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Sweet Daddy Hate 02-10-2009 09:08 PM

Barely a "D+" on your homework my friend.

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 5477841)
I'll play.

Darth Carl Satan is a smallish( 6' tall ) individual with a full head of hair that doesn't style( weather dependent ) in the way he wishes. Due to his size, he had to develop other means of defending himself against schoolyard bullies, and as a result has developed a quick retort and self-deprecating smile that is designed to send mixed signals to those in his crosshairs. ( you can scratch that whole sentence ) He has slightly oversized incisors( canines ), eyebrows that are slightly bushier than normal, and well-manicured fingernails. He dresses in a manner that is an attempt at hip( I stick with the classics, not trends ), but somewhat stunted as a result of the insecurities(???? / EPIC Fail) that he is careful not to show in public. His eyes move more rapidly than most as he constantly assesses people( this is true ). He slouches just a bit.( At times )

Not bad, but not too good either.

Rain Man 02-10-2009 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth CarlSatan (Post 5477872)
Barely a "D+" on your homework my friend.



Not bad, but not too good either.


I know you better than you know yourself, my friend.

Skip Towne 02-10-2009 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 5477841)
I'll play.

Darth Carl Satan is a smallish individual with a full head of hair that doesn't style in the way he wishes. Due to his size, he had to develop other means of defending himself against schoolyard bullies, and as a result has developed a quick retort and self-deprecating smile that is designed to send mixed signals to those in his crosshairs. He has slightly oversized incisors, eyebrows that are slightly bushier than normal, and well-manicured fingernails. He dresses in a manner that is an attempt at hip, but somewhat stunted as a result of the insecurities that he is careful not to show in public. His eyes move more rapidly than most as he constantly assesses people. He slouches just a bit.

Sounds right.

Simply Red 02-10-2009 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5477896)
Sounds right.

I think you/Skip have redish hair, parted on the side. Not like really deep red, just sort of red.

Sweet Daddy Hate 02-10-2009 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5477896)
Sounds right.

If and when the day comes that I require advice on the Centrum Silver Vs Geritol debate, I'll ask your opinion. Until then; pipe down grandpa.
:fire:

DeezNutz 02-10-2009 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5477905)
I think you/Skip have redish hair, parted on the side. Not like really deep red, just sort of red.

Simply Red, I see you as a man who has an affinity for 9'ers, cooking, and foreign cars. You also have impeccably managed hair.

Iowanian 02-10-2009 09:29 PM

Darth just seems to be the kid that is trying to lick the DNA mini-pickles
off of the window at a dirty fast food place.

Rain Man 02-10-2009 09:30 PM

Okay, Skip next.

Skip is small next to today's larger youth, but average for his generation. He sports a full head of hair that is the envy of men half his age, even though they don't understand his Bruce Jenner style. He has deepset hazel eyes that, despite being constantly bloodshot, reveal a smoldering fire within that women find irresistible. His nose is that of a Roman patrician, slightly askew from a fight in 1982 over whether Bill Kenney should be the starter. In body, he is slightly rounder than he used to be, but it's a weightlifter kind of gut, a small layer of fat over cords of muscle. With large hands and forearms and narrow yet flexible shoulders, he can climb like a baboon stealing a Japanese tourist's camera, a valuable trait for his profession. He dresses simply, jeans most days and a white Creedence Clearwater Revival concert t-shirt, but is not averse to wearing collared shirts if he doesn't have to button them all the way. He has small scars on his wrists from handcuffs, which he won't explain, and wears a large ring on his right ring finger that bears a garnet and the insignia of the USS Tallahassee. He is missing the small toe on his right foot, which produces an almost unnoticeable limp.

Smed1065 02-10-2009 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture (Post 5476874)
:(
I bet you cried when you typed that hahaROFL

But seriously dont be jealous, just cause my boy has tons of game while you didnt get with ANY japanese chicks. He wasnt lying either. Its completely easy to get laid in Japan when you are a caucasian male. You have to be a complete loser like yourself with no game to strike out completely.


Your boy? :hmmm:

Frankie 02-10-2009 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 5476757)
Me.

Which one?

Frankie 02-10-2009 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5476870)
I think Midnight Vulture looks positively dashing in his shirt. He appears primed and ready for a wild night of ****ventures with a hot little filly of his choice. He radiates youthful sexuality.

Uh oh!

Skip Towne 02-10-2009 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5477905)
I think you/Skip have redish hair, parted on the side. Not like really deep red, just sort of red.

Not even close.

DaKCMan AP 02-10-2009 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5477935)
Not even close.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ily_Guy%29.JPG

Skip Towne 02-10-2009 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth CarlSatan (Post 5477908)
If and when the day comes that I require advice on the Centrum Silver Vs Geritol debate, I'll ask your opinion. Until then; pipe down grandpa.
:fire:

Do they let you use metal scissors at your school Sonny?

Pants 02-10-2009 09:39 PM

Mr. Rain Man, what is your nom de plume?


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