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SPchief 03-05-2015 03:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 11362539)
LMAO

ChiTown 03-05-2015 03:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11362538)
Yes, and my dick is longer.

It's 7.75" inches. I've measured it with a ruler before. I didn't have a ruler around for that.
http://replygif.net/i/102.gif

You don't measure from your balls, silly!

DeezNutz 03-05-2015 03:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 11362549)
http://replygif.net/i/102.gif

You don't measure from your balls, silly!
Exactly. Always measure from the asshole to sneak an extra couple of inches on them.

This thread absolutely reminds me of the 40-yard dash thread. Everyone running sub-5 40s. Hilarious.

In truth, less than 5% of the board, easy, can actually post that type of time. But, but, but...my HS coach. Yes, he ****ing lied to you or was too stupid to use a stopwatch.

SPchief 03-05-2015 03:36 PM
Anyone else think that Native is fevorously searching his house for a ruler?

KC native 03-05-2015 03:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 11362545)
I can't believe I'm even going to get into this. But are you really saying that your dick is 2 inches longer than an old spice container. Knowing full well that you put up a pic showing that at most, it's a half inch longer?
LMAO

I was holding my phone, dick, and an old spice deodorant stick. I didn't really put much effort into framing it like I was measuring it.

You don't have to believe me. I don't really care. I know for a fact that my dick is 7.75" when it is hard.

It's hilarious that you're arguing with me about this.

SPchief 03-05-2015 03:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KC native (Post 11362565)
LMAO

I was holding my phone, dick, and an old spice deodorant stick. I didn't really put much effort into framing it like I was measuring it.

You don't have to believe me. I don't really care. I know for a fact that my dick is 7.75" when it is hard.

It's hilarious that you're arguing with me about this.
It's hilarious that you
A. Posted a pic of your dick to prove your size
B. Are now arguing that now the photo is inaccurate.

KC native 03-05-2015 03:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 11362563)
Anyone else think that Native is fevorously searching his house for a ruler?
No, I'm not. I posted the only pic I'm going to post.

KC native 03-05-2015 03:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 11362569)
It's hilarious that you
A. Posted a pic of your dick to prove your size
B. Are now arguing that now the photo is inaccurate.
It's hilarious that you think that a deodorant stick is a ruler. I held the deodorant stick in there as a reference, not as a measuring tool.

Like I said, you don't have to believe me. I know how long my dick is. You, otoh, looked at a picture of my dick and are now debating me on how long it is.

ThaVirus 03-05-2015 03:42 PM
15K penis's examined. How do you measure up?
 
Yeah, I've gotta be honest, Nat. Looks like you're working with about 6.5". And that might be a bit generous given the fact that you "measured" from the side and not the top.

ThaVirus 03-05-2015 03:43 PM
We're gonna need SNR in here with his expertise. I'm told dude partook in a few circle jerks in his day.

Frosty 03-05-2015 03:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11362444)
Did he really post real pictures of his penis?
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/57301902.jpg

Baby Lee 03-05-2015 03:46 PM
You posted a picture of your dick!

Oh yeah, you looked at a picture of my dick!!

Deodorant sticks provide reference, but are not to scale with my honker!!

Offseason delivers.

ROFL ROFL

KC native 03-05-2015 03:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11362578)
Yeah, I've gotta be honest, Nat. Looks like you're working with about 6.5". And that might be a bit generous given the fact that you "measured" from the side and not the top.
LMAO

This is awesome.

KC native 03-05-2015 03:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11362584)
You posted a picture of your dick!

Oh yeah, you looked at a picture of my dick!!

Deodorant sticks provide reference, but are not to scale with my honker!!

Offseason delivers.

ROFL ROFL
Yes, Chiefsplanet is a fun place. LMAO

Hootie 03-05-2015 03:49 PM
we all got trolled lololol

super pwned!

a dude posted a pic of his erect dick on a 98% male board with a Kansas City Chiefs theme

...and then thinks the joke is on us

!!!


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