Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11361702)

Curiously enough that's how I imagine Hootie knows his friend's dick size.



In the midwest they do something called a Presentation. I think? Theres NOwhere for Proms to be had in NW Iowa, so they have them in gyms. Before the dancing begins, all the parents in the surrounding communities sit in the stands and watch each couple be introduced.

Only maybe half the audience is related to one of the seniors. The rest of the audience is made up of dirty old men because every single prom dress, from the skinny nerd girls to the 6 ft jock girls have their breasts hanging out of the dresses. To the extreme. Sweet, wholesome, church going, 4H club princesses all hanging onto their dresses by their nipples.

I can tell you they're getting better and bigger.

And I'm ****ing pissed.

Originally Posted by KChiefs1 (Post 11361795)

I knew a guy in high school whose penis would actually invert & you couldn't see it. Is that considered a micropenis?

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 11361686)

Well yeah you do. They always come out when you guys have sleep overs that turn into pillow fights that turn into make out sessions. At least that's the way we've always heard it happens.

Originally Posted by Pablo (Post 11361800)

Uh huh. "Knew a guy".

I think we found one of the four!

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11361840)

I've seen so many of my friends penises it's not even funny

I'm talking hard, soft, semi, emotional, etc

Originally Posted by srvy (Post 11362147)

:LOL:

Are you Fred Garvin Male Prostitute?

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11361672)

We all know what our girlfriends boobs look like.

Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 11362214)

..and sisters. One of my sisters had three boobs.

Originally Posted by BucEyedPea (Post 11362214)

..and sisters. One of my sisters had three boobs.

Originally Posted by BWillie (Post 11358451)

I have never once measured my penis

Originally Posted by KChiefs1 (Post 11361795)

I knew a guy in high school whose penis would actually invert & you couldn't see it. Is that considered a micropenis?

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0 (Post 11361589)

I know a few things

I have a few friends with HUGE penises

two to be exact

and NEITHER of them flaunt them, and NEITHER of them ever reference them in public ... in fact, they get embarrassed

no joke

so when I sit here and read people on ChiefsPlanet.com talk about their HUGE dicks and how they've had women turn them down for sex because they were just "too big" ... it's hilarious to me

because I know it isn't true ... and I want to know what kind of complex someone has to have to have to pretend or talk about having a huge dick on ChiefsPlanet.com when the demographic is 99.5% men

it's hilarious

who does that?