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Fish 04-29-2015 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11465673)
Perhaps I've simply moved beyond/past the base contructs of animalistic actions...
Yes, I'm sure you tell yourself that meaningless nonsense...

Ebolapox 04-29-2015 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11465673)
Perhaps I've simply moved beyond/past the base contructs of animalistic actions...

https://d1br7wc30ambms.cloudfront.ne...ightenment.jpg
sure, sparky. you've transcended your 'animal nature.'

let's ignore the fact that you are, in fact, an animal. all of us are. Homo sapiens sapiens. fundamentally that is part of you whether you choose to accept it or not.

Ebolapox 04-29-2015 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11465677)
Nothing beats a papasan chair, sit Indian style, then she hops on you like an ATV. Good ye contact. Comfortable. Good support. . . . And most importantly DEEEP. Bellybutton deep.
nice. I'll have to suggest to the woman that we get one :)

J Diddy 04-29-2015 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11465536)
Because I don't stick my tongue in a chick's poop chute? Where poo emanates from? Where dingleberries might still linger? Where residual shit stains from a poor wipe job reside? Where the stink of doodie remains no matter how many enemas are administered?

And seriously...what if she farts in your mouth?

What then?

What if it is a gross "I ate bananas and eggs for breakfast" level stench bomb she rips into your empassioned lips and tongue and mouth as you seek to lick her inner butthole clean?

It's gross. Eating someone's ass is gross. Really gross. Shit comes out of there.

What's next? Chomping down on a log as she presses it out on your face?

There has to be limits lest there becomes a world without them.
you were talking about udders...

Saccopoo 04-29-2015 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 11465795)
you were talking about udders...
Udders are for infant mammals.

Not for repressed adults with a mommy complex.

Mr. Flopnuts 04-29-2015 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 11465536)
Because I don't stick my tongue in a chick's poop chute? Where poo emanates from? Where dingleberries might still linger? Where residual shit stains from a poor wipe job reside? Where the stink of doodie remains no matter how many enemas are administered?

And seriously...what if she farts in your mouth?

What then?

What if it is a gross "I ate bananas and eggs for breakfast" level stench bomb she rips into your empassioned lips and tongue and mouth as you seek to lick her inner butthole clean?

It's gross. Eating someone's ass is gross. Really gross. Shit comes out of there.

What's next? Chomping down on a log as she presses it out on your face?

There has to be limits lest there becomes a world without them.
ROFL ROFL ROFL Sac, you gotta eat the booty like groceries!

Saccopoo 04-29-2015 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 11465983)
ROFL ROFL ROFL Sac, you gotta eat the booty like groceries!
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-conten...pernatural.gif

loochy 04-30-2015 06:25 PM
Bump for the draft

Katipan 04-30-2015 06:47 PM
Avoid licking drafty ass.

loochy 02-17-2016 05:46 AM
Hey so what ever happened to Billay?

TLO 02-17-2016 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 12086130)
Hey so what ever happened to Billay?
He was having sex in the bathroom at Harpo's, the last I knew.

listopencil 02-17-2016 10:50 AM
Do they make tongue condoms for ass lickers, or is that not a thing? Asking for a friend.

rabblerouser 02-17-2016 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 12086408)
Do they make tongue condoms for ass lickers, or is that not a thing? Asking for a friend.
Yes, they're called 'Dental Dams'.

According to a friend.

Pepe Silvia 02-17-2016 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 12086408)
Do they make tongue condoms for ass lickers, or is that not a thing? Asking for a friend.
That defeats the whole purpose, you may as well not do it at all. lol

SAUTO 02-17-2016 02:30 PM
9 volt batteries


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