Hey looks like now there is small % chance that this could turn into something real. It's like a miracle. Keep those texts going.

Why are her texts all out of order? I’ve never had that happen to me before—

One of my old phones/messaging apps would do that whenever someone sent one long text.... I feel like it would be a messaging app issue where it's not combining texts automatically, if not flakiness with date/time or something.

Some ideas to text about next are....

Erectile disfunction
Plan a cruise vacation with her
How girlfriends in the past have struggled with your girth
Complain about inheritance paperwork
???????

Tell her you have a friend of a friend named Carol that desperately needs money for some new boobs and see what Stephanie's handlers come up with.

And the only form of payment the doctors will accept is App Store gift cards.

Maybe I'm just a cynic, but I'm beginning to think she's not who she says she is.

This thread.

https://c.tenor.com/tv8PYrlrc5AAAAAM...ler-oakley.gif

Clearly the dude knows that you know, and is just fooking around.


You: "I stabbed my ex in the ear with a meat thermometer!"


Her: "So sorry...can you send me a Google Play Gift Card?

You are in love with a Bot...

He was going to put 8 in her, and get 5 back. Wasn't going to win anyway.

Damn I’m getting catfished again!

I know it’s one of you bastards messing with me.

Wait, what?

What do y'all make of this Gabby Petito situation?

Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...