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Like, this isn't even me being pessimistic. Silver lining, of course, that with my track record of being irresistible to other dude's serious girlfriends and fiancee, that I probably have better odds with this woman being taken than I did with her being single. After exercising for the last hour for the first time in a year, I've found that I give incredibly fewer ****s about the whole thing now. Now my major concern is finding something out of the 20 different foods I eat that won't totally undo my workout progress today. THAT is the real struggle. |
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In the time I could talk to 10 women at a bar, one of which I might be compatible with if I'm lucky, I can probably find 10 girls I already know I have things in common with online. Quote:
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I don't think nut taps have much to do with irrational emotion. More a lack of maturity.
We men do have our own wacky cycles and anyone with or without external genitalia can be unstable at times, but I don't think we're in the same ballpark as a gender in general terms when it comes to emotional swings and/or a fickle nature. |
I'd be okay with just some noodling for maybe 30 minutes every fifth day or so. I'm not asking for the moon here or anything. Just someone to keep me company that isn't a dude, isn't dating / engaged / married to a dude, my cat or my mother.
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Only people born after 1980 like the fuss. |
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Going to war for Helen of Troy. Paying a 500%+ mark up on a crystallized form of the most common non-gaseous element on Earth to prove one's fitness for lifelong commitment. Risk neurological damage by running full speed into other guys running full speed whilst wearing plastic armor. et cetera |
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Besides, how do you fap with a bowl in one hand and a hemp wick in the other. I imagine is smells like burnt pubes. |
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We met, I asked her out, she suggested something awful and we are going with this. I'm looking forward to it. Not that hip on the woman though. |
eDave is getting that knob slobbed on tonight.
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Don't even get me started on engagement/wedding rings. That shit is so ****ing pointless.
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ROFL Love that meme. Dude's got her in the pile driver.
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Gotta date with a black woman this weekend.
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I dropped a patio umbrella on a chick's head on Monday because I didn't want to put my can of beer down.
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On the other side of relationships, I'm partially in charge of planning a bachelor party.
Made some phone calls today to line up transportation for the group of a dozen or so dudes.. a few hours later the groom texts me asking to get dinner because " his wedding is falling apart." <iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/W1U29FZIZaM?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> |
Discuss will hook up with the bride to be?
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And you say that, but the day I domed the chick with an umbrella, another girl at said kickback seemed into me... Granted, she's already married so I've got that going for me. Which is nice. |
We shall dub you Dickuss Thrower: MILF Hunter
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Take her out in the new Jetta.
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Thank God because that is the king of all deal breakers with me. Sorry sunshine, but I know how shitty it is to be a kid who has a pseudo father figure be around for an extended period of time only for the dude to skip out. |
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Shit, until I saw one in black with a diesel engine, I figured Jettas were solely the domain of single women in their early 30s or homosexual men in committed relationships. |
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***** Official NEW Dating Mega Thread *****
I drive a girly blue, older model Camry. As long as it isn't a hoopty, a car shouldn't hurt your chances.
Of course, a nicer, sexier car would help for perceived status, if nothing else. |
**** dating
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He gets laid more than Discuss?
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**** females.
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Rules 1 and 2. |
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Doing pretty good with the new chick I guess. Very sweet, down to earth, great body. Will invite her over to my place Friday for our fourth date.
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Females are all bitchy ****s.
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Don't really understand how someone can go from texting you sweet little nothings one night and ignoring you 48 hours later.
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Got a girls numbers online dunno if I'll even bother texting. Online dating is boring as ****.
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Given Billay and Clay's posts here, looks like I'll never be distracted from graduate school by women in KC.
