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Gary Cooper 01-04-2022 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 16052055)
Why would anyone post while on vacation?

Unless, the vacation sucks, someone else is flooding your SO or waiting for Western Union from mom?

Or if you wanted to brag about your wife to sex-starved Midwesterners on a football message board.

Coochie liquor 01-04-2022 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 16052055)
Why would anyone post while on vacation?

Unless, the vacation sucks, someone else is flooding your SO or waiting for Western Union from mom?

So what you’re saying is even though he was posting while on vacation, and it wasn’t from Belize, that he wasn’t posting while on vacation? Also, lots of people post on vacation. At the resort I was at, everyone was on their phones constantly. I guess maybe because we were actually out of the country instead of at Silver Dollar City??

Bearcat 01-04-2022 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 16052055)
Why would anyone post while on vacation?

Unless, the vacation sucks, someone else is flooding your SO or waiting for Western Union from mom?

Depends on what kind of vacation, I guess.

If you load up on shit to do, you may not have any downtime to browse the internet.

If you plan relaxation time, sitting by the pool only goes so far for me until I'm turning on Netflix or internet browsing, etc.

If it's a staycation, then maybe you post pictures of other people and places, because you likely have lots of downtime. Maybe put some content behind it like you're actually there, really get into it.

Rain Man 01-04-2022 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 16052144)
Depends on what kind of vacation, I guess.

If you load up on shit to do, you may not have any downtime to browse the internet.

If you plan relaxation time, sitting by the pool only goes so far for me until I'm turning on Netflix or internet browsing, etc.

If it's a staycation, then maybe you post pictures of other people and places, because you likely have lots of downtime. Maybe put some content behind it like you're actually there, really get into it.

Yeah, I'm doing #3.

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kstater 01-04-2022 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 16052144)
Depends on what kind of vacation, I guess.



If you load up on shit to do, you may not have any downtime to browse the internet.



If you plan relaxation time, sitting by the pool only goes so far for me until I'm turning on Netflix or internet browsing, etc.



If it's a staycation, then maybe you post pictures of other people and places, because you likely have lots of downtime. Maybe put some content behind it like you're actually there, really get into it.

So you're saying, if you're doing a staycation, you'd post pictures of say, a girl at a pool, from your house? That seems like an odd thing to do.

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Joe 01-04-2022 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 16040614)
Only one way to know for sure if this is real.

We need her holding a sign that says 'Hello Chiefsplanet' and has a short essay below that, stating her thoughts on Skyline Chili and Hamburger Helper.

Good way to verify.

Whenever I sell a gun on Gunbroker or the old days on Armslist, always put a card by the gun with the date I advertised it along with my screen name. This way, people viewing the gun knows it's actually me listing it (a LOT more scammers on Armslist than Gunbroker IMO, and that's back when Armslist didn't charge anything.

Funny, never saw a sign with that chick. Whatever floats your boat...

Titty Meat 01-04-2022 02:46 PM

If you ordered an escort you're not gonna want pics with her or of her face

Jewish Rabbi 01-04-2022 02:52 PM

Crave did you actually go to Belize or did you change your Zoom background to something tropical and spend a few hours on Chaturbate

Coochie liquor 01-04-2022 03:46 PM

Here’s some actual photos from my trip to PDC, Mexico. And here’s the way he could show us where the picture was taken without posting her face etc. Go to your film roll, scroll to the pictures from Belize, then screenshot it because (at least on iPhone) it will tell you at the top of the photo where you were when it was taken. This first pic is from just outside our resort, and says the location right at the top. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...bbcca998fa.jpg


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Coochie liquor 01-04-2022 03:48 PM

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Titty Meat 01-04-2022 03:50 PM

Nice

Coochie liquor 01-04-2022 03:50 PM

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Coochie liquor 01-04-2022 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 16052394)
Nice

Lmmfao! Damnit, busted!

