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This is not about sex, it’s about power

Dear Penthouse,

I always read these letters and thought they were fake and then it happened to me.

Be sure to bring the dust buster

Maybe after you fix that window you can recalibrate her gaydar, you homo!





(just kidding)

Wtf cream puff? You take that smack and wear it as a badge of honor. That’s probably more physical contact than she’s had in ages.

If anything, you should be pissed that she didn’t put a dollar bill in your jeans

This is the answer. You owe her an ass slap.

Is she rich?

Exactly. Flirt with her get an idea of what her financials are if she's rich maybe get that ass a good thrasin get in her will. She's 77 so she's not long for this world. Boom congrats bud you now are in the same tax bracket as Dane McCloud

Also OP I can't tell if you're bragging or just trying to win the thread I made

Should have charged her. You could have made a couple extra bucks.

Your loss

I mean. Its not that bad. Its kind of weird but you didn't get hurt. Don't be a bitch about it.

Sorry, I accidentally thumbs downed this. 🙁

Have you called Jungle Law yet?

Shit a reporter is going to go to professional life prison for the rest of his life for doing the non-sexual heart sign to Caitlin Clarks fugly ass so this old bitch deserves the chair to even things out