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Slayer Diablo 01-02-2003 11:18 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by ChiTown


They fall apart too easily. I'd rather wrestle a nice, young hottie like yourself. Whatdaya say?;)
So what's the excuse for picking on me then? :spock:

ChiTown 01-02-2003 11:18 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Chiefsgurl18

No thank you, I rather stay in my age range. :D
Age range?

Hell, I'm in the 0-100 range! What more do you want? Plus, I can get into movies at a discount, and get you some medical benefits as well:D

VonneMarie 01-02-2003 11:19 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Slayer Diablo


So what's the excuse for picking on me then? :spock:
He goes both ways? j/k ROFL

Phobia 01-02-2003 11:19 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Chiefsgurl18

No thank you, I rather stay in my age range. :D
If you don't hurry, you'll need to expand that range to 32.

Call me.

ChiTown 01-02-2003 11:19 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Slayer Diablo


So what's the excuse for picking on me then? :spock:
Listen, Spock, I was conversing with Eli Mae. Please don't interupt. Thanks.

VonneMarie 01-02-2003 11:20 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by ChiTown


Age range?

Hell, I'm in the 0-100 range! What more do you want? Plus, I can get into movies at a discount, and get you some medical benefits as well:D
ROFL well gee if you put it that way...

Slayer Diablo 01-02-2003 11:21 AM
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Originally posted by Chiefsgurl18

He goes both ways? j/k ROFL
That's so wrong, it should never be joked about. :shake: :shake: :shake:

VonneMarie 01-02-2003 11:21 AM
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Originally posted by pHoBiA


If you don't hurry, you'll need to expand that range to 32.

Call me.
Phob, I always thought you were older, like in your fifties.

Phobia 01-02-2003 11:26 AM
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Originally posted by Chiefsgurl18
Phob, I always thought you were older, like in your fifties.
Well, my DAD is in his fifties. Should I give him your number?

VonneMarie 01-02-2003 11:29 AM
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Originally posted by pHoBiA


Well, my DAD is in his fifties. Should I give him your number?
No I was just saying...you may not be a perv after all :D

Iowanian 01-02-2003 11:30 AM
coincidence?
 
So.....The past couple of days, I've been over at this Chick's house...whose parents are gone...My friend and I have been banging them like Screen doors....and her weird brother has been trying to peek under the door and through the windows.

I've been sneaking into his room and wiping off the wang on his pillowcase though...

Phobia 01-02-2003 11:31 AM
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Originally posted by Chiefsgurl18
No I was just saying...you may not be a perv after all :D
Oh, I'm still a perv, just not quite as old as you thought.... Really, the only difference is that I won't slobber on you while I dry hump your leg and my teeth stay in my head at night....

VonneMarie 01-02-2003 11:35 AM
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Originally posted by pHoBiA


Oh, I'm still a perv, just not quite as old as you thought.... Really, the only difference is that I won't slobber on you while I dry hump your leg and my teeth stay in my head at night....
Well thank you for clarifying that and not slobbering on me while you dry hump me...I really appreciate it.

Mile High Mania 01-02-2003 11:41 AM
Wow ... this has really gone down hill fast.

Slayer Diablo 01-02-2003 11:42 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by Chiefsgurl18

Well thank you for clarifying that and not slobbering on me while you dry hump me...I really appreciate it.
So you're saying that this already happened? Or is it happening right now?


If the old people have to pick on each other, who's gonna pick on the young ones?

Mile High Mania 01-02-2003 11:44 AM
Look out Slayer's about to do his best Forrest impersonation all over Jenny's sheets.

Slayer Diablo 01-02-2003 11:51 AM
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Originally posted by Mile High Mania
Look out Slayer's about to do his best Forrest impersonation all over Jenny's sheets.
Huh? Sorry, haven't seen Forrest Gump in a few years...what's that supposed to mean?

Clint in Wichita 01-02-2003 11:54 AM
gochiefs,

When you think those two are right in the middle of some serious womb-wrecking, bust into the room like Gollum on acid with your engorged member in hand.

Tell the broad that she has 3 points of entry, and that you're taking one.

It's a win-win situation. You either get laid, or you will never, ever see those people again.

siberian khatru 01-02-2003 12:00 PM
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Originally posted by Clint in Wichita
Gollum on acid
:LOL: ROFL

Just remember to say, "Hello, my preciousssssss!"

VonneMarie 01-02-2003 12:04 PM
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Originally posted by Slayer Diablo


So you're saying that this already happened? Or is it happening right now?


If the old people have to pick on each other, who's gonna pick on the young ones?
No phob hasn't dry humped me nor will he ever...do the young ones want to be picked on, I sure don't you want to see how it feels being linked with everyone? You people may have just made me the Chiefs planet slut. :banghead:

Mile High Mania 01-02-2003 12:27 PM
Ehh, I don't know about that ... Gaz pretty much owns the title of ChiefsPlanet slut around here.

