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Hootie 04-16-2009 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5675177)
I like sleeping with only one man at a time, and it's easier if he's in the same bed with me.
I generally sleep 15 hours a day...sometimes more. I go on long drinking binges that require that much sleep for ample recovery time...

when I happen to have a girl with me in my bed...I can't sleep...I stare...I hate life...I hate people in my bed. It drives me insane. IF I get married...my bed is going to be a double king and she's sleeping on the floor.

Katipan 04-16-2009 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 5675180)
who's talking about sleeping here?
More than one man and it's too much snoring.

Nzoner 04-16-2009 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5675181)
Did she carry the picture of it around, have it posted on her locker door, perhaps with a heart drawn around the two of you?!!!
As far as i know no photography was involved just this wacko's mental pic of us in the tub together at 2,of course I'm not totally innocent here there was that time at age 7 we played doctor...

Katipan 04-16-2009 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5675185)
I generally sleep 15 hours a day...sometimes more. I go on long drinking binges that require that much sleep for ample recovery time...

when I happen to have a girl with me in my bed...I can't sleep...I stare...I hate life...I hate people in my bed. It drives me insane. IF I get married...my bed is going to be a double king and she's sleeping on the floor.
Yeah but you're still a baby. If you're still alive at 30 you'll re-read the stuff you've posted on CP and wonder how you're still alive and functioning. You can tell us about your marital demands when you're done sowing your oats, steve's oats, and whoever the hell else's oats.

gblowfish 04-16-2009 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5675178)
it's my world, all you homos are just living in it!
Lighten up, Francis...

Katipan 04-16-2009 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 5675187)
As far as i know no photography was involved just this wacko's mental pic of us in the tub together at 2,of course I'm not totally innocent here there was that time at age 7 we played doctor...
She was a proctologist, huh.

Hootie 04-16-2009 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Metrolike (Post 5675183)
Dude, one of these days you're going to get burned, karma's a bitch.
LMAO

NO MORALS + NO CONVICTIONS = NO THREADS LIKE THIS

Like I said...it's MY world, and you're just living in it Metrolike. And in my world, karma doesn't exist...and in my world, ice cream socials and herpes are all I live for.

stevieray 04-16-2009 10:03 AM
Run like the wind, Forrest..

sorry man...bummer.

Gonzo 04-16-2009 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5675194)
LMAO

NO MORALS + NO CONVICTIONS = NO THREADS LIKE THIS

Like I said...it's MY world, and you're just living in it Metrolike. And in my world, karma doesn't exist...and in my world, ice cream socials and herpes are all I live for.
ROFL
Soda through my nose on this one.

LMAO

Hootie 04-16-2009 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5675189)
Yeah but you're still a baby. If you're still alive at 30 you'll re-read the stuff you've posted on CP and wonder how you're still alive and functioning. You can tell us about your marital demands when you're done sowing your oats, steve's oats, and whoever the hell else's oats.
I highly doubt this.

If my life boiled down to being an awesome waiter and getting drunk and waking up naked in random places for the rest of my life...I'd say I lived a pretty damn good life!

Some people like working hard, some people like accomplishing goals...I like pacman video games and slutty whores. Does that make me less of a person? I saw this dude when I was in Vegas who had a super, tiny, deformed head...I felt bad. I CAN FEEL.

RJ 04-16-2009 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by RustShack (Post 5674550)
Say you've been with a girl for awhile, and your about to move in together. She goes to the bars with a few friends once every week or two and doesn't like you to come with. Her friend meets a guy and they start hanging out with his friends, and after a few weeks your girlfriend is going to a movie alone with one of the friends but she says its "just as friends". What would you do or think?

She's probably already banging him. If not, she's close. Either way, there is no future there. Walk away with your dignity intact and be glad this happened sooner rather than later.

Jilly 04-16-2009 10:06 AM
Hootie, I don't remember you always being this super obnoxious? Is it that I'm not very observant or have you just stepped it into high gear?

