most guys tell stories about the bad times with a SO, because they'll look like pussies if they tell about the good times. In my experience anyways, most of the time the good outweighs the bad.

The hell you have. You may not be banging her, but your SO is just down the hallway. You used to hang off her boob.

I have never seen so much apathy in one thread.

You're a simpleton.

Hey, it might happen someday. I'm not going out of my way to pursue them every night, though...it's not real important to me right now.

Why would it be?

I don't even talk to my parents all that much. I cook my own meals and wash my own clothes, too (most of the time).

Just because you tripped, fell down, landed on some ho, and messed in your pants doesn't mean you're qualified to give relationship advice to gochiefs.

Most guys tell the bad stories because the good stories are boring. Would you rather hear about the day I banged my ex-wife 10 times or the time I sent her and her boyfriend off for a wonderful weekend getaway on my credit card?

Of what are you trying to convince me?

You think my mother is SO. There's no way that's even possible. I barely even talk to her.

What do you think she does that makes her my SO?

I don't know. You claimed to have survived 23 years without a SO.

I call bullshit. I'm right.

well...I'm in no position to give marital advice that is certain. But I think I'm plenty qualified to talk about a girlfriend.

How is that working out for you?

OK, that's fair. But I certainly don't have one now, in any way shape or form.

You are qualified to talk about it toward people who are like you. You and I are like apples and oranges. I haven't spent a second of my life chasing tail. Most guys in college and high school do their fair share of that.

If your advice is:
Don't let your girlfriend talk you into piercings....

I'll agree.