Gaz 01-02-2003 12:31 PM
Discretely charged to your credit card...
 

I may be easy, but I ain’t cheap.

xoxo~
Gaz
Workin’for a livin’

Mile High Mania 01-02-2003 12:32 PM
And, well worth the charge of admission ... from what I've heard, of course. :p

KS Smitty 01-02-2003 12:33 PM
Re: Discretely charged to your credit card...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Gaz

I may be easy, but I ain’t cheap.

xoxo~
Gaz
Workin’for a livin’
Gaz isn't a slut, if he's charging he's a 'ho! :p

Gaz 01-02-2003 12:35 PM
I am too high class for that...
 

I prefer “professional companion.”

xoxo~
Gaz
A rose by any other name.

Slayer Diablo 01-02-2003 12:35 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Chiefsgurl18

No phob hasn't dry humped me nor will he ever...do the young ones want to be picked on, I sure don't you want to see how it feels being linked with everyone? You people may have just made me the Chiefs planet slut. :banghead:
Nah.....Gaz is the Chiefsplanet slut. We all go through the phase of getting picked on.......think of it as a way of initiation. Sorry about that last one...couldn't resist.


BTW, since 2002 was "Year of the Gaz", what's this year? "Year of the Kurmet"? "Year of the Gonzo"? Which muppet are we gonna do this time?

VonneMarie 01-02-2003 12:35 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Mile High Mania
Ehh, I don't know about that ... Gaz pretty much owns the title of ChiefsPlanet slut around here.
Ok cool...

VonneMarie 01-02-2003 12:38 PM
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Originally posted by Slayer Diablo


Nah.....Gaz is the Chiefsplanet slut. We all go through the phase of getting picked on.......think of it as a way of initiation. Sorry about that last one...couldn't resist.
SD i've seen lamer jokes then that...it's cool.

tk13 01-02-2003 01:13 PM
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Originally posted by Clint in Wichita
gochiefs,

When you think those two are right in the middle of some serious womb-wrecking, bust into the room like Gollum on acid with your engorged member in hand.

Tell the broad that she has 3 points of entry, and that you're taking one.

It's a win-win situation. You either get laid, or you will never, ever see those people again.
ROFL ROFL

You get bonus points from me if you go in there wearing a camoflauge headband and start talking with a Stallone-like accent while refering to yourself only in the third person as "Bedroom Rambo"

MeatPeeker 01-02-2003 04:17 PM
LOL...I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!

Rausch 01-02-2003 04:40 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Slayer Diablo


Nah.....Gaz is the Chiefsplanet slut. We all go through the phase of getting picked on.......think of it as a way of initiation. Sorry about that last one...couldn't resist.


BTW, since 2002 was "Year of the Gaz", what's this year? "Year of the Kurmet"? "Year of the Gonzo"? Which muppet are we gonna do this time?
You....


Elmo Diablo......

stevieray 01-02-2003 04:42 PM
I'm glad you left out the "tickle me"

wutamess 01-02-2003 05:08 PM
Just think gochiefs...

Your sister is probably in the back of the house along with the other couple thinking...

My brother is such a drag.
He really needs a life.
While we're getting it on he's in the front of the house like Ed Griswald fondling himself.

Go find you someone and bring her to the house to add to the party.

keg in kc 01-02-2003 05:09 PM
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Originally posted by roger


Go find you someone and bring her to the house to add to the party.
Or you could move to West Virginia and jump on the 'bone your own sister' wagon...

VonneMarie 01-02-2003 05:10 PM
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Originally posted by keg in kc
Or you could move to West Virginia and jump on the 'bone your own sister' wagon...
:Lin:

Phobia 01-02-2003 05:10 PM
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Originally posted by keg in kc
Or you could move to West Virginia and jump on the 'bone your own sister' wagon...
I thought that was Kentucky.

keg in kc 01-02-2003 05:34 PM
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Originally posted by pHoBiA


I thought that was Kentucky.
Well, I'm not from Kensucky, so I can't speak on their proclivity towards inbreeding...

West Virginia, however, I do, sadly, know a bit about. Not that I did my sister, but I was "lucky" enough to meet plenty of folks in my time there that would've fit the bill for Deliverance to a tee...

ArrowheadChief 01-02-2003 05:36 PM
Just go get your own little party started and see what your sister says. :hump: :hump:

tk13 01-02-2003 05:37 PM
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Originally posted by pHoBiA


I thought that was Kentucky.
It is Kentucky... I'm not too familar with the Virginia's... but where I come from it's Kentucky that's the land where incest is the best.

