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Jenny Gump

08-23-2004 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morphius

As my Aunt the nurse tells similar stories, I'm guessing the explination was something like, "Well, I was in the shower and when I stepped out to reach for my towel I slipped and fell and it went right inside of me."

The really funny ones are people trying to explain away garden fruits and vegi's by saying that they were walking through the garden naked when they fell and the cucumber/carrot... slid right inside them. Yeah, uh-huh.

What???!! It can happen.

phisherman

08-23-2004 01:18 PM

here's what you do:

you have her do something for you, tell her, "i want you to take one hand and cover the one hole you can't violate"

if she sticks her hands straight up in the air, that's your girl

bp

Abba-Dabba

08-23-2004 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Well, now that's just silly.

:hmmm:

No it isn't.

jspchief

08-23-2004 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Well, now that's just silly.

I was just going to think it, but since you came out and said it....

ChiTown

08-23-2004 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Well, now that's just silly.

Sorry, dude, but that canal is an exit only. I stay clear of that sombitch.

teedubya

09-14-2004 06:58 AM

so did you get laid or what?

Fairplay

09-17-2004 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Ali Chi3fs

so did you get laid or what?

Unfortunately i think it was the "or what" part Chi3fs.

Ebolapox

09-17-2004 10:56 AM

fucking classic--I'm seriously amazed

-EB-

Ebolapox

09-18-2004 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimNasium

Oh, and to difuse the predictable, no I do not date midgets.

ROFL

-EB-

Ebolapox

09-18-2004 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saulbadguy

2 words: Donkey Punch

ROFL

best idea on the whole thread--I don't think he's advanced enough for a dirty sanchez or an 'E.T. phone home'...

-EB-

Ebolapox

09-18-2004 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by royr17

naw dad i think i pass and go with this girl instead. besides the girls coming down this week any way, oh and by the way guys u wanna know good thing about this chick, SHE LIKES FOOTBALL ... yes yes yes.

and you haven't boned her in the ass yet??

-EB-

Ebolapox

09-18-2004 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by royr17

Panties ? Oh u meant thongs didnt u !!! :)

:shake:

you're clueless, dawg--

-EB-

Ebolapox

09-18-2004 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia

If you're having trouble getting a girl out of her sandals, you can completely forget about anything else....

ROFL

damn, that was harsh

-EB-

Ebolapox

09-18-2004 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou

If my kid ever does this.. I'll beat him. This is something he should talk about with his friends... not mine. :p

:clap:

true the fuck that--

-EB-

Ebolapox

09-18-2004 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by royr17

Naw Phob she not too old for me i would date somebody even if they was 25 but i would only go up to dating somebody that is 5 years older than me u may think its crazy but its true.

delusion: when kcnut and gochiefs are genetically combined

-EB-

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