Perfect. Glad you're leaving now that you shit all over the place.

Good lord. I feel like this thread, which started out with a fairly amusing idea, turned into the biggest bitchfest I've ever seen. It's like watching those dumbass Jersey chicks fight over which one of their fat asses is copying the looks of the other ones. This is a ****ing reerun poop tossing fight.

There are quite a few posters on here that I figured for fairly well adjusted individuals that are coming across as total reeruns. No offense to any real reeruns on here.

In college, I roomed with 2 Mexicans throughout my 5-year duration there. They both were real emotional/dramatic when they'd get drunk, but were still a couple of the coolest ****ers in the world. I'm in.

I roomed with one black dude. I moved out of that campus house a week after school began because I caught the dude stealing $60 out of my wallet. I was pissed. We almost fought...which would have been ugly because he was one of the best wrestlers on my wrestling team, but he was 149 lbs at the time and I was 184 lbs...I'm thinking I would have taken him, but honestly not sure...I didn't have much trouble with him the couple times I went goes with him in practice, but I usually had to rely on funk/desperation moves and my strength...the dude was freaking quick. Probably could have landed a shit-load of punches on me.

However, I think I have 2 black dudes coming to my wedding reception Saturday (RSVP'd, yo). Both of them are attending because they know me. I am also now able to converse casually with an African American comfortably without thinking to myself (oh shit, be careful about every word you say because they tend to become defensive about shit). I feel like I'm talking to just another dude when I talk to an African American now. So I think I'm in. I wasn't, but think I'm in now. **** that douche who stole my $60 though...that punkass bitch.

Do you feel like doing a new roast now? We need some direction here.


You have a chance to be Moses here.

None taken. It's all good, toogeslice.

good to know. and here I thought you were a Mexican with your name. I like Mexicans. reeruns too.

I've seen this movie before.

The problem is you don't want the truth. You. Simply. Can't. Handle. It.

It has to do with WE WANT DRAMA AND WE WILL GET IT

Why? You already got roasted. The worst is over.

LMAO

Is KCNative your best bud in the world then?

Not Mexican. Mostly English. I have a last name that sounds a bit similar to "Suave." So I got the nickname, "Rico" when I was like 8 years old and that "Rico Suave" song came out.

And yes, I like reeruns as well. Seriously, some of the funnest times I've had in my life were at my old job of 5 years where I was a Service Coordinator at a mental health facility and every Friday evening I did direct care services with groups of developmentally disabled people, which usually consisted of chaperoning Special Olympics softball, swimming and/or bowling events. Get those cats in a group together, where they can comfortably let loose and not feel like they are being looked down upon by everyone, and you will find yourself literally observing some of the coolest/most entertaining social interaction imaginable.

wah-wah;wah-wah-wah

I think I'm done. I have one that I've been planning, but it's pretty brutal, and I'm not sure if I want to do it...but it's going to be the funniest one yet.

I think I might do that one by PM or email to just a handful of posters who request it. We'll see, though.

I'm pretty much over trying to contribute. This was one of the best threads in the history of CP...and then Phobia got involved.

Seriously, **** that guy.