I can delete it if you want me too Mr. Flopnuts? I know it's ****ed up much like our season though.

Nah, dude. I was just laughing at the randomness of it all.

Sweet it was damn funny :D

Yes, yes it was.

I hate thieving co-workers. Can't use the fridge for anything without it being taken.

Take a spoiled sandwich into work, and see who calls out sick the next day. Boom! Caught your culprit, and dished out some justice at the same time.

We had ice cream bars at the office once. After everyone got one there was like 8 left, so we left the box in the freezer and figured we could have some the next day. When I was walking out I saw a girl leaving with the box. We looked right at each other. I never said anything but after that we both knew. An unspoken scandal between us.

See where they ****ed up is I work in Loss Prevention. I am installing a camera to watch the fridge now and we shall see who the culprit is shortly. Just put that item in there again and see what happens. Time to clean house.

why did i stick my dick in her? why didn't i stay home? Wednesday isn't even no pride night. WTF is wrong with me? It's like Endelt took over my body and made me hit that.

Santa is going to be so pissed

dear diary,

power wash your dick!

sincerely
booger

note to self: buy a new shoe horn. the old one can't be salvaged

wtf is this?ROFL

I always figured the zombie apocalypse would happen soon and they would come through the toilets.

That would truly suck