Coochie liquor 01-04-2022 03:54 PM

The people we hung out with the most were 2 couples from the UK, and a couple from Trinidad. Super cool people. Might have found some people who will go to Barbados with us in 2024.

Monty 01-04-2022 03:58 PM

I'm sorry, but what is this? LMAO

http://i.imgur.com/ls96sVO.jpg

eDave 01-04-2022 04:19 PM

This is me in Yemen last weekend

https://i.ibb.co/y5fX0WP/Yemen.jpg

eDave 01-04-2022 04:27 PM

Then a nice champagne brunch with my friend at the South Pole.

https://i.ibb.co/zhqXN06/South-Pole.jpg

Titty Meat 01-04-2022 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 16052465)
Then a nice champagne brunch with my friend at the South Pole.

https://i.ibb.co/p3S4KHB/South-Pole.jpg

Is that the chick u ate out?

eDave 01-04-2022 04:35 PM

One of them.

Coochie liquor 01-04-2022 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Monty (Post 16052410)
I'm sorry, but what is this? LMAO

http://i.imgur.com/ls96sVO.jpg

Lmmfao, the resort always takes lots of pics to buy. We usually do a couple funny ones. We have one from Jamaica where we’re sitting at dinner and she’s holding a knife to my throat.

threebag 01-04-2022 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 16052395)

You use a selfie stick? Or a drone?

Coochie liquor 01-04-2022 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 16052495)
You use a selfie stick? Or a drone?

Neither. The pathway was at a slight decline, and I held my phone above my head to take it. I’ve never used a selfie stick, or flown a drone.

Pablo 01-04-2022 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 16052383)
Here’s some actual photos from my trip to PDC, Mexico. And here’s the way he could show us where the picture was taken without posting her face etc. Go to your film roll, scroll to the pictures from Belize, then screenshot it because (at least on iPhone) it will tell you at the top of the photo where you were when it was taken. This first pic is from just outside our resort, and says the location right at the top. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...bbcca998fa.jpg


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To be fair, Crave does seem like an Android poor.

eDave 01-04-2022 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 16052584)
To be fair, Crave does seem like an Android poor.

Android has the same screenshot feature and takes better pictures.

BigRedChief 01-04-2022 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 16052144)

If it's a staycation, then maybe you post pictures of other people and places, because you likely have lots of downtime. Maybe put some content behind it like you're actually there, really get into it.

I take for granted where I live way too often. This am in my neighborhood.

We should do an off season thread where people post the beauty in their own neighborhood. I’d bet every poster has something beautiful near them.

Pablo 01-04-2022 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 16052605)
I take for granted where I live way too often. This am in my neighborhood.

We should do an off season thread where people post the beauty in their own neighborhood. I’d bet every poster has something beautiful near them.

Whoa, you're down in Louisiana right? That's bayou beauty I guess.

Jewish Rabbi 01-04-2022 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 16052605)
I take for granted where I live way too often. This am in my neighborhood.

We should do an off season thread where people post the beauty in their own neighborhood. I’d bet every poster has something beautiful near them.

Damn, what part of Independence do you live in?

Titty Meat 01-04-2022 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 16052605)
I take for granted where I live way too often. This am in my neighborhood.

We should do an off season thread where people post the beauty in their own neighborhood. I’d bet every poster has something beautiful near them.

Those fishing lines wouldn't be the only thing bobbin if I was on that island with you

BigRedChief 01-04-2022 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 16052704)
Those fishing lines wouldn't be the only thing bobbin if I was on that island with you

that sounds exciting. Can my wife watch?

Titty Meat 01-04-2022 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 16052754)
that sounds exciting. Can my wife watch?

Does she peg?

BigCatDaddy 01-04-2022 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 16052605)
I take for granted where I live way too often. This am in my neighborhood.

We should do an off season thread where people post the beauty in their own neighborhood. I’d bet every poster has something beautiful near them.

Probably just a lot of selfies.

Iowanian 01-04-2022 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 16051630)
We’re back.