Pants 04-16-2009 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5675199)
I highly doubt this.

If my life boiled down to being an awesome waiter and getting drunk and waking up naked in random places for the rest of my life...I'd say I lived a pretty damn good life!

Some people like working hard, some people like accomplishing goals...I like pacman video games and slutty whores. Does that make me less of a person? I saw this dude when I was in Vegas who had a super, tiny, deformed head...I felt bad. I CAN FEEL.
roffel, come back and tell us how you feel when you're waiting at the age of 40 and the only girls you can get are the ones you have to pay for.

Jilly 04-16-2009 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5675193)
She was a proctologist, huh.
Ba dum dum...

wow, you've really been on your toes lately here!

luv 04-16-2009 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5675203)
Hootie, I don't remember you always being this super obnoxious? Is it that I'm not very observant or have you just stepped it into high gear?
I think maybe he's gone into off season mode. He's sharing more about his life than I do!

Gonzo 04-16-2009 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5675199)
I highly doubt this.

If my life boiled down to being an awesome waiter and getting drunk and waking up naked in random places for the rest of my life...I'd say I lived a pretty damn good life!

Some people like working hard, some people like accomplishing goals...I like pacman video games and slutty whores. Does that make me less of a person? I saw this dude when I was in Vegas who had a super, tiny, deformed head...I felt bad. I CAN FEEL.
Yeah, but youstill let guys piss on you so....

You've got that going for you, which is nice.

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w...rayUnkempt.jpg

Crashride 04-16-2009 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5675163)
I think sometimes they can though. I have guys who I took baths with when I was 2, you know? Their parents were best friends with mine. They're like brothers and the thought of being with any of them in that kind of way is just gross.
I hear this kind of thing all the time so...If you went up to one of them and said "come to my room I need sex BAD! and I've always thought you were hot..." you cant convince me for one second that the guy wouldn't sprint to that room and be ready before you get there.

Hootie 04-16-2009 10:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5675203)
Hootie, I don't remember you always being this super obnoxious? Is it that I'm not very observant or have you just stepped it into high gear?
my xbox red ****ing lighted...

Rewind one month.

Typical day in the life of me...

5 PM - wake up
5:30 PM - wash marker off of my face from night before
5:45 PM - sign into xbox live
7:30 PM - punch wall really hard after losing a game of doubles because I did something stupid
9 PM - last game
9:30 PM - really, last game
10 PM - last game
10:05 PM - shower time
10:19 PM - bar time
4 AM - blackout time

DO YOU SEE WHAT NOT HAVING AN XBOX HAS DONE TO ME?! I'VE BEEN UP BEFORE 5 PM FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT! IF SOMEONE BUYS ME AN XBOX (CANT CUT INTO MY BOOZE MONEY) I SWEAR I WILL DELETE MY ACCOUNT AND ONLY RETURN AS A LURKER. THAT'S A PROMISE. $200 IS ALL IT WILL TAKE.

Hootie 04-16-2009 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Metrolike (Post 5675205)
roffel, come back and tell us how you feel when you're waiting at the age of 40 and the only girls you can get are the ones you have to pay for.
when you can juggle knives the way I can, you'll never have to pay for sex...write that down

The Franchise 04-16-2009 10:11 AM
What the hell happened to him? Maybe he's booting her ass out right now.

Jilly 04-16-2009 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Crashride (Post 5675214)
I hear this kind of thing all the time so...If you went up to one of them and said "come to my room I need sex BAD! and I've always thought you were hot..." you cant convince me for one second that the guy wouldn't sprint to that room and be ready before you get there.
1. Would never come up because I would never want to say that to them
2. I bet they would refuse....because it would ruin things forever and I think 30 year friendship are pretty darn hard to find and replace.

Donger 04-16-2009 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5675203)
Hootie, I don't remember you always being this super obnoxious? Is it that I'm not very observant or have you just stepped it into high gear?
I don't know about you, but I await each Hootie post with barely contained anticipation.

