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luv 03-05-2009 04:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5558297)
Luv, I never said it wasn't a big deal, I was just trying to let you know it's manageable and it's way better then some of the alternatives. And I never meant to assume you a prude, but you have self claimed yourself to be somewhat "sheltered". I'm sorry if I've managed to hurt your feelings. I really am.
It's just a mood. I'm just gonna finish up my work, and run some errands. Normally, shit like this rolls off my back. I had to come back here directly after my appointment, and, besides wikipedia, I haven't had a chance to research anything. What I have read really seems to describe me, and I just haven't had time to decipher what it all means to me. I'll feel better once I get outta here. No biggy, really.

Delano 03-05-2009 04:32 PM
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

PunkinDrublic 03-05-2009 04:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5558321)
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

Just goes to show you that most women are good in limited doses outside of burying her face in a stack of pillows and getting a little stink on the old hang low.

Dave Lane 03-05-2009 05:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5558297)
Luv, I never said it wasn't a big deal, I was just trying to let you know it's manageable and it's way better then some of the alternatives. And I never meant to assume you a prude, but you have self claimed yourself to be somewhat "sheltered". I'm sorry if I've managed to hurt your feelings. I really am.
What kind of shit have you started now?

Hammock Parties 03-05-2009 06:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5558321)
I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
I found one!

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/1778/0001052gmcc.jpg

Though she has no ass. But no one is perfect I guess.

I'm meeting her tomorrow.

keg in kc 03-05-2009 06:32 PM
Remember, always keep a raincoat handy, in case things gets wet.

Dave Lane 03-05-2009 06:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5558576)
I found one!

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/1778/0001052gmcc.jpg

Though she has no ass. But no one is perfect I guess.

I'm meeting her tomorrow.
I suggest missionary then... :)

Hammock Parties 03-08-2009 12:40 AM
IT'S ON

Quote:
master, i want to know more please continue...i cant wait to serve as ur bitch.. here my pics, send ur other pics master shirtless! How u gonna train me an use me as ur whore and slut?? i obey what u tell me. i hope u think i look ok to use me sir??

i cant wait to please u kiss ur feet and suck ur toes and suck dick in submission to u as ur bitch. Are u gonna use rubbers for ****in me or put bare dick in me? are u gonna **** me in my ass? im on pill master and i obey u and worship u.
-ur slut

Hammock Parties 03-08-2009 01:18 AM
LIKE DONKEY DONG

Quote:
master u r a sexy GOD,
yes master i know u gonna **** me and sweat all over me, probly slap me hard in face or tits to train me be the best slut to u. or maybe humiliate me doing stuff like shove ur toes in my pussy when im at ur feet. i know im get slapped alot until i learn to take ur dick in my pussy, ass or throat.

i know i dont deserve to serve u and i take whatever punishment and humiliation u give me master. ur my king and im just slave and holes to u. i belong on floor to worship u. I DO WHATEVER U TELL ME MASTER. even if u let ur friends use me or rent me out to strangers to **** me and make money for u, i obey as ur total slut. my pussy is wet thinking about plesing u master. I love toserve u.

-ur slut and slave

BWillie 03-08-2009 02:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5565531)
LIKE DONKEY DONG
Picture of "ur slut"?

Hammock Parties 03-08-2009 02:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 5565693)
Picture of "ur slut"?
http://i42.tinypic.com/2la99qf.jpg

Jilly 03-08-2009 07:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 5558501)
What kind of shit have you started now?
I gave up drama for Lent, apparently I need to go to confession already.

Skip Towne 03-08-2009 07:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5558576)
I found one!

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/1778/0001052gmcc.jpg

Though she has no ass. But no one is perfect I guess.

I'm meeting her tomorrow.
I was just sure you would get a perfect one.

Tribal Warfare 03-15-2009 04:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5565476)
IT'S ON
Watch out for that shit, she sounds like a plant being paid by the site to keep the members interested. When the moment of truth comes along she'll flake out.

Hammock Parties 03-15-2009 05:00 PM
lol she disappeared...I think the slave just wanted some amusing emails


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