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Direckshun 12-29-2014 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 11228668)
I'm gonna be honest. I feel like I was snubbed out of a top 101 spot. I know I'm not the most knowledgeable poster, or the funniest poster, but I have my moments. I enjoy learning from some of the great football and baseball minds on this board. I love you guys.

Love doesn't get you on the list.

Only hate can make you someone on this board.

Buehler445 12-29-2014 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 11228629)
So...the poster best known for slicing and dicing True Fans gets the ultimate True Fan "roast" treatment. Nice. I'm sure that if a mod did the appropriate digging, we'd see SNR repping a shit ton of Hamas's posts when he's authored nothing but an emoticon.

It's cool. No problem. I love seeing daddy issues play out over cyberspace. Somewhere earlier this year, I have no doubt that SNR was whispering, "...if only I could be your runaway teen."

Who knew that SNR stood for Salivating for Nutritious Ropes?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 11228657)
This post makes Jesus nervous, because you nailed it.

Our little Einstein has come a long ways from his days of race riots as Black Jack Sausage or bags of dog shit as the Matrix and overuse of 6 syllable words. Mr Feeny has matured into a reasonable poster capable of formulating contributions without including 17th century literature quotes into poop threads just to prove he's read some books since the Little House series.

ROFL

Goddamn I love this place.

Terry tait for the win!

Rain Man 12-29-2014 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 11228680)
Love doesn't get you on the list.

Only hate can make you someone on this board.


Yeah, I hate that. But for some reason I also love it.

TLO 12-29-2014 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 11228678)
You're on my 101 list in three different spots.

Thanks, I think? If there's a joke in here somewhere, I can't find it right now. All the smileys on the side of the page are kind of going crazy flying all over the place.

Direckshun 12-29-2014 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 11228671)
If you want to be part of a girl fantasy, you have to be willing to tap that glass.

Only Rain Man had the ability to make someone else's ideas seem like perfectly crafted setups for HIS punchlines.

DeezNutz 12-29-2014 11:19 PM

The "roast" of The Talking Can was right on point because he flies under the radar. Great ****ing poster who is funny as shit, and SNR did a great job of bringing these elements into the light.

Hamas is justly ranked. No question. But there could have been a true roast, and it could have been ****ing epic. Epic. But the problem is that Hamas has teeth, and he bites back, so I admit that I was looking forward to his potential response as much as I was to the original roast.

And these are the types of exchanges that make CP what it is, and these are the types of back-and-forths that separate the men from the sperm the shower water sweeps down the drain.

TLO 12-29-2014 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 11228680)
Love doesn't get you on the list.

Only hate can make you someone on this board.

Clay is my introverted home boy from the mean streets of KC
SAUTO is like a father figure or some shit.
Same could be said for Flopnuts.
Simply Red - what a great guy all around.
SNR- top notch football takes
Dicky Elephant or whatever he is named now - same as SNR

I know there's more I'm forgetting, but that's a decent list.

Gadzooks 12-29-2014 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 11228669)
There was this one scene in one film where everybody just starts doing it and the female lead is like "that means they want us to kiss."

WTF. That is NOT a real thing. That is something a shitty screenwriter invented because they aren't talented enough to generate a genuine moment.

It's a real thing that's been around for many generations.

DeezNutz 12-29-2014 11:23 PM

Fourth Ghostbuster...****. My ass? How doth it tasteth?

LMAO. Keep up the good work, SNR. Hell of a job to keep working away on these roasts. Somewhere, my man BigRedChief--another good dude--is having sensual thoughts about The Academy.

TimBone 12-29-2014 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Gadzooks (Post 11228697)
It's a real thing that's been around for many generations.

I knew you grew up in a gay romantic chick flick.

DeezNutz 12-29-2014 11:39 PM

As we close out this year, I'm going to wax nostalgic for a moment.

The tone of this place has grown soft. Very few mothers were told to be ****ed in '14, and apparently the great Pioli exorcism of '12 deforested the entire Roberto Alomar region, since I've seen nary one of his bushes shoved up someone's ass in the last calendar year.

****ing Charmin Lounge. Meanwhile, I'm just trying to get better. I'm just trying to practice here, Bowser! I'm just trying to practice, Iowanian!

Hammock Parties 12-29-2014 11:41 PM

The Lounge gets soft when the Chiefs are "winning."

We need some hardcore snuff QB porn to achieve hate-ons.

