I’m gonna wait on Jerrell Powe a little longer until he’s right where I want him

I'm thinking specifically at TE and CB.

Man, haven't thought about that name in a while haha

Sorry Chargem. Got to keep things rolling with barely a week left.

The Kansas City Chiefs select Jaden Shirden, RB, Monmouth

Hail to the Chief plays over the loudspeakers, and a war hero steps forward.

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"Citizens of the USA," John F. Kennedy says, pointing to the audience. "We choose to go to the Super Bowl. We choose to go to the Super Bowl in this decade, not because it is easy, but because it is hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept. And to do that, we need the right people on the team. One of those is about to be revealed to you."

"The Washington Commanders select Jarvis Brownlee, CB, Louisville."

The president waits for the applause to end, then thanks the crowd and heads out to have a threesome with a couple of buxom blondes.

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JFK dispatches his brother and trusted advisor to Las Vegas to let them know they're on the clock.

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JPH83 sent me his pick because he's a good boy unlike some of the rest of you!

The Las Vegas Raiders select Javontae Jean-Baptiste, Edge, Notre Dame

Galileo comes out onto the stage yet again. He checks his notes.

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"Well, let's get business out of the way first," he says.

"The Cincinnati Bengals select Jared Wiley, TE, TCU."

"Now let's talk about the doubly named M&Ms candy.

"American M&Ms were invented in 1941, being essentially a ripoff of an earlier British candy. During their first years, M&Ms were available only through the military as a means to provide non-melting chocolate to soldiers.

"After a few years of becoming available to the public, peanut M&Ms became available in 1954, only in the tan color for the first six years of existence. The next new flavor took another 37 years, with peanut butter M&Ms coming available in 1991.

"If you remember purple plain M&Ms, you either bought them before 1950 or during a one-year release in the early 2000s.

"Almost all M&Ms are produced in New Jersey and Tennessee."

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Galileo sends an emissary with a box of M&Ms to Los Angeles to inform the Chargers that they're on the sundial.

The Washington Commanders have completed a very eventful draft. We expect all of these guys to start or at least get playing time.

1-2. Washington Commanders - Rain Man - Jayden Daniels, QB, LSU
2-36. Washington Commanders - Rain Man - Jordan Morgan, OT, Arizona
2-40. Washington Commanders - Rain Man - Chris Braswell, DE, Alabama
3-67. Washington Commanders - Rain Man - Austin Booker, EDGE, Kansas
3-99. Washington Commanders - Rain Man - Caelen Carson, CB, Wake Forest
4-101. Washington Commanders - Rain Man - Cade Stover, TE, Ohio St
5-138. Washington Commanders - Rain Man - Isaiah Adams, G, Illinois
5-151. Washington Commanders - Rain Man - Ryan Flournoy, WR, Southeast Missouri St.
7-222. Washington Commanders - Rain Man - Jarvis Brownlee, CB, Louisville

There goes Crow's 3rd round TE (I think). Wiley is at worst a mid-5th, very likely day 2. Great value Rain Man.

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The Chargers select Keith Randolph, Jr., DL, Illinois

Someone read the memo. Wiley goes no less than 100 picks ahead of this.

Now for that CB that ran a tad slow and dropped from a "sure-fire" 2nd rounder.

One week to make 30-some picks.

Get going, assholes. No more "take the weekends off" bullshit either. Ya'll gonna have to come in on Saturday.

The Arizona Cardinals select A.J. Barner, TE, Michigan