VonneMarie 01-02-2003 05:40 PM
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Originally posted by tk13


It is Kentucky... I'm not too familar with the Virginia's... but where I come from it's Kentucky that's the land where incest is the best.
Actually it's both...

MeatPeeker 01-02-2003 05:54 PM
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Originally posted by roger
Just think gochiefs...

Your sister is probably in the back of the house along with the other couple thinking...

My brother is such a drag.
He really needs a life.
While we're getting it on he's in the front of the house like Ed Griswald fondling himself.

Go find you someone and bring her to the house to add to the party.
Can you give me a phone number? Cause I sure as hell don't know who to call.

Phobia 01-02-2003 05:56 PM
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Originally posted by gochiefs
Can you give me a phone number? Cause I sure as hell don't know who to call.
I could give you my ex-wife's phone number, but she actually DOES look like Fabio. Amazing how a woman can go from hot to rot about $100,000 later.

MeatPeeker 01-02-2003 05:57 PM
The party's over anyway....ROFL

keg in kc 01-02-2003 05:57 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by gochiefs


Can you give me a phone number? Cause I sure as hell don't know who to call.
1-900-she-male.

Slayer Diablo 01-02-2003 06:13 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by BRAD_CAUDLE


You....


Elmo Diablo......
Actually, that test said I was Ernie.

alanm 01-03-2003 01:05 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by pHoBiA


Oh, I'm still a perv, just not quite as old as you thought.... Really, the only difference is that I won't slobber on you while I dry hump your leg and my teeth stay in my head at night....
Phil ain't a perv. I should know I'm at all the meetings and I haven't seen him show up yet!:D gochiefs where are the photos from the disposible camera? :p

JimNasium 01-04-2003 09:54 AM
Well I just wasted 15 minutes reading this depraved thread and I have come to the conclusion that it most certainly belongs in the thread hall of fame if something like that exists.

Hammock Parties 03-12-2005 11:40 PM
Who is this MeatPeeker guy?

Mr. Flopnuts 03-15-2005 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by frazod
WARNING - VILE, NASTY, DISGUSTING, TASTLESS JOKE FOLLOWS: DO NOT READ IF EASILY OFFENDED.








That Arkansas comment reminded of an old, gross joke:

A hillbilly daughter asks her father if she can borrow the car. "Okay," he says, "but you gotta blow me."

"But Pa," she protests, "that's jist wrong."

"Y'all know the price fer borrowin the car," Pa says.

So she starts, but then stops. "Yuck, Pa, you taste like crap tonight," she says.

"Oh, I fergot," Pa says. Yer brother's got the car."

:spock:



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :))

Over-Head 06-02-2005 04:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Phobia
I could give you my ex-wife's phone number, but she actually DOES look like Fabio. Amazing how a woman can go from hot to rot about $100,000 later.
You should see what they look like when you fork over the better part of $300,000 :Lin:

onescrewleftuntwisted 10-14-2005 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by chiefman420
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :))

that is so wrong is so many ways

keg in kc 10-17-2005 12:39 AM
I wish somebody would have sex in my house.

Mecca 10-19-2005 03:59 AM
I was once at my friends house when he had sex with his then g/f now wife..........Suffice to say I didn't venture to that area of the house when I heard the noises........

Bowser 10-19-2005 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc
I wish somebody would have sex in my house.
Sounds like you need to call MeetPeakers' sister and/or her friend.

Hammock Parties 01-05-2006 01:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Bowser
Sounds like you need to call MeetPeakers' sister and/or her friend.
They are both in relationships.

Hammock Parties 01-27-2006 11:18 PM
SEX

Dunit35 01-31-2006 12:59 AM
Allright people for the 3rd or maybe 4th night in the past 2 weeks I know for a fact that some peeps are having sex on the 4th floor. I'm on the third and this is a coed dorm. But whoever the guy is he has a problem. Hes a one minute man. I'm not kidding she is really loud and it lasts for about one minute. lollololololol lol lol lol.

Dunit35 01-31-2006 01:09 AM
Well they are at it again...She is bitching about something...and....its...over..hahahahaha

Over-Head 02-04-2006 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by gopaint
They are both in relationships.
As Brad said:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rausch
No excuse. I banged a married one once.

Come up with something better then that....:D

dacoolman88 02-04-2006 02:16 PM
sneak up quietly when they r hopfully doin it and then either open the door or look into the room to scare them.............lololollllllllllllloolololloklolo :D

BigRedChief 01-30-2007 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Dunit35
Well they are at it again...She is bitching about something...and....its...over..hahahahaha
Did you ever figure this out?

mfkrush 02-03-2007 01:17 PM
Does this make you randy??

Bowser 02-14-2007 09:27 PM
Are they done yet?


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