DeezNutz 12-29-2014 11:47 PM

I dropped a legitimate "**** you, Alex Smith" when, earlier tonight, I watched Cole Stoudt stand strong in the pocket, get lit the **** up (helmet flying), yet deliver a beautiful TD strike down the field.

But '15 will be a good year to draft a WR. It's always wise to wait until the year after the deepest WR crop of all time to make a move. Prudence is always the best path.

Hammock Parties 12-29-2014 11:48 PM

On a completely unrelated note, I've eaten like 4 cups of homemade applesauce today.

It's good.

Gonzo 12-29-2014 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 11228668)
I'm gonna be honest. I feel like I was snubbed out of a top 101 spot. I know I'm not the most knowledgeable poster, or the funniest poster, but I have my moments. I enjoy learning from some of the great football and baseball minds on this board. I love you guys.

You feel snubbed? Seriously?
I've been on this board for ten years. (Off and on) I help keep you assholes in line...
I'm resigning my commission.

RealSNR 12-29-2014 11:54 PM

There's no way I'm getting this done tonight. So it's coming in two parts.

Hammock Parties 12-29-2014 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 11228724)
There's no way I'm getting this done tonight. So it's coming in two parts.

Just save it til tomorrow evening.

Hootie 12-29-2014 11:55 PM

someone has to explain to me how GoChiefs, the flip-flopping troll, is a better poster than Rain Man.

He's maybe top 25. Before he ruined Chiefs football talk on this board, top 10. Now? He's terrible.

Hammock Parties 12-29-2014 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11228726)
someone has to explain to me how GoChiefs, the flip-flopping troll, is a better poster than Rain Man.

I've never tried to burn someone alive.

RealSNR 12-30-2014 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Count Alex's Losses (Post 11228727)
I've never tried to burn someone alive.

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Iowanian 12-30-2014 12:02 AM

bRainman should challenge him to a beard growing contest to establish the true victor.

RealSNR 12-30-2014 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11228726)
someone has to explain to me how GoChiefs, the flip-flopping troll, is a better poster than Rain Man.

He's maybe top 25. Before he ruined Chiefs football talk on this board, top 10. Now? He's terrible.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/d932afa5e...fo8_r1_250.gif

Hammock Parties 12-30-2014 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 11228730)

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RealSNR 12-30-2014 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Count Alex's Losses (Post 11228736)

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Hootie 12-30-2014 12:14 AM

welp

officially ignoring the rest of this thread

Rain Man 12-30-2014 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Count Alex's Losses (Post 11228736)


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RealSNR 12-30-2014 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11228745)
welp

officially ignoring the rest of this thread

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Pepe Silvia 12-30-2014 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11228745)
welp

officially ignoring the rest of this thread

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Rain Man 12-30-2014 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 11228753)


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KC native 12-30-2014 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11228726)
someone has to explain to me how GoChiefs, the flip-flopping troll, is a better poster than Rain Man.

He's maybe top 25. Before he ruined Chiefs football talk on this board, top 10. Now? He's terrible.

http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/...809132311.jpeg.

MOhillbilly 12-30-2014 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 11228680)
Love doesn't get you on the list.

Only hate can make you someone on this board.


Damn straight

Hammock Parties 12-30-2014 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11228745)
welp

officially ignoring the rest of this thread

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MOhillbilly 12-30-2014 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 11228162)
I would say Clay for #1 UNTIL last week when he posted a full size picture of his turd with no spoiler! WTF??? :spock:

he used to spam the board with 17 pages of the same thread.
Get banned, mult, repeat.

Simply Red 12-30-2014 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 11228767)
he used to spam the board with 17 pages of the same thread.
Get banned, mult, repeat.

We're trying to get his fat cousin to board, I'm thinking he's the true troll in the family - Clay had to try - this young fat boy is gifted Mo.

Hammock Parties 12-30-2014 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 11228777)
We're trying to get his fat cousin to board, I'm thinking he's the true troll in the family - Clay had to try - this young fat boy is gifted Mo.

He'll never post here. He's too good for any of us football-loving mouth breathers.

I may let him ghost write for me though. He's coming up in Jan.

MOhillbilly 12-30-2014 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 11228777)
We're trying to get his fat cousin to board, I'm thinking he's the true troll in the family - Clay had to try - this young fat boy is gifted Mo.

I like clay. ****in kid has come a loooooong way.

Easy 6 12-30-2014 05:16 AM

Jamaal Charles is jealous of the burst this thread has acquired, fine work by every single poster these last several pages.

Dartgod 12-30-2014 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Alex's Losses (Post 11228721)
On a completely unrelated note, I've eaten like 4 cups of homemade applesauce today.

