Her blowjob lips still look quite functional.

^

Looks like she could use some help working off the weight...I'll volunteer

ROFL JFC!

She has started a new diet plan because the old one and exercising aren't cutting it.

She has two milk shakes in the morning, three more at lunch, and five milk shakes at dinner.

She calls her new plan "Slim Slow"

apparently she agreed to a Weight Watchers contract early on and gets paid millions for it. some people think she deliberately added more weight just for Weight Watchers.

Jesus.... That is horrible.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EwvHoubUgB...icture+(9).jpg

http://www.money-moguls.com/wp-conte...ca-simpson.jpg

http://celebritydb.net/wp-content/fl...pson-hot-1.jpg

JFC, a truly stunningly hot babe has turned into a complete whale.

:shake:

Happens a lot. They just don't have paparazzi following them every where they go.

Wow you guys. Harshness. Pregnancy does that to some women. Doesn't mean she can't come back from it.

Thats more than just baby weight. I doubt she ever looks the same in a bikini even if she does lose it. Gonna have excess skin flabbing around with stretch marks. Ugh. Ruined.

Okay Hef.

Is your wife a wildebeest too?

No, she's a landing strip kind of girl. We swim 9 months out of the year here so girls can't walk around hairy.

Ya gotta look at a womans ankles before you marry them

And what about them?

If you can get them more than 36 inches apart she's a keeper.

Dam Jessica went from an asshole I would like to lick, to:bolt:..................

What does it mean if there's a couple of black dudes between them.

There are women in my office, in their 40s, who never go to the gym, eat carry-out food for lunch every day, and snack on chocolate constantly, and are not as fat as JS is now.

Did they just have babies?

She got famous because of her looks. For "Beauty celebs", that pendulum of public approval swings hard both ways.

She can always fall back on her acting skills! :)

Which way, east to west or north to south?

:D Never thought about it that way.

It would be one of the greatest tragedies in the history of mankind if she cannot return to form.

That 3rd pic almost looks like Katherine Heigl.

How many starving kids can she feed with these ginormous juggs of glory???
:eek:

Holy cow, I would love to see these out taking a walk in the fresh air!

Funny how her Weight Watchers commercial only showed her from the head up and she said she was working on losing weight...Not in her titties obviously.

Its coming off. She has lost 40 lbs since the baby was born. There is a way to go yet. This is from Katie Couric's show yesterday.

http://www.worldnewsinn.com/wp-conte...tie-Couric.jpg

Then board the train.

Just make sure to hop off before Relationshipville.

I've always had the hots for Sheryl Crow-she is getting up there in age and she seems like she will never marry. Jessica should lend her 10 pound of tit...:p

I saw a clip of that

She was strapped into that dress pretty good. Had steel radial spanks or some shit going on underneath.

also the 1 and 1/2 chin

she's getting there though

I've been pretty damn critical of Juggsica during her pregnancy but her legs now look pretty hot and she is finally losing the baby fat.....

:drool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nyq544F6H1g some shots of Jessica and other hot celebs. The song also brings back good memories.

I know I'm a little sideways but I'd wreck Katie Couric...

Don't call it a comeback....

http://www.wwtdd.com/2012/11/jessica...amazing-again/

She said in an interview that she doesn't give head because its demeaning.

Demeaning for who?

I would to man. I would do her and Diane Sawyer at the same time. :hump:

She looks like a fat girl wedged into a corset. Nothing earth shattering there except for wherever she stepped. Hell, every street corner had some trashy white girl stuffed into a ren fair top like that on Halloween.

I was WRONG! Juggsica looks great.
 

:grovel:

She got her shit together!

I still want to see her baby feeding machines au natural.

Yep. She's got some work to do still.

I like her friend better.

She looks like the fat sister of her younger self.

Yikes. That bitch is hideous.

She's tall, blond, and probably very hot.

Oh God my eyes...

Holy balls she let herself go!

For the record, I still would.

I'd still hit it. :hump:

That looks 'shopped. :shrug:

That's an obvious photoshop. I can tell by the pixels.

check these pixels

http://divabetic.files.wordpress.com...impson-fat.jpg

That first pic you posted is fake though. Just look at the face. That second pic looks like a reeruned seal.

ROFL

Are Jessica and wetnessa the same woman?

fake and fake

LMAO obvious fakes

Hell yeah.

That friend is her sister Ashlee Simpson.

http://www.realorfakebreasts.com/wp-...impson-005.jpg

Good lord, what the **** happened to her?

plastic surgery

eating disorder

http://photos.toofab.com/galleries/j...lth&id=1007833


Almost there.

closer than Xtina

http://resources1.news.com.au/images...a-aguilera.jpg

She's an alcoholic mess. She has major issues and looks terrible. Her voice however is incredible

Good lord, Christina, WTF happened girl?!?!

Juggsica Simpson already pregnant again !
 

So much for the weight loss.....big juggs here we come!

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/jessica-si...us-weekly.html

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Christmas is still nearly four weeks away, but Jessica Simpson got her biggest -- and totally unexpected! -- present early: Another baby on the way! Seven months after giving birth to daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson, the star is once again expecting, the new issue of Us Weekly exclusively confirms.

"It definitely wasn't planned. But yes, Jessica is pregnant again," a source reveals to Us. The surprise baby-to-be is the second for the singer and Fashion Star mentor, 32, and fiance Eric Johnson.

Engaged for the past two years, Simpson and former NFL pro Johnson, 33, welcomed Maxwell -- a whopping 9 pound, 13 ounce bundle of joy! -- on May 1 of this year.

And while Simpson felt energized about her admirable 70-pound slimdown post-baby, her greatest inspiration is being a mom.
"Motherhood is a dream," she told Katie Couric back in September. "It really is absolutely amazing."

http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/WU...er-article.jpg


Damn, she is starting to look like a witch.

You'd still be a motorboatin SOB on those jugs notorious. Don't lie :p

Goddamn she is disgusting

Juggsica 2: Shamu

You bet your ass I would.

I give it 1-2 years and she's going to be divorced with 2 kids.

Dam ... she had just started looking pretty good again.

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/8...p103a17l21.jpg

I wonder if she's regretting not giving head now.

Or atleast not sucking it dry before she stuck it in.