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Well, this thread is headed to the HOC.

Getting close but we need a little more burst

This is...awesome. There are so many fun ways to play this; it's going to take the skill of a surgeon and an Aaron Stampler-like performance not to blow it.

That is not the end goal here.

THREAD REACTIVATED

This thread lived close to you?

Does the non-awesome Bearcat live close to this girl?

I live close to a place that was close to where this girl lived.

Hopefully things pickup tonight.

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Just curious...what do these people get out of doing this? Seems kinda weird impersonating someone else.

Lots of people fall for catfishing. You can make a pretty good living scamming people like this.

I think you should slowly transform your online persona into a psychopath, and see just how much he/she is willing to put up with for a shot at your money.

Start out with comments that are questionable, but easily explainable. Then move on to name calling and hint at getting violent with her if she doesn't obey you. Keep ramping it up over time until you tell her you're fantasizing about jerking off while wearing her skin like a poncho. LMAO

Tell her that you love her.

ROFL

Maybe she'll report him to the FBI.

He’s going to end up on the No Fly List by the end of this

Young William Shatner...

NOOO, don't do it. It may ruin things and I'm entertained by this thread. :D

You move to the front of the "troll line".


And then get a free CP account.



Only allowed in DC

Hahaha

So I’m still lost. Does she just up and ask him for money at some point or something?

That's my guess.

You should ask her what her stance is on air fryers.

Pretty sure one of two things is coming.

1. She wants to come see him, but she doesn’t have the money to do so. She starts talking dirty about what she would do if she could see him. He volunteers to send her the money.

2. She lets him get as serious as possible. Then she hits him with some sort of sob story where she needs a few thousand bucks.

Not sure how dudes fall for this. Hookers are normally cheaper.

“Spent the night dreaming of you gorgeous”

“Sounds good”

Lmfao. She sounds like my wife when I’m in trouble.

Don't forget to give her a piggyback ride. Works every time, I hear.

Tell her that her living room furniture looks great from the street

You are a sicko dude.

Haven’t heard that one before.

That’s a good one.

Classic

So is this an Indian guy trying to scam you for money or is it a different girl using this porn star’s pictures?

It's legit. Your mom sent me the same message this morning

find the pic of Hometeam's tat, and send it to her and claim it as your own.


better yet a pic of Fisty McTatt and tell her you're into puppetry / and use your character your invented "Fisty" to read to children.

Check Groupon for helicopter tours as well.

She doesn’t have much time to text in the mornings. She’s been working the AM shift at Bazooka’s.

Tell her you want to give her a Hungarian gas mask

Please refer to him as m’lady from here on out to get them panties dropped

Send "her" a text and ask for a dick pic

It’s Stephanie in Massachusetts who sells jewelry.

ROFL

I think I'm lost, too. So do we have a pic of the real Stephanie from Lowell that makes jewelry?

This girl lives close to Uganda.

Demand a video chat...

Did we hit a standstill?

I think he went to Price Chopper to send a quick Western Union.

There’s a Stephanie in Lowell MA who is 41 and has a businesses making jewelry. TLO found her too, but we didn’t post the pictures. She’s on various social media outlets, including FB.

As opposed to the dude in Djibouti who wants to give you blueballs and clean out your bank accounts? Nah.

fine! i just tested some of my weed

KChiefs1 if you're going to hijack the "This girl lived close to you" thread you need to pick up the pace and escalate this situation much faster than you are.

Ask if she has ever had her ass smeared with chives and sour cream and bent over a chrome dinette set.

Tell her your dick died and then ask if you can bury it in her ass

Two Girls, One Baked Potato

I’m running on her speed.

This girl lived close to you?
 

"Sounds good" lmao

Sole jewelry? Does she make toe rings or something?

I think tomorrow morning you should send some nonsensical comment or negative news just to see if you get the same texts.


I walked my elephant like I do every morning and was feeling a bit purple when I got to the office and decided to jump out the window into the garden of AIDS trees."

Sounds good...

I like that idea. And then the next day, follow it up with "I won't be around tomorrow. I have to meet with the captain of my boat crew about some maintenance issues."

At least ask her if she likes movies about gladiators and if she’s ever seen a grown man naked.

Send me the digits.

I'll get some burst

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

That's so cringy. Tell her/him to video chat or GTFO.

Yeah this shit’s makin my penis soft

Feeling like a middle school Yahoo chat up in here.

You know it's like a 17 year old boy on the other end of this.

This reminds me of a business trip that I went on before Covid. I stopped in a small town for dinner and the only place open was a bar. So I sat at the bar as required. Some woman sitting a couple of seats away started chatting me up - it wasn't flirting or anything, just bar talk. It was an older woman who, if I may speak frankly, was not probably going to have a lot of luck flirting. And she was pretty drunk, so it wasn't really very enjoyable to me. She was a real estate agent, and as she toddled away eventually she gave me her business card for some reason. It made me chuckle because for some reason Realtors always have their photos on business cards, and her photo was the most photoshopped thing ever. It made her look 10 years younger, 30 pounds lighter, and with a movie star face.

On that note, why do Realtors put their pictures on their business cards, yard signs, etc.? You don't see that in other professions.

On a serious note, be careful about sharing any other pics that this person sends you.

If he or she stole them from a real person, then I’d hate to see you get looped into a “revenge porn” issue.

How does one get into this "revenge porn"

Asking for the other Avalanche loving Bearcat

Go Red Wongs!

None of the realty crones in my neck of the woods have ever mastered anything in Photoshop beyond the Blur tool. They as sure hell know how to use that one though. Every time I drive by one of their signs I have to double check to make sure my contacts haven't fallen out.

I know...I was expecting a full on press for whatever they want. Very slow. I’m moving it along though.

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I'm guessing 47.

What if KChiefs1 is actually working the long con on all of us?

The grift within the grift. It’s brilliant really.

I think you are being a bit too obsessive and repetitive with her looks. I think people that do this like being the ones in control and controlling the conversation. They want someone vulnerable and I think this person probably senses you are messing with them. They look for the person who is emotionally hurting and needy.

Nah.......


it's me.

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What would you text them?

Ask him to pay your phone bill.

This had potential, unfortunately it has the burst of Junior Siavii.

Also why do they seem to have a severe tilt to their photos? I mean why can't they just take their pictures straight up and down, but instead look like they are tilted over like the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

In defense of KChiefs1 and this lame exchange, I'm pretty sure he's interacting with a bot. The answers/conversation are very similar to that bot app somebody posted on CP a few months back where the app is supposed to have some learning AI and develop a personality over time based on your interaction. I'm not sure what the end game is of whomever has set this up. Might be more of an identity theft or blackmail angle than straight up trying to get you to send money. There's probably a decent percentage of guys that would have sent a dick pic by now, so maybe that's something they just toss out a wide net for and harvest/blackmail.