Nzoner 04-16-2009 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5675220)
$200 IS ALL IT WILL TAKE.
Shit for a waiter as good as you that should be no problem.

doomy3 04-16-2009 10:13 AM
Uh, is anyone else worried about RustShack? Kinda weird to start a thread like this, then just disappear without posting in it...

Gonzo 04-16-2009 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5675220)
my xbox red ****ing lighted...

Rewind one month.

Typical day in the life of me...

5 PM - wake up
5:30 PM - wash marker off of my face from night before
5:45 PM - sign into xbox live
7:30 PM - punch wall really hard after losing a game of doubles because I did something stupid
9 PM - last game
9:30 PM - really, last game
10 PM - last game
10:05 PM - shower time
10:19 PM - bar time
4 AM - blackout time

DO YOU SEE WHAT NOT HAVING AN XBOX HAS DONE TO ME?! I'VE BEEN UP BEFORE 5 PM FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT! IF SOMEONE BUYS ME AN XBOX (CANT CUT INTO MY BOOZE MONEY) I SWEAR I WILL DELETE MY ACCOUNT AND ONLY RETURN AS A LURKER. THAT'S A PROMISE. $200 IS ALL IT WILL TAKE.


I thought we were in agreement on a day in the life of Hootie...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...&postcount=184

Crashride 04-16-2009 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5675224)
1. Would never come up because I would never want to say that to them
2. I bet they would refuse....because it would ruin things forever and I think 30 year friendship are pretty darn hard to find and replace.
Of course it wouldnt come up lol This is just a situation if you DID go up to them. Assuming you and the said friend were single, I highly doubt he would refuse if he was attracted in any way. I dont think you realize how much of a dog guys can be.

Nzoner 04-16-2009 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by doomy3 (Post 5675230)
Uh, is anyone else worried about RustShack? Kinda weird to start a thread like this, then just disappear without posting in it...
If CNN breaks with another mass shooting story,I'll get worried

RJ 04-16-2009 10:14 AM
He probably went to the movies.

Hootie 04-16-2009 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 5675228)
Shit for a waiter as good as you that should be no problem.
I am currently unemployed asshole.

I have to get a job this summer though :cuss: But I already have that lined up...and then I will be throwing dollar bills all over the place.

Crashride 04-16-2009 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by doomy3 (Post 5675230)
Uh, is anyone else worried about RustShack? Kinda weird to start a thread like this, then just disappear without posting in it...
It probably hit the fan and he to bummed to just chill on the net

Gonzo 04-16-2009 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5675242)
I am currently unemployed asshole.

I have to get a job this summer though :cuss: But I already have that lined up...and then I will be throwing dollar bills all over the place.
Here you go brah...

Smothered, topped, chopped and diced for your pleasure...

http://www.wafflehouse.com/restaurant.htm

Skip Towne 04-16-2009 10:17 AM
Why aren't we getting any input from Claythan on this matter? There is no reason Hootie should be getting all the attention here. Well, except Hootie is a whore..

Hootie 04-16-2009 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 5675233)
I thought we were in agreement on a day in the life of Hootie...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...&postcount=184
that's accurate enough...although I don't have a job currently and haven't played halo (to the chagrins of n00bs everywhere) in over a week...

some girl I met last night was complaining about getting drunk three nights in a row...

LMAO

Bitch I won a bet a few months ago that I could get blacked out drunk for an entire month in a row. I drank so much I started spitting blood every morning. THAT'S DEDICATION.

Hootie 04-16-2009 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 5675251)
Here you go brah...

Smothered, topped, chopped and diced for your pleasure...

http://www.wafflehouse.com/restaurant.htm
Nope. Already landed a bartending job at a pizza place...I don't even know what that means, but it sounds easy...which means I can land a whole new crop of really young hostesses...

