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Why Not? 04-12-2024 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut (Post 17480207)
Wildebeest or Javalina

Javelina is okay. A little tough but decent as a jerky or meat stick.

Chief Pagan 04-12-2024 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 17480203)
One time I was wandering around in rural Nepal, and we saw a bunch of jungle chickens. I don't envision chickens living in the wild in a remote jungle, but apparently they can do that. I was impressed. I wonder if they taste different, but I wouldn't want to tangle with a jungle chicken to find out.

If I want a jungle chicken, I grab my gun and head to the zoo.

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Ming the Merciless 04-12-2024 10:28 PM

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ChiliConCarnage 04-12-2024 11:18 PM

Grilled Platypus flipper

ChiefsFanatic 04-13-2024 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 17480078)
Snake, never had it but have heard its like chicken fried in fish grease... I can eat that

It tastes fine, but it's the mental hurdle for me. I just couldn't swallow the second bite. Knowing you are eating an animal that isn't commonly food is hard for me.

I am not an adventurous eater, as I grew up dirt poor, drinking well water, and having potato or onion soup 6 nights a week at least. Black pepper from a shaker is the spiciest thing I ate until I was 14, got a job, and bought my own food.

frozenchief 04-13-2024 01:36 AM

I lived in rural Alaska and game was very common - moose, caribou, salmon, halibut and other game was frequently on the menu. More exotic fare that I’ve eaten:

Beluga whale - very dark but quite mild. I ate the meat, not fat. Sautéed in butter it was delicious.

Walrus - tougher than shoe leather and tastes like rancid fish.

Seal - not as tough as walrus but tasted the same. Seal oil was horrible.

Porcupine - pork with a hint of pine

Beaver - ate the legs in fajitas (no joke). Fatty and similar to pork.

Black bear - ate spring black bear before they started eating fish. Similar to pork but with lots more fat.

Brown bear - they eat garbage and smell worse. Not eaten by humans but fed to dogs.

Tundra swan - I think this could be good if prepared correctly but what I ate was over-cooked.

Ducks - I ate multitudes with wild rice. Pretty tasty if you avoid ones that eat fish, like merganzers (sp?)

I aim to go hunting in Africa and I want to eat: zebra, kudu, hippo, sable, eland, and impala. I hear waterbuck can be gross because their coat has a water-repelling oil that will make the meat taste bad.

With that, what would I eat from the zoo? It would have to be an herbivore. Any carnivor or omnivore would taste bad, although alligator is a carnivore and gator tail can taste pretty good. Hippo would rate high on my list of animals. Based on what I’ve eaten so far, beluga would be up there and so would porcupine.

seamonster 04-13-2024 05:41 AM

Eating a beluga whale would be like eating a Golden Retriever. Happy go lucky animals that can be trained to do some wild shit...US Navy had a beluga that could talk.

Pablo 04-13-2024 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by seamonster (Post 17480269)
Eating a beluga whale would be like eating a Golden Retriever. Happy go lucky animals that can be trained to do some wild shit...US Navy had a beluga that could talk.

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alanm 04-13-2024 05:57 AM

Ostrich. I've had it before at the Hu Hot Mongolian Grill. Good stuff, didn't taste like chicken. LMAO

crayzkirk 04-13-2024 06:05 AM

Some sort of reptile; had alligator in New Orleans however it had so much breading I really couldn't tell what it tasted like.

Raiderhater 04-13-2024 06:27 AM

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Titty Meat 04-13-2024 08:42 AM

Id eat pussy

BWillie 04-13-2024 09:03 AM

Lion. I didn't climb to the top of the food chain for nothin

scho63 04-13-2024 09:15 AM

I'd head over to the petting zoo and get some of those baby lambs.

Grilled over a nice fire with garlic, onion, rosemary and a mustard /apricot / Worcester glace.

scho63 04-13-2024 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 17480349)
Id eat pussy

Before or after you ate ass?


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