It's good.

Who here that is not Amish, makes their own applesauce?

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Mr. Flopnuts 12-30-2014 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 11228671)
If you want to be part of a girl fantasy, you have to be willing to tap that glass.

ROFL You're the real MVP Rainman.

Mr. Flopnuts 12-30-2014 07:47 AM

Clearly Deez should've gotten after SNR's roast. Wow. ROFL ROFL ROFL

GloryDayz 12-30-2014 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by JASONSAUTO (Post 11228589)
Where did you get that picture of raised on rats?

Bing Images. I'm starting to like Bing more than Google! After Google Images started jacking with things I "resorted" to Bing, now I'm just about ready to move over to it as my default/go-to search engine. Heck, I've made their search page background my background!! How crazy is that!!??

Google is going the route of Cisco and getting a little too big for it's britches. With all the "switch to a modern browser" BS they throw at you, it's getting very easy to go look for alternatives (for anything but their maps). And they're recently tried to screw-up their maps program too!

Mav 12-30-2014 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11228726)
someone has to explain to me how GoChiefs, the flip-flopping troll, is a better poster than Rain Man.

He's maybe top 25. Before he ruined Chiefs football talk on this board, top 10. Now? He's terrible.

If we have to address that, we would have to address how you made the LIST AT ALL. You are about the most worthless poster here, yet somehow you made the list.

If you are going to question the flip flopping troll who provides this board with countless posts of entertainment for an entire year, compared to your bleeding vaginal discharge of sporadic emotional feces decrepit posts, then I suggest we start with that.

Now mind you, that Clay hates my guts, and on the whole the feeling is mutual, but his contributions as a top poster to this board are beyond compare. Where as yours are as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop.

Mr. Flopnuts 12-30-2014 08:25 AM

This thread has gained new burst! ROFL how did I forget the Roberto Alomar tree? Deez for president!

Direckshun 12-30-2014 08:25 AM

I just read Flop's roast. LMAO

Oh my gentle Jesus.

Mr. Flopnuts 12-30-2014 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 11228910)
I just read Flop's roast. LMAO

Oh my gentle Jesus.

There is not one person that got lit up as effectively, nor as often as I was. I'm proud. ROFL

Thank you btw, to the 3 people who appreciated my roast of SNR. Clearly I Spent no time on that, and I'm butthurt over its lack of response.

Direckshun 12-30-2014 08:34 AM

It's hard to fully appreciate the moves of the guy dancing NEXT to Fred Estaire.

Mr. Flopnuts 12-30-2014 08:36 AM

I totally get that.

TimBone 12-30-2014 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Der Flöprer (Post 11228911)
There is not one person that got lit up as effectively, nor as often as I was. I'm proud. ROFL

Thank you btw, to the 3 people who appreciated my roast of SNR. Clearly I Spent no time on that, and I'm butthurt over its lack of response.

I jerked off to it.

Sweet Daddy Hate 12-30-2014 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mav (Post 11228904)
If we have to address that, we would have to address how you made the LIST AT ALL. You are about the most worthless poster here, yet somehow you made the list.

If you are going to question the flip flopping troll who provides this board with countless posts of entertainment for an entire year, compared to your bleeding vaginal discharge of sporadic emotional feces decrepit posts, then I suggest we start with that.

Now mind you, that Clay hates my guts, and on the whole the feeling is mutual, but his contributions as a top poster to this board are beyond compare. Where as yours are as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/29d837418...whtho1_500.gif

Sweet Daddy Hate 12-30-2014 08:40 PM

I'm so proud of my apprentice.

Direckshun 12-30-2014 08:44 PM

I singed my testicles tonight when they fell on a George Foreman grill.

They're okay. They're getting by.

Been cumming fireballs ever since, though.

Bowser 12-30-2014 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 11230713)
I singed my testicles tonight when they fell on a George Foreman grill.

They're okay. They're getting by.

Been cumming fireballs ever since, though.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/hhn.gif

CHIEFS58 12-30-2014 10:28 PM

Awesome work! Very funny stuff.

Theres a few things that made me go WTF???

Like, oh I dunno posters like O. City are on here but one of our very active Mods aren't?
Oh well. To each his own Good effort!
Back to lurking

Hammock Parties 12-30-2014 10:39 PM

ANY ****ING TIME, SWEETHEART.

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SAUTO 12-30-2014 10:41 PM

ROFL.


I get it.

