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Mr. Kotter 02-12-2005 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by go bo
hmmmmmm...

is that rob's house?

Either way, Duhnise or Me....Phil is screwed.

Personally, I think he wants me.... :hmmm:

ChiefsFanatik88 02-12-2005 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter
Seriously though, why stick it where the poopy comes out? :shake:

On that matter, Why stick it where the piss comes out? or the saliva?

Cause it feels good. For you and her. she gets off on it too.

go bo 02-12-2005 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsFanatik88
On that matter, Why stick it where the piss comes out? or the saliva?

Cause it feels good. For you and her. she gets off on it too.

saliva?

ewwwwwwwwwwwww...

Nzoner 02-12-2005 02:40 AM

I had a girlfriend who told me her ex bf liked anal beads and she asked if I wanted to try it.I told her.........

















NO

go bo 02-12-2005 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner 338
I had a girlfriend who told me her ex bf liked anal beads and she asked if I wanted to try it.I told her.........

















NO

actually, you missed out on some amazing sensations...

Nzoner 02-12-2005 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by go bo
actually, you missed out on some amazing sensations...

Actually,she took me up on my counter offer,that was amazing too. :D

And a whole other thread

chiefs4me 02-12-2005 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
That's in my sig for the benefit of one person. Just a little shout out to show what an incredible genious I am. Heh.



We already knew that..Or you just wanting someones attention?;)

Is that the neighborhood you are moving to?:hmmm:

BIG_DADDY 02-12-2005 03:17 PM

It's all good, then again I'm a kinky bastage.

stumppy 02-12-2005 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
That's in my sig for the benefit of one person. Just a little shout out to show what an incredible genious I am. Heh.

Does it have anything to do with a certain web site based in Pa. ?

Rain Man 02-12-2005 03:41 PM

Is it a treasure map? Have you hidden a chest full of doubloons and jewels there?

Braincase 02-12-2005 03:45 PM

I've met some guys that could only have been conceived through anal sex.

chiefs4me 02-12-2005 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Braincase
I've met some guys that could only have been conceived through anal sex.




OMG...ROFL

Katipan 02-12-2005 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260
You never did tell me why I was supposed to go to Sonny's. Or when.

I got a stack of free passes collecting dust.

Because I think thats when they were doing an anniversary party, my hubby was working, and my g/fs would have wined and lined you. Now you can't go, I'm mad at them. And a certain new State Attorney's Office isn't too fond of it anymore.

Our first date will be a different sleazy joint.

And this pertains to this thread because at least 2 or 3 of those girls do it in the butt.

Phobia 02-12-2005 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by stumppy
Does it have anything to do with a certain web site based in Pa. ?

Nah - I'm done yanking that bastards chain. He doesn't "get it".

It's not a treasure map, it's not where I'm moving.... I'm not even telling what it is. What I will share with you is that the joke has played out, so it's coming off my sig. Exciting, wasn't it?

chiefs4me 02-12-2005 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
Nah - I'm done yanking that bastards chain. He doesn't "get it".

It's not a treasure map, it's not where I'm moving.... I'm not even telling what it is. What I will share with you is that the joke has played out, so it's coming off my sig. Exciting, wasn't it?



Tease...

Valiant 02-12-2005 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter
Homosexuals, I understand.

What's with straight chicks taking up the poop-shoot? :shake:

I mean, is that what Led Zepplin meant in "In through the 'out door'"? Enquiring minds want to know.... :hmmm:


The girl i am ****ing right now loves it... of course she also likes me to shove four fingers in her **** at the same time... So it really depends on the girl...

I dont mind, didnt lube it the first time and she screamed so bad after a few minutes...

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and for kissing the girl after you cum on her... hell no... That has been tried before and went away faster then the Chiefs D...

Vegas_Dave 02-12-2005 11:04 PM

3 Reasons why Straight Men like to give it to the girl in the rear:

1. Its tight
2. Its warm
3. Its more degrading to women.

ChiefsFanatik88 02-12-2005 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by BIG_DADDY
It's all good, then again I'm a kinky bastage.

So you allow the signifigant other to bang your backside? TMI!

RedNFeisty 02-12-2005 11:37 PM

Because it is fun and feels great!! Why else would anyone want to do it or anything else for that matter!?!

badgirl 02-13-2005 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by RedNFeisty
Because it is fun and feels great!! Why else would anyone want to do it or anything else for that matter!?!

Lay it on the line girl. ROFL

Braincase 02-13-2005 03:22 PM

We'd like to thank all of you that have participated in this thread. We now must close it, lock it, and send it to the HOF.


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RedNFeisty 02-19-2005 03:22 PM

You can't lock it. We haven't talked about dp's yet!!

Fire Me Boy! 02-19-2005 03:25 PM

Anal DPs? I would think that would REALLY hurt.

SLAG 10-20-2005 11:28 PM

Well All I have to say is... Once you have stuck it up the rear and you ever get in a fight you can always Pull the...." I f'd you In the A Bee-Ach" and there is nothing she can say because you put it where the sun dont shine and she knows it. So you WIN!

Katipan 10-29-2005 08:28 AM

i bet you get laid alot.
in fact i bet you're getting laid RIGHT NOW.

RedNFeisty 10-29-2005 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by SLAG02
Well All I have to say is... Once you have stuck it up the rear and you ever get in a fight you can always Pull the...." I f'd you In the A Bee-Ach" and there is nothing she can say because you put it where the sun dont shine and she knows it. So you WIN!

