Originally Posted by Womble (Post 17487774)

I'm not a fan of the thread title and options because they are inherently a bit gay. I will therefore include all Chiefs cheerleaders in the "who would you most like to bang" question.

Given that I'm not gay, I'm going to take a hard pass on our ugly cheerleaders and go with Kelce.

Originally Posted by RunKC (Post 17487829)

I bet Noah Gray pulled a lot of pussy at Duke before he got tied down

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 17487854)

Excuse me, have you SEEN Mike Pennel?!?

In all seriousness, I think those three would get the most votes from the general population.

McDuffie’s pretty as hell and I think he’s got grey eyes or something, Kelce is obviously tall and probably the most classically handsome on the team, and Butker’s look and style is always well put together.

Though I did see a video of Pacheco on Facebook during the playoffs and was surprised by the number of middle aged Midwestern moms who were thirsting over him. He is a handsome dude and his skin is basically perfect, nary a blemish on his face. Smooth as a baby’s bottom.

Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 17487855)

You're British. You're already the gayest poster in this thread.

Originally Posted by BWillie (Post 17487821)

McDuffie or Kelce I would imagine.

Definitely isnt Mahomes

But its difficult to judge guys looks if ur not a polesmoker

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 17487858)

My mom is 70 years old, white and thinks Pacheco is VERY cute.

I wouldn't have put him on the radar.

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 17487851)

I think this puts you at greater risk of cordyceps driving you around like a meat suit.

I’ll be keeping my eye on you.

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 17487844)

Mine said the same.

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 17487869)

I had to look that up, but it seems like maybe we should all cultivate a few cordyceps on our body.

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition...OC_TITLE_HDR_8

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 17487852)

Sounds like something a gay dude still in the closet would say to avoid rousing suspicion

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 17487874)

Yep. There wasn't really any hesitation either.

Oh, and virus....

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...bab8a8616f.jpg

Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 17487884)

You may have seen them on Discovery Channel. It’s the fungus that takes over ants and other insects in remote jungles like Borneo and stuff. They slowly feed on and replace the host’s cells, all the while commandeering the body and driving it around like a meat puppet. It’s really creepy.

That’s actually really interesting, though. I had no idea they had medicinal uses.

Apparently fungus can’t reproduce inside a host with an internal temperature higher than 94 degrees. So you’re safe… for now.

Originally Posted by JimNasium (Post 17487877)

Other: I don’t find men attractive.