This is a flavor I've yet to try

I bet you're a real blast in bed.

Give it a whirl!

Sounds shitty.

I've had waxed not bleached

Its only demeaning if you don't bathe.

Only plant your seed in one of three cousin wife/Pooman

Is that a real thing?

Then why do you blow every lineman in the draft?

How is it demeaning when you go down on a women?

You sir are a strange ****er....

Because I don't stick my tongue in a chick's poop chute? Where poo emanates from? Where dingleberries might still linger? Where residual shit stains from a poor wipe job reside? Where the stink of doodie remains no matter how many enemas are administered?

And seriously...what if she farts in your mouth?

What then?

What if it is a gross "I ate bananas and eggs for breakfast" level stench bomb she rips into your empassioned lips and tongue and mouth as you seek to lick her inner butthole clean?

It's gross. Eating someone's ass is gross. Really gross. Shit comes out of there.

What's next? Chomping down on a log as she presses it out on your face?

There has to be limits lest there becomes a world without them.

ROFL @ Sackapoop

I don't know...

Guys smell.

And I think that the act of fellatio is ultimately demeaning for women. Pleasure is singularly received and the entire act reeks of domination and power.

I just don't agree with it on an equality level.

You're not as crazy as all these porn stars would have you believe.

In 8 years my man has never asked for one or did anything other than giant puppy dog eyes for it. He thinks it's rude. His opinion is that if I want to do it, I'll just do it.

Thus does he get rewarded.

Missionary can be equally degrading when the sweating walrus on top of you is both crushing your lungs and ignoring you at the same time.

Lol, virgin is strong.