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When a girl disses you you really have to listen to some bill burr or some dave attell to get some of that dickish empowerment going. Girls say shit that would get a man punched. It is all good. Play video games, jack off, be a winner. Who gives a ****. Tired of these whiney ass young guys bitching about girls. They think shit gets better when you get older. Shit gets better when your respect yourself and you enjoy life. Sometimes a good lady comes along, but most of the time the whore cannon just gets shot at your ass. You just keep doing your thing it will be alright. Young guys thinking on a sunday night that "if they only had a woman" they would feel good. Sorry but if you had a woman you would have a 60% chance she was getting on your nerves trying to **** with your vibe and a 30% of feel slightly better than single and a 10% chance of eating nachos.
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lol it always does. You are young and in shape. You are smart. Enjoy today because you are going to get bald and fat, not as fat as the ****s around here, but fat. You are a chiefsplanet legend. No reason to get down, non. The important is that you have tools and talents to be happy. Some people are just fleshy buckets of fail.
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That's one thing I find amusing about self-improvement pep talks.
You can work out. Eat right. Cultivate hobbies that seemingly anyone finds interesting and aren't at all weird. But odds are, it still doesn't matter. Because the person who's willing to do so much to improve themselves doesn't improve the one thing that actually matters: what other people think of you. Some people are just beyond help and there isn't anything anyone can do about it. |
I see lots of young guys just have this undercurrent of sadness in them like if they just had a chick that texted them or whatever they would make them happy. You have to have a good life that makes you feel full of joy. Even if you get a good girl, she is going to die or leave you or you are going to die first. Eventually you are still going to have to go inside to make yourself happy and strong. Just once I would want to come to this thread and have someone not even have a peep about a girl ghosting you just be like "I ****ING MODDED THE SHIT OUT OF THIS GAME OR WHATEVER AND I AM THE ****ING AWESOME MONSTER OF AWESOME"
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It is awesome to improve yourself but you have to go inside yourself and deep. I know a guy that doesn't have many friends and sucks with girls but he plays video games and has an awesome time. He just enjoys "BEING" because we are human beings not Human lifting weights or human textings HUMAN BEINGS. I get it though. You want that ****ing wet hole to give you pleasure. You need to find out to yourself you **** a wet hole it feels awesome then you go back to being a sad sack of shit if that is the person you are.
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I'm growing increasingly jaded with the whole process. |
You suck at woman like I do. The key is to throw what you think you know out the window, flush what you think you think is the process down the drain, when you find yourself going to that fearful self-pity place about not having a girl know from a dude that has been to hell in back the action to take is to go back to trolling people, cutting up some media, listening to some music, posting food pics, all that shit will get you back to being fullfilled. Maybe it is in the cards for you to meet a lady, maybe not. You are going to fail with the attitude you have right now though.
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If it makes you feel better as well put yourself in a womans shoes. She is always being crazy in her mind, bleeding at certain times in the month, she is always trying to figure out who she can trusts and who is going to back stab her, every guy has that undertone of wanting to **** her even though she just wants to be friends. Most girls I know really don't have a spiritual connection. This leads them to have terrible mistakes with a bunch more of bullshit that their friends sign off on. I mean womans lives are ****ed up. They are constantly standing on the edge of ending up in the psych ward. Some of them are good, but just like guys it is hard to find one that is humble confident and awesome and knows when they are lying to themselves. Woman and Men are so full of shit to themselves and do things to justify their bullshit it brings hell and suffering into their lives. Have some compassion for a woman that doesn't text you back and you will feel better about being a human being.
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I hit on alot of girls and what I know is that girls just have so much shit going on they can barely hold it together for a day let alone make a good partner for someone. Don't even sweat a girl that can't text you back. You think that woman is going to bring out the best you possible? You need to go do what gochiefs does and then the universe is going to bring a sassy bitch in your life that is going to make you step up and be the man you wouldn't dream of being without her, but first you gotta let go of this shit you think you know.
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You are not alone though, sure boys get sick and tired of the games, but men move the **** on. They don't have time for that shit. They are too busy living and don't have time for the b.s. Once you recognize that you want to be a man and not a boy you will be awesome. Just have to keep refocusing on whats important. A girl not texting you is not important. It just isn't.
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