sweet ass dinner at my swingin' bachelor pad. I ply you with food and wine and then... :evil: |
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I don't think the 3rd date is make or break for sex like some of you claim
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And just a hint. Every woman who actually IS interested in you says she's not the type to give too quickly. Every. Single. One. |
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Unless she has a bad experience. That's why is sounds like a scared, pussy move for a guy to say something like "I'm holding out in hopes of a relationship." |
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That led to more control, which led to more confidence, which led to better sex. |
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But I lived and learned in that situation. Probably dodged a big ass bullet. She was Dominican and Latinas are feeeerrttillllle. I'd probably have like 3 kids with her by now. |
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Right?...Right? And honestly, dude. Most girls I have been with, I hit it right away. And only about 1/2 turned out to actually be sluts. Just cause a girl ****s me on the first night, I don't immediately assume she's a slut. I assume she's really attracted to me. |
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I did most of my boning from the ages of 18-22 with girls that were of similar age. Maybe that played a part. |
We're adults. No games. If you plan to **** me in the future, you might as well **** me now. I'll wait if I have to, but posturing is just silly.
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I was tending bar when I met my current and baby's mother. I used have to go in the back for a second because I would start breathing so hard when she came in. Still does it for me, too. We had a real shitty rough patch. I'm so glad I hung in there with her. I'm a lucky ****ing bastard who Waaaay out kicked his coverage. |
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And uh...it's fun? If you're not ****ing, it's not dating. |
Looking back, I was probably pretty bad as well.
I never ate pussy and I struggled to make it last after about 45 seconds. A lot of slowing down on pumps to reach the 5 minute mark LMAO |
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