Then cut the umbilicle cord and move on with your life.

If pining for a girl on the internet and flirting with her at work, her apartment, etc. doesn't = "chasing tail", I don't know what is....

There's no need to...and I don't have the means.

I never flirted with her, and certainly not at her apartment.

I never even asked her out.

That's a bunch of mumbo jumbo and you know it. You're just looking for reasons to try and qualify the fact that you're a little scared to go out there and show your hand. It's okay, you can admit it, you're not alone, no matter how much some of the people on here want to goad you about it.... don't worry about them.

I'm not scared. I just don't care.

I could go to a bar tomorrow night and attempt to get laid, but that's way too much effort for someone as lazy as me.

I'm too selfish to submit to the give-and-take that is needed in a relationship.

That's the biggest crock of shit I've heard a selfish dude give. I'm incredibly selfish. I just found women who were willing to put up with my shit. It's not that hard. I'm certainly no prize winner and I'm lazy to boot, but I've NEVER had trouble finding a woman.

Incredibly selfish but you have 3 kids....right.

Besides, you're better looking and alot funnier than me.

More reasons. You're not that lazy.

We're all selfish, but that's part of just being with other people in general, sharing a part of yourself and maybe not always being so selfish, and whether you will admit it or not there is a satisfaction that we all get from being accepted by our peers. You are not any more selfish than anybody else, you're just afraid that nobody is going to want to take what you have to give...

:harumph:

I am. The only way you could get me to to go to a bar and try and pick up chicks is if I could score guaranteed pussy with some hot chick.

I don't want to spend a dime on anyone else, either.

Exactly, it has to be guaranteed, because you're worried about taking that chance...

And if you met someone that you really cared about, you would too spend more than a dime on that person. You don't even have to have relationship experience to know that, you just have had to really wanted someone, and you have...

No, it has to be guaranteed because I'm not interested in wasting time. You have to understand I have a geek's mindset about these things. It's for the same reason that I don't own any suits. I'll buy one if I ever need to go on a job interview for a fortune 500 company or something.

Meeting someone that I really care about? Ain't going to happen. I'm too selfish.

Yeah, in the past. If those girls had panned out I would have quickly learned it wasn't really worth it.

Hey Gochiefs, go pay a prostitute for a bj. Its the worlds oldest profession and for a good reason. At least you can see how that feels.

there you go, Phil needs an ego boost.

ROFL