ROFL

But at least my hair follicles are of consistent length. :thumb:

In a pinch?

You bet!

Yeah, but you can't cut your own hair in the shower with a trimmer for free. :harumph:

I've cut my own hair since the 90s


It looks great, you just have to be severely OCD soooooo

If I let my hair grow it gets really thick and out of control quickly. I took out the trusty buzzers and set it on a 4 guard and took it all off. My wife was not a fan of this new buzz cut look but I don't care. Nobody's gonna see me anyhow.

Next step is to leave the top/front on 8 guard and work your way back and down to 2 at the bottom on your neck

Oh no no no, I'll gladly pay to have somebody do it once the world gets a little less crazy. For now this will suffice.

Can't argue with you on that. Nice win.

Can't argue with you on that. Nice win.

Or is it?

I've got a couple natural cowlicks in my hair. My hair grows pretty quickly too. If I go 3 weeks between cuts, it starts doing some funny twirly stuff. Like a guinea pig..

Yeah I was long overdue for a cut before this shit show all started. I'm going to whip out the 4 guard as well if this goes on much longer. Either that or I know a couple of them, perhaps I can talk one of them into coming over for a house call.

They are out of work with the stay at home order and every one of them cheats they system pocketing cash and they don't claim much on their income tax. With that being said, even if they manage to get unemployment, their check is going to suck wind.

Not really, no. :sulk:

God I wish I could work from home. I’m still having to drive in every day.

who is your daddy and what does he do

The government. And elections are still on schedule.