Zero excursions, just a lot of sex and lounging by various pools.

10/10

I’m just curious if you scheduled your bulls or if she just picked them up at the swim up bars.

I hope she had the courtesy to at least let you have a turn or two.

dlphg9 01-04-2022 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 16052383)
Here’s some actual photos from my trip to PDC, Mexico. And here’s the way he could show us where the picture was taken without posting her face etc. Go to your film roll, scroll to the pictures from Belize, then screenshot it because (at least on iPhone) it will tell you at the top of the photo where you were when it was taken. This first pic is from just outside our resort, and says the location right at the top. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...bbcca998fa.jpg


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Lmao, Cave is frantically searching trip advisor for some pics to edit or hes gonna come up with a made up excuse, like "My phone was lodged in her pussy, so every time I got a call from one of my twinks, she'd get off". This is the realist thread on this site!

TimeForWasp 01-05-2022 12:20 AM

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I was in Placenta when I was very very ver very young. I don't remember it at all.

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scho63 01-05-2022 11:07 AM

I was in Placencia once. That Spanish whore gave me the Clap.

Coochie liquor 01-05-2022 11:18 AM

Actual footage of Cave partying in Belize on NYE.

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scho63 01-05-2022 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 16052465)
Then a nice champagne brunch with my friend at the South Pole.

https://i.ibb.co/p3S4KHB/South-Pole.jpg

If you double dogged dared her to stick her tongue on your pole it may have frozen and stuck to it.

Coochie liquor 01-05-2022 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 16052465)
Then a nice champagne brunch with my friend at the South Pole.

https://i.ibb.co/p3S4KHB/South-Pole.jpg

I’m gonna have to call bullshit on this one eDave. I’m pretty sure I read everything in the South Pole is upside down. Not seeing it, bruh!

Monty 01-05-2022 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 16052492)
Lmmfao, the resort always takes lots of pics to buy. We usually do a couple funny ones. We have one from Jamaica where we’re sitting at dinner and she’s holding a knife to my throat.

That could be more reality than intended, that's cool. :thumb:

Coochie liquor 01-17-2022 08:52 PM

Found who Crave took to “Belize” with him. She’s got sexy feet.

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ChiTown 01-17-2022 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 16084495)
Found who Crave took to “Belize” with him. She’s got sexy feet.

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LMAOLMAO

“Vajankle”? That is awesome LMAO

Titty Meat 01-17-2022 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 16084495)
Found who Crave took to “Belize” with him. She’s got sexy feet.

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So that's where my pocket pussy went

Coochie liquor 01-17-2022 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 16084512)
So that's where my pocket pussy went

Damn, how big are your pockets? Cargo pant??

Pablo 08-25-2022 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 16084495)
Found who Crave took to “Belize” with him. She’s got sexy feet.

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This checks out

Coochie liquor 08-25-2022 02:41 PM

Crave is probably the guy who got Covid, Monkeypox, and AIDS. We know for a fact he lied about this trip.

Jewish Rabbi 08-25-2022 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 16428301)
Crave is probably the guy who got Covid, Monkeypox, and AIDS. We know for a fact he lied about this trip.

Monkeypox would imply he had sex, so probably not him.

Perineum Ripper 08-25-2022 02:50 PM

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dmahurin 08-25-2022 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 16428314)
Monkeypox would imply he had sex, so probably not him.

It could be implying some guy had sex with him though

threebag 08-25-2022 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 16428314)
Monkeypox would imply he had sex, so probably not him.

Claynus?

Titty Meat 08-25-2022 03:43 PM

U got the Trifecta bruh

MarkDavis'Haircut 08-25-2022 04:04 PM

Hall of Classics nomination.

Halfcan 08-25-2022 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 16428301)
Crave is probably the guy who got Covid, Monkeypox, and AIDS. We know for a fact he lied about this trip.

ROFL

How pathetic!