Jilly 04-16-2009 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Crashride (Post 5675237)
Of course it wouldnt come up lol This is just a situation if you DID go up to them. Assuming you and the said friend were single, I highly doubt he would refuse if he was attracted in any way. I dont think you realize how much of a dog guys can be.
My forever optimism thinks that they would have greater will power to know that it was just a moment of weakness and would respect me...

but I also think the thought would repulse them as well. Seriously, these are guys who I played kickball with, climbed trees with, and hid under tables with in the basement in tornadoes. I went through their parents divorcing with them, grandfathers dying, and lots of other challenges. We went through puberty together without messing with each other...if we made it through all of that, then I think we're good.

Nzoner 04-16-2009 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5675242)
I am a currently unemployed asshole.
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Hootie 04-16-2009 10:21 AM
oh, and, I forgot to add the fact that, with MLB.TV, I watched 12 hours of baseball yesterday...too bad my fantasy teams are horrible...I was really banking on winning that $500 from my roto league that I'm currently in last in...I think I already spent that money, too.

Gonzo 04-16-2009 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5675257)
Nope. Already landed a bartending job at a pizza place...I don't even know what that means, but it sounds easy...which means I can land a whole new crop of really young hostesses...
Heh.. Yep, summer vacation is right around the corner. Maybe you'll get lucky and a brownie troop will come in to celebrate selling all those cookies.

Jilly 04-16-2009 10:23 AM
Hootie, do we need to start a new thread just for you to vent and tell us about yourself?

Hootie 04-16-2009 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 5675260)
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Whatever...

I like you guys. ChiefsPlanet is awesome...I read through threads when I wake up and laugh out loud a lot...it's awesome. We have some witty, intelligent people on this site that I simply adore.

In fact, I don't like you guys, I LOVE you guys.

seclark 04-16-2009 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5675267)
Hootie, do we need to start a new thread just for you to vent and tell us about yourself?
hell, he's already got about 50 of them.
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Sure-Oz 04-16-2009 10:24 AM
This went from a rustshack to a hootie thread in about 12 pages

Hootie 04-16-2009 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5675267)
Hootie, do we need to start a new thread just for you to vent and tell us about yourself?
Will you promise to participate?

Nzoner 04-16-2009 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 5675266)
Heh.. Yep, summer vacation is right around the corner. Maybe you'll get lucky and a brownie troop will come in to celebrate selling all those cookies.
Sounds like they neglected to tell him the bartending was of the salad bar.

Hootie 04-16-2009 10:25 AM
Alright fine...I'll go hi-jack a thread on a different site...or maybe I'll just watch the Braves game.

Sorry.

Jilly 04-16-2009 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5675275)
Will you promise to participate?
Yes, I will, as long as you stop turning all the other threads into threads about you? Deal?

Sure-Oz 04-16-2009 10:26 AM
I'm suprised Rustshack hasn't responded, hope he is ok

Lumpy 04-16-2009 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 5675278)
Sounds like they neglected to tell him the bartending was of the salad bar.
So what ur saying is Hootie will be tossing salad?

Gonzo 04-16-2009 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5675275)
Will you promise to participate?
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...91#post5675291

Jilly 04-16-2009 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 5675286)
I'm suprised Rustshack hasn't responded, hope he is ok
Has he logged in since then?

Hootie 04-16-2009 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 5675278)
Sounds like they neglected to tell him the bartending was of the salad bar.
well that would make sense...it's not good business to have a mexican man down a food station that is visible to the customers...a clean shaven white guy like me would be the perfect salad bar attendant.

in the restaurant industry, we like to hide our illegal mexicans in the back and pretend we have a chef...but to their credit, those mother ****ers can cook! I'm not kidding, seeing those dudes multi-task is a thing of beauty.

If I ever own anything, my employees are all going to be Mexican...

Iowanian 04-16-2009 10:29 AM
So, Since you're going to be done with this chic, would you mind giving gochiefs her numbah and AIM?

Just saying.

Pants 04-16-2009 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 5675286)
I'm suprised Rustshack hasn't responded, hope he is ok
Yeah, either this thread is fake or he's going through a very rough time right now to where CP isn't occupying any of his thoughts. The shit might have hit the fan.