TLO 12-30-2014 10:51 PM

Back in on ambien again tonight. These emoticons are so crazy. They are moving all over the page. I don't know how to get them bac,

TLO 12-30-2014 10:54 PM

Kid Cudi is awesome.

SPchief 12-30-2014 11:01 PM

Man, it's gonna be awesome if Clay just gets trolled with this. His balls are ready to burst

BigRedChief 12-30-2014 11:36 PM

Milkman at #6? WTF?

crazycoffey 12-31-2014 01:05 AM

Soooo, fax is number 1, right?

TimBone 12-31-2014 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 11231284)
Soooo, fax is number 1, right?

Nope. Big Smoke.

Hammock Parties 12-31-2014 01:21 AM

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Mav 12-31-2014 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Williams (Post 11230707)
I'm so proud of my apprentice.

I bow to thy teachings.

Rausch 12-31-2014 02:34 AM

I can't believe there haven't been more butthurt-Sith pics.

This thread is begging for it...

TLO 12-31-2014 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 11231295)
Nope. Big Smoke.

YES! YES! YES!

PBJ PBJ PBJ

Baby Lee 12-31-2014 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 11221469)
Will the number 1 poster be able to make an off the cuff quip about BF Skinner? The deintellectuization of Chiefsplanet continues.

He owes his luxurious mane to his operant conditioner.

Baby Lee 12-31-2014 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SNR (Post 11221506)
I've pursued this vendetta against Rain Man for more than 10 years, lying in wait for the perfect moment to wreak my revenge for the B29 simulation. I even put up with moving to that awful part of Alabama and getting ****ed over in all of his other simulations. But I couldn't ever reveal my hand.

The moment finally arrived when I volunteered to take over a few roasts for htismaqe. I knew that this was my path to emotional closure and healing.

The deed is done. I was set on fire, but I live on with the satisfaction that I denied Rain Man a very important trophy to put in his case. And it wasn't due to circumstance or nature, either. I did it. I am the one action. I am the force.

I'm Hedda Gabler. I'm Keyser Söze. I'm the ultimate cock block.

But do you knock?

Rausch 12-31-2014 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11231364)
He owes his luxurious mane to his operant conditioner.

Keg!




No?




****...

Baby Lee 12-31-2014 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 11228750)

He'll keep calling, he'll keep calling, he'll keep calling, he'll keep calling, he'll keep calling, he'll keep calling, he'll keep calling . . . .

I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go!!!

Rausch 12-31-2014 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baby Lee (Post 11231372)
He'll keep calling, he'll keep calling, he'll keep calling, he'll keep calling, he'll keep calling, he'll keep calling, he'll keep calling . . . .

I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go!!!

Swear ta' god this was always the impression I had of Rain Man.

I'm sure at some point RM had his own Bueller.

He seems to have let up over the years.

I'd love to sit down in one of those Japanese food-flipping restaurants with him and hear how that went down while sipping anything other than sake...

Iowanian 12-31-2014 09:27 AM

With the remaining missing pieces, the original meat peeker is going to get trolled and left off.

It's got to be Chitown roasted about getting a haircut, or SEC with a 6 word roast, or Dart or any number of worthy long time contributors to what this place is supposed to be.

TLO 12-31-2014 09:31 AM

I like ambien.

stevieray 12-31-2014 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 11228920)
It's hard to fully appreciate the moves of the guy dancing NEXT to Fred Estaire.

...unless that guy's name is Gene Kelly.

Saul Good 12-31-2014 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 11231503)
With the remaining missing pieces, the original meat peeker is going to get trolled and left off.

It's got to be Chitown roasted about getting a haircut, or SEC with a 6 word roast, or Dart or any number of worthy long time contributors to what this place is supposed to be.

So you're saying I have a chance?

Mr. Flopnuts 12-31-2014 09:35 AM

Kazookeylele - Ukulele - The Final Countdown - Po…: http://youtu.be/XAg5KjnAhuU

Can't embed from my tablet apparently...

Iowanian 12-31-2014 09:35 AM

Direckshun is wrong about being noticed dancing next to Fred Estaire.

You can't tell me people wouldn't pay more attention to Honey Boo Boo's mom doing the Carlton than him, especially here.

Rausch 12-31-2014 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 11231521)
I like ambien.

The Debil....:#

Katipan 12-31-2014 09:40 AM

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stevieray 12-31-2014 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 11231533)
So you're saying I have a chance?

my crappy art is being used as avatars...:harumph:

:D

stevieray 12-31-2014 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11231548)

she's not dragging her toe.


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