ToxSocks 08-25-2022 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 16084495)
Found who Crave took to “Belize” with him. She’s got sexy feet.

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lol wtf

Coochie liquor 08-25-2022 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Halfcan (Post 16428522)
ROFL

How pathetic!

How bad does your life have to be to lie to a bunch of people you’ve never met, and act like you’re doing something like this? This loser couldn’t get laid at a Weight Watchers convention with a box of twinkies.

Coochie liquor 08-25-2022 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 16017824)
Nope.

She’s a size queen.

Edit: the gf says you “would have no idea what to do with me if he had me. Big dick/secure men don’t respond like that.”

Look at this comedy. Crave has a stubbie!! ROFLROFLROFL

rabblerouser 08-25-2022 06:26 PM

Classic

Halfcan 08-25-2022 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 16428542)
How bad does your life have to be to lie to a bunch of people you’ve never met, and act like you’re doing something like this? This loser couldn’t get laid at a Weight Watchers convention with a box of twinkies.

LMAO

Wow, how embarrassing. I bet his girlfriend was even hotter than Manti Teo's?

Jewish Rabbi 08-25-2022 07:10 PM

Wonder what he named his “girlfriend” ? Probably something reeruned like Janet

threebag 08-25-2022 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 16428915)
Wonder what he named his “girlfriend” ? Probably something reeruned like Janet

ROFL

Titty Meat 08-25-2022 07:12 PM

Manti Johnson

smithandrew051 08-25-2022 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 16018031)
Small dick energy is posting a picture of your “girlfriend” on a football message board when no one ****ing asked or cares.

If there is a Hall of Fame for all time CP clap backs, then this is a first ballot entry

Halfcan 08-25-2022 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 16428917)
Manti Johnson

:LOL:

Yep!

Halfcan 08-25-2022 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 16084495)
Found who Crave took to “Belize” with him. She’s got sexy feet.

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His Girlfriend's name is Janet Vajankle.

threebag 08-25-2022 07:33 PM

LMAO

scho63 08-25-2022 08:41 PM

This thread got burst!

BigCatDaddy 08-25-2022 08:55 PM

Cave another PB mult? Can't be a real person making this shit up.

Bump 08-25-2022 09:25 PM

wait, he made up this whole vacation? lol but why

MarkDavis'Haircut 08-25-2022 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 16428915)
Wonder what he named his “girlfriend” ? Probably something reeruned like Janet

Rosie Palms

threebag 08-26-2022 04:02 AM

Terry Cloth

BWillie 08-26-2022 08:24 AM

Im surprised still posts after being caught

rabblerouser 08-26-2022 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by BWillie (Post 16429846)
Im surprised still posts after being caught

Acts like every single swinging dick on this board doesn't chuckle to hisself while thinking "****ing Belize" every single time he posts, too

ROFL

New World Order 08-26-2022 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 16429863)
You guys didn’t catch shit.

Still dating her and we’re considering Greece in October.

Greece, Missouri?

ChiTown 08-26-2022 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 16429863)
You guys didn’t catch shit.

Still dating her and we’re considering Greece in October.

https://c.tenor.com/2Fo4MGHFfq0AAAAM/friends-rachel.gif

Iowanian 08-26-2022 09:08 AM

So when is the data dump of her Hope Solo photo spread?

BWillie 08-26-2022 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 16429863)
You guys didn’t catch shit.

Still dating her and we’re considering Greece in October.

I'm considering the moons of Jupiter for my birthday. Len dawson and the dinosaurs are gonna be there

Titty Meat 08-26-2022 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Cave Johnson (Post 16429863)
You guys didn’t catch shit.

Still dating her and we’re considering Greece in October.

Of course we didn't we all strapped up when we ****ed her

Pablo 08-26-2022 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by BWillie (Post 16429943)
I'm considering the moons of Jupiter for my birthday. Len dawson and the dinosaurs are gonna be there

LMAO

Still more believable than Belize


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