Nzoner 04-16-2009 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 5675287)
So what ur saying is Hootie will be tossing salad?
Lumpy is a-ok reminds me alot of Jenny Gump

Iowanian 04-16-2009 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Brock (Post 5674872)
Call her right now and dump her. Seriously.
I have a better idea.

Post her number and I'll call her for you and post the transcript of the conversation here.

I'll be in your area early next week for a couple of days, maybe I could go with you and I'll dump her, kindoflike your attorney and you take notes and be quiet.

Nzoner 04-16-2009 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Hootie (Post 5675297)
a clean shaven white guy like me would be the perfect salad bar attendant.
just make sure you don't smell like piss

gblowfish 04-16-2009 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 5675287)
So what ur saying is Hootie will be tossing salad?
Note to Hootie: Don't forget to take jelly or syrup to work.

Hootie 04-16-2009 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 5675377)
Note to Hootie: Don't forget to take jelly or syrup to work.
I'm old fashioned...

Lumpy 04-16-2009 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 5675312)
Lumpy is a-ok reminds me alot of Jenny Gump
Thx! Ur sweet. ;)

Dylan 04-16-2009 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5674779)
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RustShack 04-16-2009 12:00 PM
I caught her in at least 10 lies last night.

She thinks her going out to the bars is the same thing as me staying him and playing halo.

She gets pissed if a girl adds me on facebook.

She doesn't see any problem in what shes doing, and said well I'm sorry I told you.

She deletes his text messages and hers back to him.

She thinks there isn't an issue and we shouldn't talk about it.

Jilly 04-16-2009 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by RustShack (Post 5675584)
I caught her in at least 10 lies last night.

She thinks her going out to the bars is the same thing as me staying him and playing halo.

She gets pissed if a girl adds me on facebook.

She doesn't see any problem in what shes doing, and said well I'm sorry I told you.

She deletes his text messages and hers back to him.

She thinks there isn't an issue and we shouldn't talk about it.
At least you found out now.

seclark 04-16-2009 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by RustShack (Post 5675584)
I caught her in at least 10 lies last night.

She thinks her going out to the bars is the same thing as me staying him and playing halo.

She gets pissed if a girl adds me on facebook.

She doesn't see any problem in what shes doing, and said well I'm sorry I told you.

She deletes his text messages and hers back to him.

She thinks there isn't an issue and we shouldn't talk about it.
yep...i'd get away from that.
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Katipan 04-16-2009 12:03 PM
Charming lady.

Pioli Zombie 04-16-2009 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 5674754)
I can't believe you are even asking. You know wtf is going on and you know wtf you should do about it.
I think the reason you posted this is because you got it bad for this chick and you're hoping that maybe just maybe someone on here might post something that will allow you to reason all this out so that you don't have to face the truth. It ain't gonna happen.
The first thing you need to do is get her purse away from her so you can dig through it and find your balls. The next thing is tell her straight up 'It's my way or the highway'.

No, don't even bother with trying to set things straight. The whole thing about her going out with her friends and not wanting you around is her way of getting time away from you so she can still act like she's single. I've got $50 that says she's screwed around on you before and got away with it. Now all she's doing is trying to make it easier to get some strange peter. She probably thinks if she can get you to puss out about her going to the movies with the new meat then she'll be able to screw around anytime she wants.

Man up ! Take her out one last time, get her liquored up, poke her in the but and dump her the next day.
Will you be my coach??
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Jilly 04-16-2009 12:04 PM
what's your facebook? I'll add you so she can get more pissed!

Katipan 04-16-2009 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by RustShack (Post 5675584)
I caught her in at least 10 lies last night.

She thinks her going out to the bars is the same thing as me staying him and playing halo.

She gets pissed if a girl adds me on facebook.

She doesn't see any problem in what shes doing, and said well I'm sorry I told you.

She deletes his text messages and hers back to him.

