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Hey royr17,
do you ever wear axe bodyspray? If you don't, I'd recommend it. A few women have told me they love axe. So if you go on dates with these girls, you need something to make yourself look good, smell good, axe is always an option. It may make them attracted to you like magnets, you never know. that's always a good thing isn't it? |
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I know what it will be like if Gochiefs ever does get laid.......let Iowanian set the mood for you all
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Hell..........Gaz still scores with his own engineer'd marital aid
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i did a carnie chick once.. the bearded lady... ummmmmm i think it was the beardedlady... |
what in the Heln were you thinking, man?!
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yeah ummmm those are called breasts.. be gentle with them NO PURPLENURPLES...at least not on the first date |
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I'll assume someone else has already said this, but my advice is going for the one with the biggest tits. :thumb:
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heyyyyyyyy good call :drool: |
1. Where did you meet these girls?
If you met them online- forget about it. Go out and meet someone in person- you'll establish a deeper relationship that way. 2. You don't need 4 chicks- particularly when the nearest one is an hour and half away...WTF, don't you have any gals in your own neighborhood? Trust me on this- I have a history of dating multiple women at the same time. I don't do it anymore for the last time, in 2000, I was dating two gals of whom I both considered marriage material. A year later- they both found out. I was living with one at the time and she rightfully kicked me out. Needless to say, I was devastated. I didn't date two gals out of "coolness" I did it because I was insecure enough to believe one of them would dump me and I would have the other to fall back upon. It's stupid. That was the only event- it all started back in high school when I dated 4 girls myself- all from different Shawnee Mission high schools- well, dumbazz here goes to a party- and wouldn't you know it- they all show up. Needless to say- I was the highlight of the party that night. I should have learned my lesson then, but my own insecurities keep me from dating a single gal. You need to make the conscious decision to find the one person you want out of the group- and simply go for it. The ability to accept responsibility, is the measure of man. |
Follow your heart...
and NOTHING else. At least til you get it whittled down. It's not which one likes you best but which one do you like to BE with most. IMHO. |
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Here's a piece of advice from a married guy who knows the score.
If any of these four actually ENJOYS giving blowjobs, stick with her. Because if you marry one who doesn't, good look ever getting another one (or at least a decent one) after you've said I DO. :# |
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I presume that you've already received this advice, but this is a perfect example of an issue that can be solved with a videotaped game of naked twister.
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i was thinking of a game of fully clothed upwords....but whatever tickles ur pickle |
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the one on the right is Psi and his skidmark undies |
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That twister pic IS JUST WRONG!! :shake:
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W/O reading all the other posts, my advise would be for you to marry the one girl out of the four that you don't like real well. You'll be years ahead in your marraige right off the start.
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I have very good news guys, im going on a date come this coming Saturday with a girl named Stephanie and the awesome thing too is that she has a tongue ring. OH YEA !!!
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Ah yes nothing says class in a woman like piercings. When I see a woman with a tongue piercing I always have to wonder where that mouth has been. Then I quickly thank God for my wife.
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Thats great III.
You'd better bring along a wetnap in case your little dude pukes on your curlys if she touches your hand. Baby steps.........You're still a little ways off from hearing bad disco music in the background as you knock on her the door at her house to fix the plumbing of her and her bi-curious cousin. |
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I would say why its a good reason to get excited about but i cant ... :)
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III,
Just out of curiosity.......why is it exciting if a girl has a tongue ring? Is it the Clicking when she talks that turns you on, or the her slurred speech like she's had a stroke? |
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yeah Chi........III really makes me think of a "stuff the meatcicle into her uvula on the first date"kinda guy to me......
This close to the holiday season, I can't help but think of Ralphie and remind III not to shoot her eye out. |
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III takes Steph down to the YMCA for a predate dip in the ho'tub.
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Mods PLZ delete the pic of my girl that someone has quoted on here on the planet, i felt bad about posting it, and i want to get if off of here.
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Thanks ChiTown for deleting. Wheres Slayer at ? I hope we could get him to delete too.
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Mods delete the other quote plz by Slayer ...
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looks like taco with long hair.. |
At least III's standards aren't too high.
Hitch your wagon to a leaf, Roy. |
Goatcheese you expect me to take advice from a guy that would rather watch football then get laid ?
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Man you are gonna die a virgin and i hate to feel sorry for you but i do cause your never gonna get anyone if you dont quit worshipping the chiefs so much.
Damn man. |
I plan on doing that, and thats exactly why im not wasting any time on meeting her, thank god the jayhawks dont play saturday cause i'd just have to miss that game cause im not gonna miss meeting her.
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What's your price for flight You've got him in your sight And driving thru the night Motoring What's your price for flight In finding mister right You'll be alright tonight |
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The scripture according to Goatcheese. |
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Nothing like over doing ANY cologne to make you smell overwhelming. |
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That would make me make you a moderator if i were in charge. |
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Don't be staring at her tongue ring through the date like a noob. Tell her that tongue rings aren't all they are cracked up to be. That will make her live up to your expectations if things work out. :thumb: |
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The one and the same. |
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Ummmm, whats the challange? |
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Date the two named Jessica, at least you won't screw up calling them the wrong name. |
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Yeah, work out your body instead of your fingers on this forum dude! |
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You're a stud. |
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She's got a nice personality types. :shake: |
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She can give you a "gummy" like a pro. |
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Anotherwards, don't count your chicken's (chicks) until they hatch. (meet them). |
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Oh, and III, the ONLY time you should even think of going out with a girl you met on the internet is when a good friend of yours was the one who introduced you and she's a local....and even that can cause some screwed up problems. |
how many dates have you been on Slayer?
I'm not bashing, but you're not exactly casanova last time I heard your lovelife trials....... |
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