Come on now. If she were to expend that much thought performing such a detailed analysis, her autonomous bodily functions would have to shut down.

And where would the fun in that be?

or it could be that I just wanted to call him freak......:harumph:

Your Daddy was a freak. I'm relatively normal.

So basically you're saying Moooo is a COWard






Oh C'mon it's not like this thread could get any worse.

ROFL

Could be worse. I've no doubt that you were in fact raised by your grandfather.

How the hell did I miss this thread?

:Peace:

Not only is he a coward, he also appears to be a whorestein.









I'll be here all week.

Bull.

I'll give him an A for heffert.

This thread needs more cowbell.

Let's be blunt, the man is a cud.

We could ask the Mods if Moo's IP changed handles on the website :fire:

To say otherwise would be udderly ridiculous. :)

Well said. It behooves you to tell the truth.

Just what are you saying, Tribal?

This thread has become udderly ridiculous.

An oldie but still a goodie.

Two bulls are standing on a hill. Off in the distance, they see a group of cows.
The young bull excitedly nudges the old bull and says, "Hey! Hey! I know! Let's run over there and **** one of those cows!"
The old bull looks at the young bull, then turns and takes a long look at the cows. He turns back to the young bull and says, "Son, let's walk over there and **** 'em all."

Feel free to milk that phrase for all it's worth. :p

Right or wrong he just has his way of doing things,probably calls it the moooo-tri-system.

I'd try chiefs4me, but I'm relatively sure those udders are long dried up.

Kind of looking like tennis balls in knee-high tube socks, if you get my meaning.

Springer just called. He wants his thread back.

Seriously, lets Moooove on.

Why what steak do you have in all this?

Moooo told me he is one of the BangBus bros.

Luv may be a star soon.

Perhaps he suffered a psychotropic fugue brought on by Milk of Amnesia.

If luv has a sore loin, she may want to have it checked.

This is udderly crazy.

You mean Moooo didn't wrap his filet in bacon?

Another thought is that Luv is so desperate to get a thread over 100 posts that she took this desperate measure.

got any tri tips to share?

Maybe luv's cooter had so much ruminant that he didn't feel the need.

Sorry, I was just ribbing him. I was just milking this for all it's worth.

Always a good practice before you get t-bone marinated.

After that comment, you should go hide.

I always assumed that Moooo was into leather.

LMAO
Granny saggers coming this way?
Quick, cheese it!

If he tries to duck and run we'll find out his new handle to torment him like a leper at a dermatologist. :fire:

Does he scream out MOOO after sex like he does in his posts?

Anyone wanna give me the "cliff’s Notes" on this thread so I don’t have to actually read 200 posts?

I have to moooove on now,check back later to see if the Moooo Zoo Review is still plodding along.

It was an epic tale of betrayal and..... cow puns.

Wouldn't that be an epic tail of betrayal and cow puns?


All I know is that Mooo has been getting slaughtered in this thread.

Wow.

What a shock that Eddie Haskell hasn't bothered to show up to defend his actions. I imagine he is feeding his "girlfriend" a load of BS trying to 'splain his lame behavior. Sack up loser, and face the music. Some of us saw through your BS long ago, and are thoroughly enjoying the comuppance you are receiving. It must suck being exposed as someone full of BS like you have been.

Women will fall for almost anything, almost anytime. My wife was abused by a skinny little twit for 10 years, I never understand how dudes do that. Sorry ya got screwed over, so to speak. Learned a lesson now mooove on, sorry. Don't fuggin give it up so fuggin quick, geesus! Try a little restraint for Pete's sake!

I just want to see what mooo thinks, personally I can't trust someone who signs his name to every post, like we hang on every word; it's ridiculous. Either way, he's been seriously called out in front of us all, so I cannot wait to read "the response"

I'm thinking Moooo isn't going to post for a while, if ever.

thus if he changes his handle on the website I hope the mods let us know so we can torture his ass Bangkok style

I don't know if Mooo deserves all the cow jokes. Sounds more like a Panda. Eats shoots and leaves.

Holy CRAP!!!!!!! IS Iowanian GOOOOOOD or what? I called the penetrating event between these 2 a month ago.

You are the one? I knew someone did, but I forgot who it was.

It doesn't take chachi long to spit slick the eyebrows and spray on some Hi Karate....."hey bebe, ever been online in Joplin"

He hasnt been online since September 1st, maybe his woman killed him.

Moooo
(Seeking Enlightenment...)


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http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=7591

WTF ROFL I was stating something concerning the subject

Now Dammit Brock...you need to leave Sheriff Zach alone. He's vulnerable right now, and it just might cause him to fall into a "bloooooooo period" of his photography....and bloooo period ameture photos are so 1993 Seattle Rock.

Zach....Please be a moderator, not a hall monitor.

So enough of my tomfoolery Luv.


I'm sure you're hurting, but the real question is, when the girlfriend approached you, did she tell you right off the bat about the HPV and HerpIII or did she save that bomb for the walkaway nuke?

Or PapaSmurf...

You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking you head up a butchers ass........... Ahhhhhhhh Nevermind

http://videodetective.com/photos/815/003424_16.jpg

you must be a busy man..it's frickin 15 pages long!!!

I am not reading all of this..what happened???

fill me in on the dirt

One of the things I have gathered is that GoChiefs tried to get to know Luv better but got the "Lets just be friends" line and now he's feeling bitter.

It's too bad something like this couldn't happen to GoChiefs. He can't attract one woman never mind two.

Hey, Luv, how did the gf find out about you? How did she contact you?

Mah Gawd woman, What did you wash your vagina with? A dirtier Vagina? [/dane cook]




OK....semi-serious time.
How did a lady not see through that guy? He's "sensitive"? "I don't like teh sechs" He's a whining psuedo intellectual who typed outloud that he had mental issues? He said he was flat broke and just got a car from his estranged papa...... What part of that was screaming "bend over, spread cheeks"?

I've also seen the threadstarter post that "just sex" was ok and something she was CmOOOl with.

It takes 2 share the clap.

ROFL

From my experience over the years, its often the guy and girl that fight the most at a party who end up playing wedding twister in a truck bed.

Donger and Threadwrecker are destined to ruin a tubesock at a drunken tailgate, with Luv and gochiefs barely making it to left foot yellow before the mat is sticky.

So that's why I don't get any. Everyone loves me.

skinhead....

So............

our friend, mohillbilly hasn't been around for a few days....wonder if he's been MOOOnlighting as a pipelayer?

you mean the same GoChiefs that skiptowne refers to as the ''legendary casanova'' of chiefsplanet??

Hahahahahahahaha. GoChiefs is the Planet eunuch.

OK, now that we're rid of Moooooo, how are we going to get shed of Chiefs 2K?

Oh my cow, I get the udder feeling that this one is gonna end up in the Hall of Classics.

Does anyone else get the feeling that all CP hookups that don't involve Bob Dole are destined for bitter failure?

hhhmmm..for those who need to be enlightened

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunuch

:)

Oh, Yeah, those were the days....


GoChiefs had a thing for the editor for a paper he worked for. She invites him to a party. He drives over, but since he's afraid to go in, he drives around the block 30-40 times then goes home and posts about it on the planet.


Say, someone find that thread and let's put it in the Hall of Classics.

Wow this is still going on-this thread has probably lasted longer than the dirty dead it represents.

ROFL

OH, DRAMA

Yeah, it was really funny when some people on here found a link to her email address on the paper's website and threatened to email her. I dont know if anyone ever did email her, but several did have GC convinced they had.