She thinks there isn't an issue and we shouldn't talk about it.
Everyone was quoting your post I felt left out.

wutamess 04-16-2009 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by RustShack (Post 5675584)
I caught her in at least 10 lies last night.

She thinks her going out to the bars is the same thing as me staying him and playing halo.

She gets pissed if a girl adds me on facebook.

She doesn't see any problem in what shes doing, and said well I'm sorry I told you.

She deletes his text messages and hers back to him.

She thinks there isn't an issue and we shouldn't talk about it.
And why are you even conditioning your brain to POSSIBLY consider to move in with her? There's more to this story. Nobody's THIS naive.

shitgoose 04-16-2009 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by RustShack (Post 5675584)
I caught her in at least 10 lies last night.

She thinks her going out to the bars is the same thing as me staying him and playing halo.

She gets pissed if a girl adds me on facebook.

She doesn't see any problem in what shes doing, and said well I'm sorry I told you.

She deletes his text messages and hers back to him.

She thinks there isn't an issue and we shouldn't talk about it.
At least this has all come to light before she moved in with you.

eazyb81 04-16-2009 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by RustShack (Post 5675584)
I caught her in at least 10 lies last night.

She thinks her going out to the bars is the same thing as me staying him and playing halo.

She gets pissed if a girl adds me on facebook.

She doesn't see any problem in what shes doing, and said well I'm sorry I told you.

She deletes his text messages and hers back to him.

She thinks there isn't an issue and we shouldn't talk about it.
Wow. Get rid of her now.

This is not someone you want to be in a relationship with.

MOhillbilly 04-16-2009 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by RustShack (Post 5675584)
I caught her in at least 10 lies last night.

She thinks her going out to the bars is the same thing as me staying him and playing halo.

She gets pissed if a girl adds me on facebook.

She doesn't see any problem in what shes doing, and said well I'm sorry I told you.

She deletes his text messages and hers back to him.

She thinks there isn't an issue and we shouldn't talk about it.
sounds like her mind games have been working.

Run like the wind and never look back. This type of female will say whatever to whom ever to make herself look right.
she has the demon.;)

DeezNutz 04-16-2009 12:10 PM
I wouldn't even waste my valuable sperm on ****ing her one last time.

Be glad you found all this out now before you moved in together. Sucks now, but you're very fortunate.

sedated 04-16-2009 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by RustShack (Post 5675584)
She deletes his text messages and hers back to him.
other than finding them fuggin in your bed, I can't think of a better reason to dump a chick.


even in the .00001% chance she's not fuggin him, she seems to have no clue how to respect her boyfriend and relationship.

Donger 04-16-2009 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by RustShack (Post 5675584)
I caught her in at least 10 lies last night.

She thinks her going out to the bars is the same thing as me staying him and playing halo.

She gets pissed if a girl adds me on facebook.

She doesn't see any problem in what shes doing, and said well I'm sorry I told you.

She deletes his text messages and hers back to him.

She thinks there isn't an issue and we shouldn't talk about it.
Eh. Find a new one, with fewer miles and more options.

rockymtnchief 04-16-2009 12:11 PM
Man, the board is slackin' today. Where's the antifreeze suggestions?

keg in kc 04-16-2009 12:11 PM
Jesus, dump her yesterday.

Katipan 04-16-2009 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5675620)
I wouldn't even waste my valuable sperm on ****ing her one last time.

Be glad you found all this out now before you moved in together. Sucks now, but you're very fortunate.
Just what is the black market value for your sperm?

Inquiring entrepreneurial minds need to know.

sedated 04-16-2009 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 5675620)
I wouldn't even waste my valuable sperm on ****ing her one last time.
well...I wouldn't go that far.

Make sure you wear a rubber, dude. She gets around. Like a record.

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Buehler445 04-16-2009 12:13 PM
Gat damn, Shack. Sorry to hear this.

Please please please dump her. Nothing good will come of this.
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Katipan 04-16-2009 12:16 PM
She wouldn't act like this if you were as good at Halo as Hootie is.


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