The Monarchy is one of the most embarrassing things about Britain

Back in the day I had a friend who's wife was British. We ended up talking once about how the British were not known for their cuisine and she took serious offense to it. Not sure why as I can't think of anything that is signature for them. Throwing baked beans together with other stuff doesn't really count as it's just a hodge-podge of weirdness.

You haven't lived unless and until you've sampled a Fisherman's or Shepard's Pie.

Just saying.

I will have to take your word on that one.

Your loss. They are delicious.

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Brave enough to colonize the world, not brave enough to overthrow their inbred monarchy.

Fish & Chips
Shepherds Pie
Traditional Breakfast

I can get down on any of those

Womble is funny. The rest of the Britoids are embarrassing.

Difference between heaven and hell:

Heaven:
Engineers - German
Police - British
Cooks - French

Hell:

Engineers - French
Police - German
Cooks - British

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1 british cuisine please!

...but their music has always been better. Seems most Americans started a band for the girls, and sang songs mostly about fast women and fast cars. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Brits formed bands in Art Schools and made deeper, more complex songs.

Brits also win at pubs, "Holidays", public schools, public transport, public TV, and combo clothes washer/dryers.

Wanda, do you have any idea what it's like being English? Being so correct all the time, being so stifled by this dread of, of doing the wrong thing, of saying to someone, 'Are you married?' and hearing, ' My wife left me this morning,' or saying, uh, ' Do you have children?' and being told they all burned to death on Wednesday. You see, Wanda, we're all terrified of embarrassment. That's why we're so - dead. Most of my friends are dead, you know; we've these piles of corpses to dinner. But you're alive, God bless you, and I want to be, I'm so fed up with all this. I want to make love with you, Wanda. I'm a good lover - at least, used to be, back in the early 14th century. Can we go to bed?

Making camp on a peninsula at Yorktown. Pfft.

British muck. Disgusting.

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We would trade you for Womble in a second.