That is the most ridiculous thing I have read.

SLAG 10-30-2005 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by RedNFeisty
That is the most ridiculous thing I have read.


Maybe but its true

RedNFeisty 10-31-2005 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by SLAG02
Maybe but its true

How so?

If a guy pokes a girl in her poop shoot then he has something over her. Bullshit!

It would be more like "Who the hell told you you could speak boy?" "Start tossing my salad again!"

SLAG 11-01-2005 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by RedNFeisty
How so?

If a guy pokes a girl in her poop shoot then he has something over her. Bullshit!

It would be more like "Who the hell told you you could speak boy?" "Start tossing my salad again!"


To a Male Stickin his manhood in anything is W

luv 11-01-2005 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by SLAG02
Well All I have to say is... Once you have stuck it up the rear and you ever get in a fight you can always Pull the...." I f'd you In the A Bee-Ach" and there is nothing she can say because you put it where the sun dont shine and she knows it. So you WIN!

It would appear that someone has been lying to you. If I ever let someone stick anything in my arse, I am the one they will be begging to let them do it again. You pull that statement out in an arguement, and my response would be "You may have, but, believe me, you won't be doing it again."

luv 11-01-2005 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by SLAG02
To a Male Stickin his manhood in anything is W

Please define "anything". That could mean anything. Animals, trees...

And you would consider that a W?

SLAG 11-01-2005 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by luv2rite
Please define "anything". That could mean anything. Animals, trees...

And you would consider that a W?


Personally NO since Im not traveling the path of beastiality or Vegitation Rape......yet Im sure if a Man was sticking his Meat in those places he would consider it a win

luv 11-01-2005 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by SLAG02
Personally NO since Im not traveling the path of beastiality or Vegitation Rape......yet Im sure if a Man was sticking his Meat in those places he would consider it a win

Why have you placed these images in my head right before I go to bed? Do you hate me for some reason?

:)

burt 11-01-2005 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by luv2rite
Why have you placed these images in my head right before I go to bed? Do you hate me for some reason?

:)

Would it be a good thing or a bad thing? Planting such ideas...that is....right before.....bed......?

dacoolman88 02-04-2006 02:28 PM

rrrriiiiiiigggggghhhhhttttt

Katipan 02-07-2006 02:32 PM

I had no idea Mr. Kotter was SDChiefsfan.

Mr. Kotter 03-08-2006 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan
I had no idea Mr. Kotter was SDChiefsfan.

Were you even here then? I realize your profile says October 03, but did you go by another name then too? :hmmm:

memyselfI 03-08-2006 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Vegas_Dave
3 Reasons why Straight Men like to give it to the girl in the rear:

1. Its tight
2. Its warm
3. Its more degrading to women.

Scuse me, but how so? It seems to me if one finds pleasure in sticking their pole in a poop shoot then the receiver isn't the one who's degraded. If anything, it's rather empowering to a woman if she's into it.

listopencil 03-08-2006 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by memyselfI
Scuse me, but how so? It seems to me if one finds pleasure in sticking their pole in a poop shoot then the receiver isn't the one who's degraded. If anything, it's rather empowering to a woman if she's into it.

So you think it empowers you to be ****ed up the ass? Unreal.

memyselfI 03-09-2006 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil
So you think it empowers you to be ****ed up the ass? Unreal.

Well, it certainly isn't degrading if it's a woman sharing this extreme intimacy and kink with someone that she has not or does not share with many others. There is a great deal of vulnerability and trust between both partners in that the experience will not taint or tarnish but enrich the bond between you. Certainly a woman who has this view of the act isn't going to feel degraded by it...she feels empowered by the trust she has in herself and her partner.

FTR, cheap azz poking porn is not what I'm talking about.

Katipan 03-10-2006 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter
Were you even here then? I realize your profile says October 03, but did you go by another name then too? :hmmm:

yes

listopencil 03-11-2006 05:29 AM

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Originally Posted by memyselfI
Well, it certainly isn't degrading if it's a woman sharing this extreme intimacy and kink with someone that she has not or does not share with many others. There is a great deal of vulnerability and trust between both partners in that the experience will not taint or tarnish but enrich the bond between you. Certainly a woman who has this view of the act isn't going to feel degraded by it...she feels empowered by the trust she has in herself and her partner.

FTR, cheap azz poking porn is not what I'm talking about.


I don't know, I think you were sold a bill of goods. To each their own.

RedNFeisty 03-15-2006 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Vegas_Dave
3 Reasons why Straight Men like to give it to the girl in the rear:

1. Its tight
2. Its warm
3. Its more degrading to women.

If she is a kinky bitch and loves it, how is she being degraded? Some people know nothing!!

RedNFeisty 03-15-2006 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter
Homosexuals, I understand.

What's with straight chicks taking up the poop-shoot? :shake:

I mean, is that what Led Zepplin meant in "In through the 'out door'"? Enquiring minds want to know.... :hmmm:

Kotter, has your question been answered yet!?!

sedated 05-10-2006 11:17 AM

I now know entirely too much about all of you.


I'm gonna go take a shower.

Jesus 05-10-2006 12:56 PM

Oh, my. Sodom and Gomorrah didn't teach you folks anything, I see.


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